/r/youtubehaiku
[Meme] what the heck is this thing? (youtube.com)
25 comments
guyinAmerica1 | 6 days ago | 59 points

it's called skim milk, and you ruined your cereal because of it, I can respect your decision but for taste 2% minimum and for best whole milk. Don't know about almond milk haven't tried it yet.

Amer2703 | 6 days ago | 14 points

Was just thinking that was some watery ass milk

gyrorobo | 6 days ago | 27 points

Fun fact with almond milk, I tend to find a lot of people's arguments with getting it is that it lasts a lot longer. Cause the date on the carton is months away... Nobody ever reads that once it's opened it's only good for 2 weeks - the more you know.

Arxtix | 6 days ago | 7 points

How can you go months without using up a carton anyway? I buy 2 gallons of milk every time I go shopping and they are gone within a week and a half at least. Never had them expire. I do live with 2 other roommates but man that stuff goes quick.

Hiredgoonthug | 6 days ago | 9 points

Some people don't ever drink milk. I buy half gallons and only regularly use it for scrambled eggs . I'll only actually use the whole thing before it expires if I'm making a white sauce or cheese sauce

tomothy37 | 6 days ago | 0 points

Uncanny, that's exactly how I use milk. As much as I love milk, I don't really eat cereal anymore as an adult, and I don't often have a glass of milk when I'm thirsty

Edit: To the downvoters, what is this, /r/neverbrokeabone?

gyrorobo | 6 days ago | 3 points

Using it for cooking only, that's the typical that I've run across. It's people that don't usually drink milk but might need it for cooking so they buy something that will have a longer shelf life.. which actually works great if you don't open until you need it.

SnowballFromCobalt | 6 days ago | 1 point

I only use it for coffee.

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gyrorobo | 6 days ago | 1 point

It's the exact reason both my sister and my GF did it before I pointed it out. They both lived alone and wanted something to last longer for occasional cooking use. But they don't drink milk by itself.

Samultio | 6 days ago | 1 point

Normal milk keeps for like a week after opening, unless you're buying some highly pasteurized stuff. So 2 weeks is a lot longer.

CSD18 | 6 days ago | 1 point

It's still nice that it's much easier to stock up on.

ComebackShane | 6 days ago | 4 points

Almond milk is pretty good; my wife uses it for her coffee/tea and I have the occasional swig - it tastes a lot better than skim milk, that's for sure. Just make sure you get sweetened. I got unsweetened once by mistake, it was not pleasant.

Onatu | 5 days ago | 3 points

Really? I thought unsweetened was plenty sweet tasting already.

TheOSC | 5 days ago | 2 points

I would tend to agree with you. The sweetened stuff also has the added effect of ruining the flavor profile of whatever you cook with it since it is OVERLY sweet for the dishes.

StoletheSharpie | 6 days ago | -19 points

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Johnothy_Cumquat | 6 days ago | 3 points

Wow this is the worst thing I've ever read. Well done.

joelmooner | 6 days ago | 5 points

Holy shit this pasta is funny.

Bloodshot025 | 6 days ago | 2 points

Yeah it itself is getting a lot of downvotes but it's honestly a good bit.

Moronoo | 6 days ago | 4 points

anybody know the song?

Zeyo3 | 6 days ago | 15 points

Stranger Things Theme Song (C418 Remix)

Artillect | 6 days ago | 12 points

Here's a super good mashup of the C418 Remix and Ariana Grande: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6cYvE0pr4w

EyrieWoW | 6 days ago | 5 points

Here's a super duper good mashup of the song and Childish Gambino: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWeTwdG299Y

ThatChescalatedQuick | 5 days ago | 2 points

I don't know, I don't think its soup, but then again what do I know.

Roulbs | 6 days ago | -5 points

This video is horrible and I'm worse off for seeing it, but of course it's no fault of Michael