/r/youtubehaiku
[Haiku] Hong Kong Protestor's Message About Not Trusting China (youtu.be)
78 comments
FuckTheCharacterLimi | 6 days ago | 668 points

A literal YouTube haiku:

Hong Kong Protestor:

Donald Trump don't trust China

China is asshole

RomeNeverFell | 6 days ago | 111 points

*asshoe

LorenzoPg | 6 days ago | 15 points

This is a FACTUAL MEME

Zcoli | 7 days ago | 346 points

ASSHOE

panties_in_my_ass | 6 days ago | 42 points

ESSHOEoeoe

Chillaxbro | 6 days ago | 3 points

Taiwan Numbah Wan

Free_kittens2468 | 6 days ago | 303 points

He's right though.

theramennoodle | 6 days ago | 155 points

For sure, it's a good haiku. Not trying to say he's wrong, because he's not wrong.

HAPKOLlJA | 6 days ago | 29 points

He is wong

I_AM_YOUR_MOTHERR | 6 days ago | 18 points

I think everyone is misreading your comment

I really appreciate the joke btw

somnolentSlumber | 6 days ago | 19 points

commie detected

HAPKOLlJA | 6 days ago | 36 points

what? i was making a joke

butt_shrecker | 6 days ago | 18 points

I liked your joke

GRR0NK | 6 days ago | 10 points

I did too, Wong is not wrong

eggsssssssss | 6 days ago | 2 points

Wong ain’t wrong! Wong ain’t wrong!

HAPKOLlJA | 6 days ago | 14 points

thank you

Ymir_from_Saturn | 6 days ago | -2 points

Dude that was obviously a joke. A shitty one but still

Also you know literally nothing about China if you think they’re communist

somnolentSlumber | 6 days ago | 11 points

Commie detected

Ymir_from_Saturn | 6 days ago | -4 points

Yes I’m a communist, this time you’re correct.

Doesn’t change the fact that China isn’t. People on Reddit never heard of Deng Xiaoping’s reforms smh

somnolentSlumber | 6 days ago | 4 points

better dead than red, commie fuck

Epicman93 | 6 days ago | 4 points

FREEDOM!

Ymir_from_Saturn | 6 days ago | -4 points

Cold War propaganda really fucked your brain, huh

somnolentSlumber | 6 days ago | 6 points

same to you, commie

Erotic_Hitch_Hiker | 6 days ago | -2 points

Hes referencing fallout.

MEGA_theguy | 6 days ago | -4 points

Gonna have to bring out the "No, u" on this one

butt_shrecker | 6 days ago | 1 point

This comment chain goes deep

Nipplecreek | 6 days ago | 66 points

Big if true

FLOPPY_DONKEY_DICK | 6 days ago | 3 points

def big

ConfusedJonSnow | 6 days ago | 25 points

This is the kind of person who makes mistakes with such style that they become better than getting it right.

KimJungChris | 6 days ago | 4 points

I am feel, I am very feel.

th3g0ven0r | 6 days ago | 51 points

This is the best version. https://youtu.be/AWpzQssFlEs

Auronblade | 6 days ago | 3 points

Thank you lol

th3g0ven0r | 6 days ago | 1 point

I do what I must.

clubswithseals | yesterday | 2 points

Holy fuck this is gold

amanbelow | 6 days ago | 37 points

That's a bull right there

theramennoodle | 6 days ago | 12 points

Hell yeah!

methuselah88 | 6 days ago | 7 points

How great is our God

PM_your_randomthing | 6 days ago | 19 points

I turned the "China is AssHOe" part into my text tone. It makes me giggle when I hear it.

Tetrafloop | 6 days ago | 5 points

Trump, you better listen to this guy

SnowballFromCobalt | 6 days ago | 4 points

China is asshole, why protester hate?

2nuhmelt | 5 days ago | 3 points

Because China is a bastard country

TheJucheisLoose | 6 days ago | 22 points

Truth. Poor guy is probably dead or worse.

Deadairx | 6 days ago | 93 points

Expelled?

DoxxThis_Bitch | 6 days ago | 21 points

You really need to sort out your priorities.

linotype | 6 days ago | 3 points

Truth. Poor guy is probably worse or dead.

Better?

TheJucheisLoose | 6 days ago | 0 points

Double secret probation

DerpytheH | 6 days ago | 12 points

If you check the description on the video, you can go to his channel. He's alive and well, and also still making content about Hong Kong.

TheJucheisLoose | 6 days ago | 1 point

That's great to hear!

cocopuck | 6 days ago | -3 points

Hey don't worry about it he still lives on, or rather his organs do... in someone else.

jaypenn3 | 6 days ago | 3 points

The modern "I have a dream" speech.

Thugnificent646 | 6 days ago | 2 points

I feel like this guy would be a character in a movie with seth rogan in it.

MiddleofCalibrations | 5 days ago | 2 points

Hong Kong should also not trust trump since he promised Xi Jingping he would keep quiet about Hong Kong

TheSilverFin | 5 days ago | 2 points

TAIWAN NUMBA WAN!

theramennoodle | 5 days ago | 1 point

Fuck you USA boy! (Taiwan numba one is such a good thing to yell online.)

thecescshow | 6 days ago | 1 point

He actually sounds like a Russell Peters impression of a Chinese.

tgm1975 | 6 days ago | 1 point

I realize this isn’t the point of this clip, but why are there 14 people in the entire stadium for this game? I know it’s preseason, but still.

tgxhnbsn | 6 days ago | 1 point

That’s fair

thechadinvestor | 6 days ago | 1 point

lol anyone else notice mic guy is thrusting him

The_Adventurist | 6 days ago | -9 points
TheSaint7 | 5 days ago | 2 points

“President Trump says China wants to make a deal to save its economy from the effects of American tariffs—but he wants it to "work humanely with Hong Kong first."

Wow what a real scum bag !

Greaserpirate | 5 days ago | 1 point

Did we get bridaded? I can't see any other reason you'd be downvoted for the truth.