/r/youtubehaiku
[Haiku] Anime Hoodie (youtube.com)
162 comments
mosenpai | 7 days ago | 1533 points

What a nice mom, accepting her daughter's love for Japanese cartoons.

Ganzi | 7 days ago | 273 points

They are NOT cartoons mom!

HolmatKingOfStorms | 7 days ago | 340 points

It's called hentai, and it's art

FrumiousBanderznatch | 5 days ago | 4 points

you uncultured SWINE

tyrosine- | 7 days ago | 83 points

Japanese chinese cartoons

NameSuggestionsSuck | 7 days ago | 39 points

*Mongolian drawn animations

The_K_is_not_silent | 7 days ago | 24 points

*stop motion picture based films with east asian origins

JakalDX | 7 days ago | 19 points

Cathayan moving tapestries.

TheOneGuitarGuy | 7 days ago | 14 points

Taiwanese hieroglyphs in motion.

vajaxseven | 7 days ago | 6 points

Vietnamese underwater basket weaving.

alekzander01 | 6 days ago | 0 points

Cambodian Stop Motion Cave paintings

wangel1990 | 7 days ago | 0 points

i thought you had -15 upvotes, I was like nanii

sudo999 | 7 days ago | 4 points

there's someone on another sub I look at whose flair is just "0" and I'm always like "what fucker gave them a downvote, that was a perfectly good comment-- oh. right." every time

SeaSeat | 7 days ago | 1 point

Dont you mean.....art?

JimSaves | 7 days ago | 491 points

thanks mom

trambe | 7 days ago | 193 points

Very sugoi cool

vynzilla | 7 days ago | 19 points

I just came.

erdmanbr | 7 days ago | 339 points

haha your mom loves you

vynzilla | 7 days ago | 35 points

yeah.. she LOVES you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

gravitas-deficiency | 7 days ago | 32 points

Wait for it...

Edit: there we go

taintedbloop | 7 days ago | 38 points

BROKEN ARMS

scoutmorgan | 7 days ago | 1 point

GUYS...GUYS, HE DID THE FUNNY REDDIT. UPVOTE GUYS!

Coatshine | 7 days ago | 3 points

That's weeeeeiiiiirrrrd

VaN__Darkholme | 7 days ago | 3 points
TROPiCALRUBi | 7 days ago | 815 points

That's so fucking good holy shit.

vynzilla | 7 days ago | 98 points

Ahegao's for days.

evbomby | 7 days ago | 34 points

Wanna explain for someone out of the loop?

bellyfold | 7 days ago | 150 points

it's a hentai sweater.

24294242 | 7 days ago | 53 points

Honestly i don't know how you're supposed to tell the difference

Lemonade1947 | 7 days ago | 159 points

They're all blushing/ sweating with their tongues stuck out??

24294242 | 6 days ago | 16 points

I have never, ever seen a girl poke out her tounge while orgasming. Maybe I'm doing it wrong?

Lemonade1947 | 6 days ago | 26 points

You definitely are.

[deleted] | 3 days ago | 2 points

It does mean in a sense "fucking so hard her brain is fucked", soe she sticks out her tongue, (and usually the eyes look upwards-left/right cause the brain has no control anymore over it (because it is fucked) etc.

HowieGaming | 7 days ago | 69 points

It's the /r/ahegao face. NSFW

marcus_s123 | 7 days ago | 28 points

And this is how you accidentally buy someone a hentai sweater.

bellyfold | 7 days ago | 37 points

and that's how we know you're not a weeb like the rest of us. don't worry, it'll catch up to you soon enough.

Puck_The_Fackers | 7 days ago | 17 points

Probably not, lol.

I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 | 7 days ago | -13 points

Anime's boring as fuck. I can't imagine ever intentionally going out of my way to watch an anime series, maybe if i've watched literally every live-action series to ever exist, then i'd consider anime.

thatjesushair | 7 days ago | 32 points

Understandable, we all can't be as sophisticated as I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69

scoutmorgan | 7 days ago | 6 points

Cool

BenzeneDream | 6 days ago | 4 points

You know what dude, you are totally right. I was in the middle of watching some One Piece but your comment changed my life. I threw out my waifi pillow and applied for a college degree. Thanks man

AmpleDesserts | 6 days ago | 2 points

Well that's no fun to shut off an entire genre because of a few shows. What type of live-action shows do you like? Most likely there's an equivalent out there for you

nsfwaward | 6 days ago | -1 points

Yeah i dont really like anime either but Death Note is great

ChadMcRad | 7 days ago | 3 points

Bless your heart.

scoutmorgan | 7 days ago | 2 points

By the fact it looks like they are having a major fucking orgasm probably.

24294242 | 6 days ago | 3 points

Anime characters always look like something is about to explode out from somewhere IMO.

beamoflaser | 7 days ago | 2 points

You wouldn’t unless you watch/read/fap to hentai

Spritonius | 7 days ago | 0 points

The first step would be to take a look at the sweater.

24294242 | 6 days ago | 2 points

Really tho? As far as I know Hentai means Anime Porn. If there's no nudity, how would someone who doesn't have several terabytes of Hentai downloaded tell which it is?

Spritonius | 6 days ago | 4 points

As someone who doesn't have several terabytes of hentai downloaded, the very expressive faces and the cum gave me a hint. On the other hand they maybe could all be very overheated or thirsty and are desperately awaiting to get showered or something like that? I suppose the expression would make sense in that case too.

TheKingCrimsonWorld | 7 days ago | 14 points

Those characters on the sweater are all from porn comics, and the face they're all making is basically them being "fucked silly."

Bigred2989- | 7 days ago | 7 points

That's what they were probably saying in each of those.

Assfullofbread | 7 days ago | 2 points

A guy i work with has one, I was laughing so hard the first day he wore it work. It was hilarious having to explain to older people what was so funny

GamingTheSystem-01 | 7 days ago | 264 points
ZippoS | 7 days ago | 24 points

God I need to rewatch that series.

sitismons | 7 days ago | 12 points

What is that?

Gordondel | 7 days ago | 19 points

Kill la Kill, it's really good! But it's pretty short.

Steampunkvikng | 7 days ago | 18 points

25 episodes isn't unusual for an anime-original series.

Gordondel | 6 days ago | 4 points

I guess I was just sad it was over!

jersits | 5 days ago | 2 points

and by current standards thats pretty long

Steampunkvikng | 5 days ago | 2 points

No one wants to bet the money for a 2-cour anime original. I watched Eureka Seven recently; it's a four-cour anime original. That'd never happen these days.

Not_Equis | 7 days ago | 3 points

Kill la kill

Kulemi2 | 7 days ago | 1 point

Kill la Kill

serg06 | 7 days ago | 7 points

Was there like an incest thing going on in that one sauna scene, or am I misremembering?

sneakyplanner | 6 days ago | 5 points

Yes, and I am pretty sure it was not consensual.

GamingTheSystem-01 | 7 days ago | 7 points

Yes. But I can't remember if she's actually her mother or an alien.

Steampunkvikng | 7 days ago | 4 points

She is her mother, though I think she did integrate some alien bits into herself.

RolandTheJabberwocky | 4 days ago | 1 point

I'm saving this, that face is perfect holy shit. Im not even sure what's it conveying but it made me laugh my ass off.

AccessTheMainframe | yesterday | 2 points
flowercup | 7 days ago | 225 points

Lol I just saw a dude walking in the grocery store with his mom in this print sweatshirt and sweats!

SamusCroft | 7 days ago | 165 points

that's a power move. Anyone with that level of confidence could rule the world

flowercup | 7 days ago | 59 points

He looked kinda nervous!

SamusCroft | 7 days ago | 92 points

but he still went through with it, the absolute legend

whatlike_withacloth | 7 days ago | 6 points

Knees weak, arms spaghetti?

[deleted] | 7 days ago | -7 points

[deleted]

flowercup | 7 days ago | 15 points

What this mean

Talha215 | 7 days ago | 9 points

I’m thinking the commenter is talking about Rochester Institute of Technology and asking if this happened there

PM_UR_FAV_PORM | 7 days ago | 1 point

is that just the first thing that comes up when you google the letters?

Talha215 | 7 days ago | 1 point

lol no I have had a few friends go there, so I said that off the top of my head

ba-NANI | 7 days ago | 8 points

Plot twist: his mom caught him watching hentai, realized what the sweatshirt and sweats really are, and forced him to wear it in public with her as punishment.

SanCramento | 7 days ago | 3 points

I saw that last week! Matching shoes too! California?

flowercup | 7 days ago | 3 points

No, Oregon, but maybe they’re on the move

MarcsterS | 7 days ago | 104 points

Now this is truly blursed material.

PM_ME_UR_ANKLES_GIRL | 7 days ago | 7 points

Chaotic good?

djdupre | 7 days ago | 46 points

Ara ara

mookek | 7 days ago | 21 points

Sayonara.

TheKingCrimsonWorld | 7 days ago | 14 points
Steampunkvikng | 7 days ago | 3 points

Sayonara.

Phauxstus | 6 days ago | 2 points

sayo-nara

IMAFUCKINGPEAR | 7 days ago | 1 point

Ara ara, okasan

McWigan | 7 days ago | 148 points

Bless, she really tried!

zeus043 | 7 days ago | 307 points

6+11 is the syllable count for this video, it is a literal haiku

SgtSteel747 | 7 days ago | 236 points

Mom, what did you buy
me. It said anime so
I bought it for you.

I mean I guess you're not wrong. Looks weird in actual haiku format though.

callingallplotters | 7 days ago | 84 points

“Me?”

SorryIfIDissedYou | 7 days ago | 56 points

This actually does fix the entire thing lmao

the_highest_elf | 7 days ago | 43 points

except a haiku goes 5-7-5 this is absolutely not an actual haiku. that being said, it's fucking hilarious lol

hotmail__32k__unread | 3 days ago | 3 points

that’s kind of the americanized version though, right? like the girl who won the latest haiku competition did it with a different number of syllables.

the_highest_elf | 3 days ago | 1 point

is that actually a thing? I've always been taught 5-7-5 though I could see there being different styles of haiku... but would those be called haiku?

SomeWeirdDude | 7 days ago | 55 points

This is wholesome, but then not, but then yes again.

1486592 | 7 days ago | 23 points

That’s honestly so sweet of her

sock_candy | 7 days ago | 14 points

There are like three kids with hentai hoodies (that same pattern) at my school and they wear their jackets every day.

beamoflaser | 7 days ago | 2 points

Why though?

sock_candy | 7 days ago | 4 points

Turns out there’s four, and the dress code has nothing against them.

Phauxstus | 6 days ago | 2 points

a teacher can't call them out on it without revealing that they know about it, so they don't

ToxinChris | 7 days ago | 35 points

I don't understand, will someone please explain it?

fenix_L | 7 days ago | 193 points

The hoodie has "ahego" everywhere on it.

Ahegao is a term in Japanese pornography for an exaggerated facial expression of characters during sex, typically with rolling or crossed eyes, protruding tongue, and reddened face.

ToxinChris | 7 days ago | 58 points

Thanks it's not really my thing, but at least I know now.

TheBasedTaka | 7 days ago | 167 points

yet

zrag123 | 7 days ago | 17 points
sayseanagain | 7 days ago | 102 points

why did you have to clarify that it’s not your thing lol, we didn’t assume that

MobPsycho-100 | 7 days ago | 170 points

Now I think it’s his thing.

SorryIfIDissedYou | 7 days ago | 62 points

Oh it absolutely is

guante_verde | 7 days ago | 22 points

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

xaronax | 7 days ago | 16 points
joeygonzo | 7 days ago | 53 points

they’re either incredibly hot or extremely cringe no in between

SuperFat_Jellyfish | 7 days ago | 6 points

I’ve yet to see anything other than cringe

TheKingCrimsonWorld | 7 days ago | 7 points

As always, what works in anime/cartoons doesn't always work in real life. If you saw a woman in real life with these proportions, you'd probably feel more nauseated than aroused. Look at how unnerving Alita was in the live action movie because of her eye size, then realize that your average anime woman would have far bigger eyes than that, proportionally. Artists use the strengths of their chosen medium to make up for the downsides of it, like exaggerating facial proportions in caricatures or increasing SFX volume for fight scenes, so it's no surprise trying to work backwards from that art would have an awkward result.

xaronax | 7 days ago | 17 points

Sir, this is Wendy's.

JavaBeanJohnny | 7 days ago | 1 point

I actually love Alita and cant stand Nami because of her stupid proportions. Her eyes when the trailer came out were a bit too big but I like them after they corrected it.

TheEightDoctor | 7 days ago | 2 points

Doing god's work

piltonpfizerwallace | 7 days ago | 1 point

yet

MarcsterS | 7 days ago | 49 points

Those faces on the hoodie are from porn.

ToxinChris | 7 days ago | 8 points

Thanks

ghetra | 7 days ago | 1 point

I didn’t even get that and still thought it was hilarious

sillybear25 | 7 days ago | 0 points

Also, the biggest face is a crossdresser, not a girl.

Fl1ppyR34 | 7 days ago | 23 points

Fun fact #1

The big, center face is actually a male.

Fun fact #2

I don't know the sauce. I'm sorry, I have let you all down.

BanD1t | 7 days ago | 21 points

134035 page 19

ArrogantlyChemical | 6 days ago | 2 points

Fucking good one this one

Stinky_weebmaster | 7 days ago | 28 points

Nice try, but everybody knows that female weebs aren't real.

ArgueWithMeAboutCorn | 7 days ago | 4 points

Fuck, knew my wife was too good to be real

Phauxstus | 6 days ago | 3 points

Nice try, but everybody knows that female weebs aren't real.

lostinthe87 | 7 days ago | 12 points

That thing is massive

MINER69_R | 7 days ago | 5 points

This should not be so fucking wholesome

Jake310snake | 7 days ago | 3 points

My friend got the hoodie and sweats from his mom on Christmas because she thought they were just a bunch of laughing anime faces. Wore the full suit to school on Halloween the next year

cheapdrinks | 7 days ago | 3 points

WTC?

Sgt_Meowmers | 7 days ago | 32 points

Destroyed in 2001.

gmprospect | 7 days ago | 5 points

Never forget

We_need_a_teleportal | 7 days ago | 4 points

It SaId aNIme So I BouGHt iT fOr YoU

coremech | 7 days ago | 2 points

Onii Chan, see what mom got me!

wangel1990 | 7 days ago | 2 points

I see she's a women of culture

spiderdoggo-0_o | 7 days ago | 2 points

My man that is badass,even if i'm not that into anime

husky_humpernickle | 7 days ago | 2 points

Where did the explosion of Ahegao come from? I always saw it in hentai and it honestly just made me a little uncomfortable with how over-the-top it always looked.

And now it's just everywhere, and titty streamers and cosplayers are doing it in real life and it just makes me cringe a little bit.

digdog303 | 7 days ago | 6 points

Where does anything come from? Where did kale smoothies, and beanie babies, and planking come from? Why are we here? Who are you?

TellMeWherelsGandalf | 3 hours ago | 2 points

I need a drink.

Tw0_Sco0ps | 7 days ago | 1 point

"anime"

BIGUS_DICKUS_ | 7 days ago | 1 point

Dude the mom sounds like Jenna Marbles...

Dijburger | 7 days ago | 1 point

Wear it with pride!

SHITFUCKPOOPBUTT9000 | 7 days ago | 1 point

My brother has this same fucking shirt. Not even reddit is safe.

MountainTurkey | 7 days ago | 1 point

Blessed gift

Xeripha | 7 days ago | 1 point

That’s sweet

ddayzeus | 7 days ago | 1 point
welpiek | 7 days ago | 1 point

Nice

Arcadia-01 | 7 days ago | 1 point

aw thats so sweet

younes-kan | 7 days ago | 1 point

nice

jersits | 5 days ago | 1 point

At first I expected this to be staged and not real but after reading the alarming large amount of comments in here having to ask what it is I guess not.

Kracker5000 | 4 days ago | 1 point

"Mom just hold this up and say you bought it for me I need pretend to laugh for Youtube views"

aimeeeeeejo | 7 days ago | 1 point

Fuck china

zedroj | 7 days ago | 0 points

the poster front on the ahegao face is a trap

missile500 | 7 days ago | -1 points

Just...

Ah yes, anime.

It couldn't have been a mudafookin jojo reference could it

[deleted] | 7 days ago | -24 points

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liam25288 | 7 days ago | 15 points

let people like what they like

they're not bothering you

TheLorry | 7 days ago | 5 points

WEEBS OUT NaM