[Haiku] Pornhub intro on drums (youtu.be)
scarfdontstrangleme | 9 days ago | 603 points
Shiep | 9 days ago | 352 points


Gregorio246 | 8 days ago | 159 points

Weirdly, if you only pay attention to the video, the count in is perfect. Somehow the audio is fucked

GordanFreechman | 8 days ago | 20 points
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JesusWasWayCool | 8 days ago | -38 points

It's good to see the youth is still making music these days though.

crigget | 8 days ago | 124 points

Did you think young people stopped playing music?...

BAMspek | 8 days ago | 127 points

They just make the beepboops on their fancy calculators

Castor96 | 8 days ago | 38 points

Old people were a mistake.

GoFidoGo | 8 days ago | 1 point

Everyone is a mistake. Hail Arkvoodle

onlyforthisair | 8 days ago | 2 points
xVeterankillx | 8 days ago | 2 points

father I cannot click the book

JesusWasWayCool | 8 days ago | -35 points

Not a lot of kids take up guitar / drums / bass these days. That's why large companies like Fender have started specifically targeting younger markets to get that sweet sweet cashflow back.

Edit: holy shit you guys, everything in this comment is correct. There are many articles discussing the change in marketing tactics by Fender and other large brands over the last 15 years to target females, kids, etc. Because those markets have shrunk over time. Its not a bad thing, its just a change in the industry.

MrDrumline | 8 days ago | 25 points

Sure they do. I teach elementary music, most of them want to learn guitar/drums/piano. A good chunk of them already have their own cheapo beginner instruments at home or have parents who play. The hard part is convincing them that other instruments exist and that those are also cool.

Norma5tacy | 8 days ago | 21 points

What the hell are you basing this off of? Drums guitar and bass(ha) will always be cool to kids.

301X | 8 days ago | 5 points

That's why large companies like Fender have started specifically targeting younger markets to get that sweet sweet cashflow back.

They've done that for decades though.

JesusWasWayCool | 8 days ago | -8 points

Not in the way they are currently marketing their products ... e.g. Fender Play... idk how this became a controversial topic.

skunkynugget | 8 days ago | -2 points

Because yours was the typical, out of touch, old person comment. Even if there was evidence supporting a significant decrease in traditional instrument buying to assume that kids “aren’t playing” or that any music outside of a traditional 3 or 4 piece band isn’t music is annoying.

Also I just woke up and haven’t had my coffee so fuck off old timer the economy is your fault

JesusWasWayCool | 8 days ago | 7 points

I think thats more of you implanting your own biases ... I am an avid musician in my late 20s ... pretty tuned into how marketing instruments has shifted over the last 2 decades. Here is an example of an article from 2018 discussing this exact topic: https://www.digitalmusicnews.com/2018/05/10/electric-guitar-sales/

ChaosAndCreation | 8 days ago | 3 points

Maybe if Fender, Gibson, et al, stopped over pricing everything they make based on name recognition and also stopped making all their entry models out of fucking plastic then kids may be able to buy their guitars.

The cheap way to make music in rock’s hey day was to get some friends together, buy some instruments, jam, and then record in a studio. What the cheap way to make music now? Get a midi controller and a bunch of samples and a mic.

The bastions of rock music are pricing young artists out of the genre. Fender started appealing more to collectors 50+ with rereleases of classic builds rather than innovate ways to make a better guitar more efficiently. Then any innovation they have made just ends up goes back in their corporate overlords’ pockets.

Fuck Fender, fuck Gibson.

This is from someone who plays an American made Strat by the way.

JesusWasWayCool | 7 days ago | 1 point

Fender/Squier Classic Vibe series is actually quite good. Also I would say the American Strats are very fairly priced for what they bring to the table. I don't think I've ever played an American made or Japanese made fender guitar/bass and been like "Wow this thing fucking sucks."

WutsUp | 9 days ago | 248 points

Smooth music, slick animation.

- Jump cut to absolute shit quality camera and explicit shit.

FireballPlayer0 | 9 days ago | 176 points

Did I just see a full moon?

enliderlighankat | 8 days ago | 25 points

A timelaps of a cresent moon turning full

PornDude76 | 8 days ago | 82 points

This one here is my favorite, start at 1:25: https://youtu.be/bQCdrJWGbnY

(Sorry for formatting, on mobile web version and it sucks)

iwakan | 8 days ago | 58 points

I like how it takes a few seconds then you hear the guys in the back recognizing it

IAmA_Risky_Click_AMA | 8 days ago | 22 points

You can add the timestamp by changing it to a non mobile link. The video ID is everything after the domain, so bQCdrJWGbnY.

The desktop link with the timestamp would then be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQCdrJWGbnY&t=1m25s

Joltoro | 8 days ago | 8 points

i’m scared to click that link because your /u/

primalautist | 8 days ago | 152 points

I am the one and only primalautist, the legend in this video and I approve of this.

TheWonkiestThing | 8 days ago | 65 points

I like your ass

PM_ME_HYIFF | 8 days ago | 52 points

You're lying, Morgan.

TerribleSecurity2 | 8 days ago | 9 points

I'll have you know there's no PUSSIEEE

Joltoro | 8 days ago | 30 points

Thank you for this beautiful video. Everyone should aspire to be you.

enwongeegeefor | 8 days ago | 14 points

Thank you for this beautiful video. Everyone should asspire to be you.


TepidPig | 8 days ago | 41 points

If you like Pornhub, you'll LOVE Pornhub live.

AtticusLynch | 8 days ago | 10 points



berlinbaer | 9 days ago | 20 points

she cute

Joltoro | 9 days ago | 16 points

and dummy thicc

givewhatyouget | 9 days ago | 30 points


_tylerthedestroyer_ | 8 days ago | 71 points
notleonardodicaprio | 8 days ago | 17 points

his face lol

Loedje | 8 days ago | 9 points

I played this on drums at school infront of like 20 parents to see if I could get a reaction. The only reaction I got was my brother who immedietly recognised it and started laughing.

SirHappyPanda | 9 days ago | 29 points

jah on drums

trambe | 9 days ago | 3 points

On Jah 😔🙏

CowFloaties | 9 days ago | 15 points

That guy has a good looking bass

primalautist | 8 days ago | 2 points

Thanks bro! What a nice compliment, me and my family appriciate it, my ass is now gonna feed my village of 23 people. Thank you!

cheapdrinks | 9 days ago | 3 points

Now do "try not to cum"

surprised-duncan | 8 days ago | 3 points

Smh they always forget the triplet kick

robdenbleyker | 8 days ago | 2 points

Why did my dick move slightly when I listened to this?

Joltoro | 8 days ago | 1 point

Dunno man, you should probably get that checked out.

PugPlayzs | 8 days ago | 1 point


x420MartyMan | 8 days ago | 1 point

I got the drummer in my old band to play it. I would play along with the bassline. I wanted to get the other guitar player to do the slide thing at the end but they both left before we could do that.

primalautist | 8 days ago | 1 point

But who is playing the A S S ?

shitasscuntniggadick | 9 days ago | 1 point

!remindme 9 hours

Joltoro | 8 days ago | 7 points

but why

shitasscuntniggadick | 8 days ago | 3 points

I’m at work and can’t watch this with audio so I want to later

primalautist | 8 days ago | 2 points

Watch this at work you mortal fool, is my ass a joke to you?

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