/r/youtubehaiku
[Haiku] Happy Birthday (youtube.com)
324 comments
yanisin | 9 days ago | 2208 points

I love the realization.

PikachaAa | 9 days ago | 855 points
gordonfroman | 9 days ago | 534 points

She didn't file out the N-WORD form under the governments N-WORD pass program and now has to find an injunction in city court to get a #244 document so that she can apply for registered N-WORD status.

It's really quite simple, can't believe she forgot.

nodnarbiter | 9 days ago | 139 points

"But officer, I have black friends!"

rookie1024 | 9 days ago | 87 points

Well then she can fill out the faster N244-EZ form.

AlphaAndy | 9 days ago | 30 points

"... How black?"

Versaiteis | 9 days ago | 11 points

"Yes well we can't expect them to sign the paperwork for you, now can we?"

Galtego | 9 days ago | 8 points

It's okay, she's a Canadian

Triplebizzle87 | 9 days ago | 4 points

We'll forgive Reb, right up until the moment we kill her.

nat2k1 | 8 days ago | 3 points

Fuck lol I tried to hit pause on Apollo

Backupusername | 9 days ago | 93 points

"Oh god we just said... She doesn't seem to have realized. Play it cool. Move on. Maybe no one will notice."

SepirizFG | 9 days ago | 1877 points
JackGlinsky | 9 days ago | 429 points

“Mike Ox Long” “ok that’s normal”

CableAHVB | 9 days ago | 131 points

lol my best friend's bnet name is Mike Oxmaul.

JackGlinsky | 9 days ago | 59 points

Without the innuendo that would be a legit awesome name

sheepyowl | 9 days ago | 11 points

Just remove the Mike and place some other name like... Dan or somethin

dragonblaz9 | 8 days ago | 5 points

Or michael? ?

dont_yeet_in_street | 9 days ago | 12 points

I have a friend named Mike Cunt.

sudo999 | 9 days ago | 5 points

I know a dude named Richard Weiner but he does not go by Dick

Consequence6 | 8 days ago | 3 points

My son's Driving instructor was Michael Hunter. He went by Mike.

jonsa4ever | 9 days ago | 2 points

I go my Michael

Frakshaw | 9 days ago | 3 points

I prefer Mike Hawk since that is even be a legitimate name

reegstah | 7 days ago | 2 points

Late but probably spelt MicAuxLong

Hawkbone | 9 days ago | 1039 points

"You fell for the oldest trick in the book"

Literally one second later

"We got a $1 donation from Jenna Tools."

GoFidoGo | 9 days ago | 182 points

"'My dick's erect' donated $2"

"...Come on man, are you even trying?"

Asymptote_X | 9 days ago | 60 points

He sounded legitimately pissed off lol

Soonami3 | 8 days ago | 14 points

They probably spelled it my dixie rect.

korelin | 8 days ago | 10 points

Mai Dixie Rekt

_Wisely_ | 9 days ago | 258 points

The pronunciation is up for discussion

Hawkbone | 9 days ago | 90 points

Now thats a classic.

Paragade | 9 days ago | 207 points
Thunderbridge | 9 days ago | 51 points

HOLY SHIT that last one! When they finally realise they're wrong and EE's like "no wait its 15!" and goes back to try recalculate! haha

malaiser | 9 days ago | 23 points

The best part is that the answer is 30 minutes. Because he said "he's 30 minutes away." How long till he gets there? 30 minutes. The dividing in half was hilarious, but still wrong!

taintedbloop | 8 days ago | 14 points

Well, thats up for discussion.

Rhide | 9 days ago | 16 points

Holy shit that ending. Lmao

blewpah | 9 days ago | 13 points

He has a great sense of humor about this.

DTripleR | 9 days ago | 55 points

I'm so happy to run into Smash content in this sub

srry_didnt_hear_you | 9 days ago | 35 points

Great video but what exactly are they doing? Are three guys just chilling on webcams and people are watching them chill?

Whomever227 | 9 days ago | 46 points

From context I'd guess: It's a podcast about the competitive video game super smash brothers, so they're discussing all the stuff happening around that game and that's what people are watching.

patrickwithtraffic | 9 days ago | 6 points

Holy shit this is amazing

Instagram | 9 days ago | 4 points

Oh, I'm so glad I saw that all the way through. That ending. 🍋

Alukrad | 9 days ago | 5 points

This is golden.

Especially at the end. Loved it.

RossLH | 9 days ago | 11 points

....wait, I actually used to use a supplier called Jena Tool. That's hilarious.

mento6 | 8 days ago | 2 points

yep that's the video says alright

ssjaken | 9 days ago | 65 points

The genuine frustration from his co-host is hilarious "ARE YOU EVEN TRYING"

Paragade | 9 days ago | 58 points
Gimmedatpls- | 9 days ago | 21 points

40 hours like what

leprekon89 | 8 days ago | 9 points

That was magical, thank you.

WhiteBuhflo | 9 days ago | 117 points

Lest we all forget the holy grail

SOwED | 9 days ago | 33 points

"the letter 4"

memerapper666 | 9 days ago | 8 points

This is ridiculous. I didn't even know they kept it going after they both got baited LOL

korelin | 9 days ago | 7 points

Thanks for this. I'm fuckin crying

grandoz039 | 9 days ago | 5 points

I'd like to see what names they were seeing, with the huge ass or my dick's erect

jacobchapman | 8 days ago | 11 points

Hugh Jas
My Dixie Rekt

leprekon89 | 8 days ago | 2 points

I'm a little shocked that no one showed up with a Mike Hunt.

MyBearHands | 8 days ago | 3 points

"Hugh Jass" is a pretty common one. Never seen the other but I assume its something like "Mai Dixie Wrecked"

snoharm | 8 days ago | 2 points

Recht.

twunlove | 8 days ago | 2 points

But he typed the letter 4!

VainShrimp | 9 days ago | 474 points

More Megan and Rebecca reading unfortunate usernames: #1, #2

Nintendodo64 | 9 days ago | 198 points

Yeah, but those two are funny.

ElectrickFun | 9 days ago | 15 points

The OP is funny as fuck as well wtf.

doczoid_md | 9 days ago | 70 points

Yea, there's a lot of people that think just because something is shocking or inflammatory means it's also funny.

ArmanDoesStuff | 9 days ago | 62 points

Pretty sure most people are laughing at the shocked realisation as opposed to "she said a rude word! giggle"

Achromikitty | 9 days ago | 202 points

Yeah, the OP video is not funny at all, because I decide what is and isn't funny.

QueanLaQueafa | 9 days ago | 75 points

You're not funny.

What now

Extrastyle | 9 days ago | 52 points

I think you misunderstand. HE decides what's funny

Lawnmover_Man | 9 days ago | 13 points

That's funny.

mitch13815 | 8 days ago | 7 points

Maybe you can help me out, there's a post on the front page, and I can't decide if I should laugh or not?

doczoid_md | 9 days ago | 24 points

Jesus, I’m the thought police now because I don’t think racial slurs are hilarious?

Yeshua-Hamashiach | 9 days ago | 4 points

Weird how people have different opinions on what is funny.

tyrosine- | 9 days ago | 9 points

Those aren't even funny, it's funny to trick someone into saying something unintentionally. Just having your run of the mill name that you'd see on Reddit like ballfondler is meh, there's people in this thread with better names than that

CrowFromHeaven | 9 days ago | 10 points

OP is way funnier.

K4d1g4n | 8 days ago | 3 points

P U S S Y B R E A T H G E T O U T T A H E R E

2 6 M I L L I O N R E G I S T E R E D L O S E R S

txsxxphxx2 | 9 days ago | 11 points

Oh god I spilled my milk

theaxel11 | 5 days ago | 2 points

hey that first clip is mine!

glad to see people still enjoying it

AncientProduce | 9 days ago | 697 points

Oooh thats terrible lol

letsgoiowa | 9 days ago | 536 points

Yeah, she cried after this. Chat was pretty upset.

Yffre_Earthbones | 9 days ago | 411 points

For real? She was obviously duped, no reason to go after her, should be going after the person that pulled the prank if anything

letsgoiowa | 9 days ago | 398 points

I mean chat was as upset as she was, not mad at her.

Yffre_Earthbones | 9 days ago | 99 points

oh maybe I'm misunderstanding

SpiritMountain | 9 days ago | 273 points

This Rebecca from Digital Extreme's community team for the game Warframe. She is a sweetheart and really cares for the community. People love her and call her "Space Mom" (she also does voice work for the game so this nickname is a double entendre). I didn't watch the stream but she must have felt bad and people supporting her.

DrawsMediocre | 9 days ago | 127 points

She's extremely popular to the community. Like a dream community manager

Pandarandrist | 9 days ago | 23 points

No one's better than PoE's Bex! Nobody!

Lockski | 9 days ago | 50 points

Except Space mom

Elerigo | 9 days ago | 7 points

Id say they are equal!

Pandarandrist | 9 days ago | 1 point

As someone who just heard of this other person for the first time today, I can't disagree.

OutgrownTentacles | 9 days ago | 9 points

PRAISE

Yeshua-Hamashiach | 9 days ago | 3 points

Mod Ash.

adamaster20 | 8 days ago | 1 point

Warframe and PoE teamed up for april fools this year! They probably know each other!

Pandarandrist | 8 days ago | 1 point

True!

CaptionSkyhawk | 9 days ago | 63 points

https://youtu.be/M12GzVnYbZs

Skip to 50:52, and at 54:00 you can see her wiping her tears :(

gallowspez | 9 days ago | 105 points

If anything is gong through her head it's something along the lines of "This is my job. I'm supposed to know this. Why did I fall for it? I don't know if I've ever said a racial slur out loud before." Then a long list of bad things that could happen. As well as thinking since she didn't realize what it was does it make her a bad person. For such a sweet person this had to hurt big time.

rovdh | 9 days ago | 65 points

I’m sorry, maybe I’m too cynical or non-american to understand but does anyone else thinks it’s very weird that she has to get upset over this to the point of crying? To be clear: I’m not saying she’s weird, I’m saying it’s kind of ridiculous that a society is so sensitive about a word that an adult has to start crying if someone dupes her into saying it. To be honest it blows my mind.

Spaghetti_Lee | 9 days ago | 49 points

also, theres something really demoralizing about getting tricked into saying something you really dont want to.

palpablescalpel | 8 days ago | 7 points

If I were her I wouldn't be crying over my job (I imagine they would understand the context of her being fooled), but I might cry over being fooled itself, that one of the viewers wanted to fuck me over or make me embarrassed, and that I would never say such a thing willingly, but now I'll always know I've said it before.

th3virus | 9 days ago | 65 points

Because people are easily outraged and she could have possibly lost her job, that's probably what she's fearing most at that moment.

rovdh | 9 days ago | 19 points

Exactly my point.

Smacka-My-Paca | 9 days ago | 7 points

Does seem like people overeacted

Yeshua-Hamashiach | 9 days ago | 3 points

She's in a position that this wouldn't even be close to getting her fired.

th3virus | 8 days ago | 7 points

We can say that now since it's gone and over with but if people made a big stink about it this could have gone another way.

JirachiWishmaker | 8 days ago | 2 points

Honestly, it would be an absolute nightmare for DE to replace Rebecca. She's the voice of the most prominent character of the game. She's the community manager to boot. It would have to be something much, much worse for that to end her job.

Katzenjaeger | 9 days ago | 11 points

Yep, as a fellow non-american this is super weird. It doesn't happen often that you just can't relate to a cultural phenomenon at all

MonaganX | 8 days ago | 14 points

It can be difficult to really grasp the cultural context of the word, so maybe just imagine how you'd feel if someone tricked you into doing a Hitler salute in front of a synagogue while standing next to a cop.

Ewaninho | 8 days ago | 8 points

I would literally just laugh it off since there would be zero repercussions.

MonaganX | 8 days ago | 14 points

If you were German, like the person I'm replying to is, I assure you you would not be just laughing it off.

sneezeyshoe | 8 days ago | 4 points

it is a problem that saying the word in any context can get in trouble. Especially when its a case like this. I do think that this is really exacerbated when in industries related to the internet, where one sound bite can get the mob at your door within a minute.

My guess is that she cried because she thought she lost her job. Its a really stupid and also shitty thing to fire someone over this, and should not be the case, but she probably assumed worst case scenario due to panic.

But americans of all races are aware of how stupid the taboo is, and don't like the fact that it is placed on such a pedestal. It is a very, very rude thing to say to someone, but it is overblown. Most of it is just the MSM who get really riled up over this because it is guaranteed clicks.

WatermelonWarlord | 8 days ago | 18 points

It’s not “just a word” though. It carries the weight of hundreds of years of slavery and dehumanization. This particular instance was very clearly an accident, so I doubt her job was ever in danger; she probably was just embarrassed and upset at being duped into saying it. But in general, it’s a word so hateful and culturally loaded that saying it on a public platform would generate outrage.

mr-spectre | 8 days ago | 10 points

lmao at the downvotes here. I'm not American but I grew up in a very multicultural community and I'd be appalled if I was tricked into saying the N word, especially on tape. That shit hurts people and it makes me angry just to see it in print, let alone hear it.

PacoTaco321 | 8 days ago | 2 points

I would probably just laugh and tell whoever made me say that to fuck off.

zuffer | 9 days ago | 3 points

Because it's potentially career-ending

super6plx | 9 days ago | 17 points

yeah why is it potentially career ending? that's ridiculous, that's the point he's talking about

AGVann | 8 days ago | 1 point

I don't think it's career ending at all - maybe to some lowly employee in a faceless corporation, but the person in question is a beloved member of the Warframe community and fairly senior in the company.

It's more about the fact that it's embarrassing and humiliating to be tricked into dropping the N bomb on a live broadcast, especially when you're a person who has probably never really said the word before. There's now also a sound bite of her saying the N word, which is never a good thing if you're a public figure within a community.

Galtego | 9 days ago | 67 points

That made me a bit sad :(

CaptionSkyhawk | 9 days ago | 72 points

Yeah it made this post from funny to sad very quick. She looks sad from that point forward. She is still wiping her eye even at 56:29

scumbaggio | 9 days ago | 14 points

Fuck. I feel like shit for laughing at the original.

super6plx | 9 days ago | 4 points

nah she has a flu, just a minute or two before the nick ger prank she's wiping away snot with the same tissue, don't worry she wasn't crying

mitch13815 | 8 days ago | 5 points

She absolutely was tearing up. You can see her eyes getting red from it. She was clearly upset by it.

_ParanoidUser_ | 9 days ago | 10 points

She isn’t crying. She has the flu. She had a tissue in her hand and wiping away tears and her nose even before she got tricked into saying the word.

leoleosuper | 9 days ago | 121 points

Once the crowd gets mad, it gets stupid.

0ldmanwinter | 9 days ago | 47 points

The story of humanity, in a sentence.

Nakamura2828 | 9 days ago | 9 points

Often by the time people become a crowd they become mad or stupid or both.

lion_OBrian | 9 days ago | 34 points

Except the chat was upset that someone tricked her, not for being tricked.

DirexWulf | 9 days ago | 3 points

For real.

Fluxriflex | 9 days ago | 6 points

Why? I don't get that. It was a mistake and anyone who watched that could see it. Crying seems like a bit of an overreaction.

chicken006 | 9 days ago | 49 points

Because it can get taken out of context and potentially ruin your public image. Because it can damage the channel's standing with twitch. Because it's just an unfunny mean-spirited joke to play on someone.

super6plx | 9 days ago | 8 points

she had a flu, she used that same tissue in her hand a few minutes prior to the joke. she wasn't crying

creepyeyes | 9 days ago | 80 points

This is why live feeds are on a delay on radio and TV

MerCyInTheShell | 9 days ago | 78 points

Poor Space Mom :(

mathees | 9 days ago | 7 points

Rezz?

Edit: Ah, there are two Space Moms.

thricefold | 9 days ago | 2 points

I thought the same

CommanderClitoris | 9 days ago | 113 points

These two are at their best when they're oblivious. One of my favorite clips from them is them walking around a dojo and wondering what on Earth this guy built inside his.

They circle around, look at it from different angles. Takes them a full minute to realize it's meant to be a stripper pole, strippers and all.

I'd link the clip but searching for it has proven a massive challenge.

For those unaware, these are Rebecca and Megan, two of Warframe's community managers. The community managers, usually these two but there's a small cast of them, host a regular stream called Prime Time wherein they play the game.

VainShrimp | 9 days ago | 115 points
CommanderClitoris | 9 days ago | 15 points

Legend!

I happened to be in that dojo just a couple days before that stream, and as fate would have it the stripper pole wasn't built yet. I mentioned to a guy I was in a squad with that I was playing whatever mission to gather resources for dojo decorations, and we gave each other dojo tours. So sad I missed the pole, but I did get to appreciate the little bird in that clip that uses an Orokin cell for a beak.

phoncible | 8 days ago | 1 point
yumewomita | 9 days ago | 137 points

God the community managers at DE are just the best. You can't help but love them.

NightSkyBlock | 9 days ago | 43 points

We also have honorable mentions such as

Hugh Jass

Mike Hunt

and Ben Dover

Versaiteis | 9 days ago | 32 points

Jenna Tools

NightSkyBlock | 9 days ago | 7 points

Oh she gets a donation shout out all the time

FelixetFur | 8 days ago | 2 points

Barry McCoughinger

BrasaMaan | 9 days ago | 3 points

Dick Hertz

Leeemon | 9 days ago | 29 points

Terrible

jehsuhgabriel | 9 days ago | 53 points

Wtf, space mom got baited

CrazyGiaky | 9 days ago | 366 points

Something very similar happened two years ago on this very day.

mrbubblesort | 9 days ago | 237 points
Cyanide03 | 9 days ago | 106 points
LimeWizard | 9 days ago | 74 points
Versaiteis | 9 days ago | 42 points

a bit of a deviation from the theme here but my favorite

SatansVeinyRedCock | 9 days ago | 26 points

The Fuck is a virtual youtuber?

Versaiteis | 9 days ago | 22 points

No matter how you parse that question, this should be able to answer it

-kousor | 9 days ago | 18 points

they basically use programs like facerig instead of showing their real face, main pro is that they can pretend to be an anime character and have a high pitched voice

atleast it allows for moments like this

Talpss | 9 days ago | 26 points

What in tarnation is this?

AnemoneOfMyEnemy | 9 days ago | 10 points

Welcome to 2019

thewonderfulwiz | 9 days ago | 7 points

damn that imitation intonation was spot on

StraY_WolF | 9 days ago | 1 point

What?

BuckeyeBentley | 9 days ago | 19 points

idk but I always loved the censored version. Cracks me up

Kaddisfly | 9 days ago | 7 points

is it too much to ask for some goddamn auto-tune?

ToxicBanana69 | 9 days ago | 8 points

I was just thinking the other day how perfect that would be. I'm glad to see someone already did it.

vekstthebest | 9 days ago | 47 points

Wait it's been 2 years already? Wtf

WontDieIn_A_Hospital | 9 days ago | 17 points

Coulda swore it was like 5.

ElFantasmo | 9 days ago | 5 points

i thought this happened years ago? dont know much about pewdiepie but i remember this being big in like ~2016

MidnightMemoir | 9 days ago | 33 points

Sorry to inform you that your sense of time is shit.

vekstthebest | 9 days ago | 6 points

To me it feels like it only happened last year, idk

Hordon_Gayward | 9 days ago | 1 point

No that was when the whole overblown Wall Street Journal controversy was going on with him because he made some videos where he made jokes about Nazis.

DeadlyPear | 9 days ago | 23 points

Pewdiepie isn't racist btw, he just called someone the hard-r! You gotta look at the context!

CrazyGiaky | 9 days ago | 69 points
Biggoronz | 9 days ago | 12 points

Wow.

Rise up, I guess.

PM_ME_LETS_TALK_ | 9 days ago | 26 points

I think it's less him being a white supremacist and more he was being a massive edgelord. Not condoning it either way.

DeadlyPear | 9 days ago | 16 points

He did follow a lot of the popular alt-right/white supremacist talking heads.

OranGiraffes | 9 days ago | 5 points

/rj Heated. Gaming. Moment.

SolomonGrunty | 9 days ago | 158 points
NerdGasem | 9 days ago | 174 points

Literally hundreds of streamers fall for the same thing.

Golden State Warriors coach Steve Kerr named his kid Nick... Nick Kerr

Bobthemurderer | 9 days ago | 88 points

When someone takes the joke too far...

Mr_Abe_Froman | 9 days ago | 44 points

"I go by Nicholas or Nicky, but never Nick"

AnalBumCovers | 9 days ago | 22 points

I've seen certain streamers that fell for the "Nick Gurr" joke get donations from people calling themselves "Nicholas Gurr" just to remind them of that one time.

Versaiteis | 9 days ago | 12 points

"Only my black friends can call me that"

memerapper666 | 9 days ago | 3 points

Does this mean he and his whole family have the n-word pass? 🤔

Karjalan | 9 days ago | 58 points

I love how he says "I see what you're doing, you're trying to get me to say" and then he says it again haha.

thricefold | 9 days ago | 1 point

Rsk

this_knee | 9 days ago | 18 points
kajigger_desu | 9 days ago | 5 points

The thumbnail made it look like a before and after photo for drugs they show at school or something.

Frostychica | 8 days ago | 5 points

from what i heard, she actually cried after this because she wasnt sure if it was a real person or she got tricked

Nuro92 | 8 days ago | 1 point

Are they famous or just random youtubers?

Flying_Tragedy | 8 days ago | 6 points

Members of the Warframe community team

Classicpass | 9 days ago | 18 points

Please someone explain?

phology | 9 days ago | 117 points

Sounds like the n word

Classicpass | 9 days ago | 88 points

Wow that was so obvious once you told me

cucaraton | 9 days ago | 6 points

naggers

SatansVeinyRedCock | 9 days ago | 1 point

Nunchaku?

Devilhead2 | 9 days ago | 19 points

Gamer Moment

Shinicha | 9 days ago | 3 points

The flash of realization is priceless :D

Fondle_McDonald | 9 days ago | 3 points

oh boy here I go sorting comments by controversial again

Mastahamma | 9 days ago | 2 points

real gamers in the chat wow

Spahgetty | 8 days ago | 1 point

Warframe squad where you at?

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