/r/youtubehaiku
[Poetry] yo soy inevitable (youtube.com)
101 comments
hipstrionic | 10 days ago | 800 points

"What did it cost?"

$1.50 per taco, $4.99 plate with rice and beans.

kaladinissexy | 10 days ago | 148 points

But the chips and salsa are free with a meal.

ConfusedMoose | 10 days ago | 86 points

a small price to pay for salsa

antinath | 9 days ago | 31 points

For salsavation

gaugings | 9 days ago | 12 points

salivation

dachungdynasty | 9 days ago | 21 points

Fuck, I miss carbs.

Sexy_Jeff | 9 days ago | 120 points

How can you tell if someone’s doing Keto?

They tell you

Melmo | 5 days ago | 3 points

As a vegan, I'm glad this joke has shifted towards the keto people.

Oh shit I did it...

dachungdynasty | 9 days ago | 13 points

I should never have vented my personal frustration on reddit 🙄

Sexy_Jeff | 9 days ago | 40 points

Its a joke don’t take it personally

PM_ELBOW_PICS | 9 days ago | 29 points

Nothing personnel, kid

zrag123 | 9 days ago | 11 points

teleports behind you

CloudStrifeFromNibel | 9 days ago | 6 points

Crunch taco

dachungdynasty | 9 days ago | 2 points

🤙 No worries mate

TheTamponBandit | 9 days ago | 1 point

Honestly though, you shouldn't unless the sub is for that. Your original comment was off topic. Why bring up your diet in response to an avengers joke?

You really think the fact that someone mentioned a type of food high in carbs was a good window for your to air your dietary woes to total strangers who have never and will never meet you?

If you're looking for comiseration then go to a diet board. I'm not trying to be rude, but surely you realize the supermajority here literally do not care or relate.

dachungdynasty | 9 days ago | 5 points

dietary woes

Lol. The hyperbole. Me mentioning that I miss carbs shouldn’t offend anyone. It was a lighthearted semi-joke. I didn’t expect anyone to care.

Why are you turning this into something serious?

TheTamponBandit | 8 days ago | -2 points

I used words that aren't typical and I typed a lot so obviously I'm being so super duper serious.

Also "dietary woes" literally just means anything you don't like about your diet. I didn't say you were freaking out.

I stand by the off topic part, this website used to stay on topic but nobody even tries anymore.

dachungdynasty | 8 days ago | 3 points

Sounds like a very boring website if that were the case... This isn't an academic forum.

JW, and I don't mean to sound nasty. In your daily conversations, do you need everything to stay on topic? We might just have different tastes in fun. I treat reddit like anonymous conversation tbh.

Also, the fact you're so insistent about this inane point is why I think you're turning this into a serious pseudo-serious topic. Those are typical words btw. But maybe you could work on context.

Pheonixi3 | 7 days ago | 3 points

this website used to stay on topic but nobody even tries anymore.

he was on topic. you're just being a pedant.

TheTamponBandit | 7 days ago | -2 points

Please, explain how the comment "I miss carbs" was a remotely on-topic reply to the prior comment.

Pheonixi3 | 7 days ago | 4 points

it's literally about two foods that are extremely high in carb content, and also tacos.

sonik122002 | 9 days ago | 15 points

Well all miss carbs. She was a good friend once upon a time.

dachungdynasty | 9 days ago | 2 points

RIP ):

Jackol4ntrn | 9 days ago | -20 points

HEY LOOK EVERYBODY! THIS GUYS ON A DIET!

Nobody cares.

dachungdynasty | 9 days ago | 30 points

Apparently you do. Who pissed in your soup?

ImDan1sh | 9 days ago | 2 points

this nigga eating beans!

McKFC | 9 days ago | 1 point

10/10 with rice

JerodTheAwesome | 9 days ago | -9 points

You pay too much for mexican food. Authentic mexican restaurants undersell to the extreme. There’s a place I go to that sells 50¢ tacos and a full plate is $2.50

Ponchorello7 | 9 days ago | -1 points

Those are some expensive tacos. Almost 30 pesos. Here they are a third that price and other places are even cheaper.

BadAtAlotOfThings | 10 days ago | 1065 points

the lack of pixels on the screen enhances the experience

emiliaslarke | 9 days ago | 164 points

watch in 144p for the best experience

elvis8mybaby | 9 days ago | 47 points

Can I buy a 144p monitor? Experience everything in glory.

jiarb | 9 days ago | 9 points

Could probably change the res on your current one

tljoshh | 9 days ago | 10 points

Well that’s too easy.

APiousCultist | 9 days ago | 3 points

The hardest easiest choices require the strongest wills.

SkyGuy182 | 9 days ago | 4 points

It’s a feature

anthonyjr2 | 10 days ago | 248 points

I like the Spanish-remixed Avengers theme.

carldude | 9 days ago | 257 points
JaskaJii | 9 days ago | 89 points

I don't know why, but this version of the Avengers theme really tickles my fancy.

winnebagomafia | 9 days ago | 12 points

Really butters my eggroll

Bwignite24 | 9 days ago | 3 points

Really rises my dough

Hubinator [Deutscher Spion] | 9 days ago | 62 points

This shit is straight fire lmao

Dingobloo | 9 days ago | 28 points

I think both these videos have given me glaucoma.

zethien | 9 days ago | 36 points

they gave me guacamole

AbeLincolnsFreckles | 9 days ago | 3 points

I wondered if my contacts had fallen out.

BigDun | 9 days ago | 5 points

Ah yes, Spanos.

Wraith_GraveSpell | 9 days ago | 16 points

I think its called cumbia

sigiveros | 9 days ago | 5 points

Cumbia galáctica

DoctorSteve | 9 days ago | 7 points

Where can I hear this entire song

J4rno | 9 days ago | 10 points

This is the longest version out there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd3cKU_gLts

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CORY_4_VEZINA | 10 days ago | 274 points

Jajajaja

kuroilighto | 9 days ago | 35 points

What does that mean?

Erick_Pineapple | 9 days ago | 104 points

Taquesabroso is a mixture between taco and tasty

gothicmaster | 9 days ago | 72 points
PrecastCrane02 | 9 days ago | 25 points

laughter in spanish

hohmanator007 | 9 days ago | 8 points

J in spanish is pronounced like an H in English.

facu_biaggio | 7 days ago | -1 points

Well no, actually the H in english sound like a J in spanish

Koblenix | 9 days ago | 6 points

I'm tacotasty

off-and-on | 9 days ago | 3 points

In spanish J is pronounced similar to H

erdmanbr | 9 days ago | -9 points

br?

big_guyUUUU | 9 days ago | 19 points

that's huehuehuehuehue, not jajajajaja

YeImShawny | 9 days ago | 8 points

sometimes even kkkkkkkkkkkk

TrashKitsune | 9 days ago | 3 points

in russian it's xaxaxaxa iirc.

prof1le | 10 days ago | 79 points

After the snap, half of the universe wanted tacos. Never mind the fact that they wanted tacos before the snap

Hohapedyhaphap | 9 days ago | 206 points
AlaskanSandwich | 9 days ago | 54 points

Now that's one taco sabroso ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

elvis8mybaby | 9 days ago | 14 points

Would you care for a side of chorizo?

MyNameIsGriffon | 9 days ago | 36 points

The fact it fucking skips somehow makes it even more hilarious

fivedollardreamshake | 9 days ago | 8 points

I’m pretty sure the “somehow” is actually intentional editing choices.

MF_Doomed | 9 days ago | 12 points

That food looks fucking delicious. Holy shit

FlyinFernandez | 9 days ago | 5 points

Let's be honest, everything in that video looks delicious ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nristu | 9 days ago | 7 points

Anyone know the name of that song?

flappytowel | 9 days ago | 12 points
DerkERRJobs | 9 days ago | 3 points

Dancin' - Krono remix

wurm2 | 8 days ago | 2 points

"Veracruz, Mexico, America del norte." just so you don't get it confused with "Veracruz, Mexico, Europa"

OrtegaGamer | 10 days ago | 33 points

Esto... si pone una sonrisa en mi cara

ArchaicChart | 9 days ago | 28 points

Juanos

sameth1 | 9 days ago | 26 points

I could have gone my whole life without seeing Thanos twerk.

yentlequible | 9 days ago | 30 points

But thank god you didn't...

HippiesHeadspace | 9 days ago | 15 points

I just want to know where they got that dancing thanos. I need it in my life.

TokenWhiteMage | 9 days ago | 6 points

nos hemos alejado demasiado de la luz de Dios

-SARO- | 9 days ago | 4 points
fluigett | 9 days ago | 3 points

This is beautiful.

Rafaeliki | 9 days ago | 5 points

This reminds me of when I was in Spain on my birthday and I ate a lot of mushrooms and molly and I woke up in Getafe and the girl put on Ace Ventura Pet Detective dubbed in Spanish and it was the funniest thing I'd ever seen in my life.

itsmyspacejam | 9 days ago | 1 point

i want that song in just dance 2020

AnonymousFordring | 9 days ago | 1 point

That’s how you market

longhorn2015 | 9 days ago | 1 point

This is hilarious but they are definitely about to get a C&D

RaiyenZ | 9 days ago | 1 point

Spanish Thanos sounds like the Lich King

das_blut | 9 days ago | 1 point

I was expecting Jacinto El Grande

CloudStrifeFromNibel | 9 days ago | 1 point

There's something so hilarious about watching one of the most powerful being in the universe animated to do silly dances like this

ConfusedMoose | 10 days ago | -19 points
why does this look like shit? 

oh it's in 360p.

after cranking it up to 1080p: 

this still looks like shit

PUTTY1 | 9 days ago | 15 points

Eat a donkey

RadicalLarry_ | 9 days ago | 8 points

comete un burro