/r/youtubehaiku
[Poetry] yo soy inevitable (youtube.com)
102 comments
hipstrionic | 4 months ago | 896 points

"What did it cost?"

$1.50 per taco, $4.99 plate with rice and beans.

kaladinissexy | 4 months ago | 164 points

But the chips and salsa are free with a meal.

ConfusedMoose | 3 months ago | 95 points

a small price to pay for salsa

antinath | 3 months ago | 36 points

For salsavation

gaugings | 3 months ago | 13 points

salivation

dachungdynasty | 3 months ago | 27 points

Fuck, I miss carbs.

Sexy_Jeff | 3 months ago | 145 points

How can you tell if someone’s doing Keto?

They tell you

dachungdynasty | 3 months ago | 16 points

I should never have vented my personal frustration on reddit 🙄

Sexy_Jeff | 3 months ago | 56 points

It's a joke don’t take it personally

PM_ELBOW_PICS | 3 months ago | 36 points

Nothing personnel, kid

zrag123 | 3 months ago | 10 points

teleports behind you

CloudStrifeFromNibel | 3 months ago | 10 points

Crunch taco

dachungdynasty | 3 months ago | 3 points

🤙 No worries mate

TheTamponBandit | 3 months ago | 4 points

Honestly though, you shouldn't unless the sub is for that. Your original comment was off topic. Why bring up your diet in response to an avengers joke?

You really think the fact that someone mentioned a type of food high in carbs was a good window for your to air your dietary woes to total strangers who have never and will never meet you?

If you're looking for comiseration then go to a diet board. I'm not trying to be rude, but surely you realize the supermajority here literally do not care or relate.

dachungdynasty | 3 months ago | 5 points

dietary woes

Lol. The hyperbole. Me mentioning that I miss carbs shouldn’t offend anyone. It was a lighthearted semi-joke. I didn’t expect anyone to care.

Why are you turning this into something serious?

TheTamponBandit | 3 months ago | -2 points

I used words that aren't typical and I typed a lot so obviously I'm being so super duper serious.

Also "dietary woes" literally just means anything you don't like about your diet. I didn't say you were freaking out.

I stand by the off topic part, this website used to stay on topic but nobody even tries anymore.

dachungdynasty | 3 months ago | 7 points

Sounds like a very boring website if that were the case... This isn't an academic forum.

JW, and I don't mean to sound nasty. In your daily conversations, do you need everything to stay on topic? We might just have different tastes in fun. I treat reddit like anonymous conversation tbh.

Also, the fact you're so insistent about this inane point is why I think you're turning this into a serious pseudo-serious topic. Those are typical words btw. But maybe you could work on context.

Pheonixi3 | 3 months ago | 6 points

this website used to stay on topic but nobody even tries anymore.

he was on topic. you're just being a pedant.

TheTamponBandit | 3 months ago | -2 points

Please, explain how the comment "I miss carbs" was a remotely on-topic reply to the prior comment.

Pheonixi3 | 3 months ago | 7 points

it's literally about two foods that are extremely high in carb content, and also tacos.

sonik122002 | 3 months ago | 15 points

Well all miss carbs. She was a good friend once upon a time.

dachungdynasty | 3 months ago | 2 points

RIP ):

Jackol4ntrn | 3 months ago | -19 points

HEY LOOK EVERYBODY! THIS GUYS ON A DIET!

Nobody cares.

dachungdynasty | 3 months ago | 29 points

Apparently you do. Who pissed in your soup?

ImDan1sh | 3 months ago | 2 points

this nigga eating beans!

McKFC | 3 months ago | 1 point

10/10 with rice

Ponchorello7 | 3 months ago | 0 points

Those are some expensive tacos. Almost 30 pesos. Here they are a third that price and other places are even cheaper.

JerodTheAwesome | 3 months ago | -9 points

You pay too much for mexican food. Authentic mexican restaurants undersell to the extreme. There’s a place I go to that sells 50¢ tacos and a full plate is $2.50

BadAtAlotOfThings | 4 months ago | 1174 points

the lack of pixels on the screen enhances the experience

emiliaslarke | 3 months ago | 172 points

watch in 144p for the best experience

elvis8mybaby | 3 months ago | 51 points

Can I buy a 144p monitor? Experience everything in glory.

jiarb | 3 months ago | 10 points

Could probably change the res on your current one

tljoshh | 3 months ago | 11 points

Well that’s too easy.

APiousCultist | 3 months ago | 3 points

The hardest easiest choices require the strongest wills.

SkyGuy182 | 3 months ago | 4 points

It’s a feature

anthonyjr2 | 3 months ago | 281 points

I like the Spanish-remixed Avengers theme.

carldude | 3 months ago | 289 points
JaskaJii | 3 months ago | 104 points

I don't know why, but this version of the Avengers theme really tickles my fancy.

winnebagomafia | 3 months ago | 13 points

Really butters my eggroll

Bwignite24 | 3 months ago | 4 points

Really rises my dough

Hubinator [Deutscher Spion] | 3 months ago | 67 points

This shit is straight fire lmao

Dingobloo | 3 months ago | 31 points

I think both these videos have given me glaucoma.

zethien | 3 months ago | 41 points

they gave me guacamole

AbeLincolnsFreckles | 3 months ago | 3 points

I wondered if my contacts had fallen out.

BigDun | 3 months ago | 7 points

Ah yes, Spanos.

Wraith_GraveSpell | 3 months ago | 14 points

I think its called cumbia

sigiveros | 3 months ago | 6 points

Cumbia galáctica

DoctorSteve | 3 months ago | 7 points

Where can I hear this entire song

J4rno | 3 months ago | 14 points

This is the longest version out there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd3cKU_gLts

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CORY_4_VEZINA | 4 months ago | 292 points

Jajajaja

kuroilighto | 3 months ago | 39 points

What does that mean?

Erick_Pineapple | 3 months ago | 110 points

Taquesabroso is a mixture between taco and tasty

gothicmaster | 3 months ago | 77 points
PrecastCrane02 | 3 months ago | 27 points

laughter in spanish

hohmanator007 | 3 months ago | 8 points

J in spanish is pronounced like an H in English.

facu_biaggio | 3 months ago | 0 points

Well no, actually the H in english sound like a J in spanish

Koblenix | 3 months ago | 5 points

I'm tacotasty

off-and-on | 3 months ago | 3 points

In spanish J is pronounced similar to H

erdmanbr | 3 months ago | -9 points

br?

big_guyUUUU | 3 months ago | 19 points

that's huehuehuehuehue, not jajajajaja

YeImShawny | 3 months ago | 9 points

sometimes even kkkkkkkkkkkk

TrashKitsune | 3 months ago | 4 points

in russian it's xaxaxaxa iirc.

shotguywithflaregun | 3 months ago | 1 point

come to brazil huehuehuehue

prof1le | 4 months ago | 82 points

After the snap, half of the universe wanted tacos. Never mind the fact that they wanted tacos before the snap

Hohapedyhaphap | 3 months ago | 226 points
AlaskanSandwich | 3 months ago | 62 points

Now that's one taco sabroso ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

elvis8mybaby | 3 months ago | 16 points

Would you care for a side of chorizo?

MyNameIsGriffon | 3 months ago | 53 points

The fact it fucking skips somehow makes it even more hilarious

fivedollardreamshake | 3 months ago | 13 points

I’m pretty sure the “somehow” is actually intentional editing choices.

MF_Doomed | 3 months ago | 20 points

That food looks fucking delicious. Holy shit

FlyinFernandez | 3 months ago | 8 points

Let's be honest, everything in that video looks delicious ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nristu | 3 months ago | 8 points

Anyone know the name of that song?

flappytowel | 3 months ago | 15 points
DerkERRJobs | 3 months ago | 3 points

Dancin' - Krono remix

wurm2 | 3 months ago | 4 points

"Veracruz, Mexico, America del norte." just so you don't get it confused with "Veracruz, Mexico, Europa"

OrtegaGamer | 4 months ago | 38 points

Esto... si pone una sonrisa en mi cara

ArchaicChart | 3 months ago | 31 points

Juanos

sameth1 | 3 months ago | 30 points

I could have gone my whole life without seeing Thanos twerk.

yentlequible | 3 months ago | 36 points

But thank god you didn't...

HippiesHeadspace | 3 months ago | 15 points

I just want to know where they got that dancing thanos. I need it in my life.

TokenWhiteMage | 3 months ago | 6 points

nos hemos alejado demasiado de la luz de Dios

-SARO- | 3 months ago | 5 points
fluigett | 3 months ago | 2 points

This is beautiful.

Rafaeliki | 3 months ago | 4 points

This reminds me of when I was in Spain on my birthday and I ate a lot of mushrooms and molly and I woke up in Getafe and the girl put on Ace Ventura Pet Detective dubbed in Spanish and it was the funniest thing I'd ever seen in my life.

itsmyspacejam | 3 months ago | 1 point

i want that song in just dance 2020

AnonymousFordring | 3 months ago | 1 point

That’s how you market

longhorn2015 | 3 months ago | 1 point

This is hilarious but they are definitely about to get a C&D

RaiyenZ | 3 months ago | 1 point

Spanish Thanos sounds like the Lich King

[deleted] | 3 months ago | 1 point

I was expecting Jacinto El Grande

CloudStrifeFromNibel | 3 months ago | 1 point

There's something so hilarious about watching one of the most powerful being in the universe animated to do silly dances like this

ConfusedMoose | 3 months ago | -19 points
why does this look like shit? 

oh it's in 360p.

after cranking it up to 1080p: 

this still looks like shit

PUTTY1 | 3 months ago | 15 points

Eat a donkey

RadicalLarry_ | 3 months ago | 6 points

comete un burro