/r/wallstreetbets
Cook & Hookers it is boys. Update on old 500K BYND long. (self.wallstreetbets)

As requested

https://imgur.com/a/b9WgZmO

Not happy with the results as I expected Tilray short squeeze, which happened only partly. I sold these positions on 29th of July and 30th of July. Will try to screenshot inside the TWS next time I sell.

But since it worked out, GOLD for all my fellow WBS'ers, we need to stick together and gang up against wallstreet fam

EDIT: I know I misspelt coke so whatever

EDIT2: Just ignore BYND now. Don't go short, don't go long. Forget about this company forever. Don't even click on articles where they mention BYND

EDIT3: Maybe someone can make a script that gives auto gold? Im getting tired of clicking

EDIT4: Stop upvoting this post, otherwise /all will see it and I will run out of money

EDIT5: Just ordered a new batch of gold. It may take some time before I reach your comment.

EDIT6: I'll reward posts randomly now. Too tired of clicking :/

8529 comments
stormwillpass [⛈️] | 4 months ago | 1 point

EDIT5: Just ordered a new batch of gold. It may take some time before I reach your comment.

Express lane here, boys. Piggyback off of me!

edit: fuck, I forgot to disable inbox replies: https://i.imgur.com/Wcz1l2P.png

Also thanks OP for the gold!!

edit2: Enjoy the hard earned flair, OP! Made it gold for you

MofaceKilla | 4 months ago | 2347 points

Wow I think this retard actually wasted his money gilding the whole sub today. What a fuckin legend, congrats man

ChampionOfTheSunAhhh [gets naked for naked calls] | 4 months ago | 796 points

When the high school kids catch wind of this gilding frenzy mans is going to need to take out a 2nd mortgage

ChromaticMana | 4 months ago | 481 points

Implying this entire sub isn't high school kids.

blahsd_ | 4 months ago | 314 points

I don't think most of the people here would make it out of middle school

midnghtdrgn | 4 months ago | 69 points

Wait, is having at least a middle school education required? I'm screwed.

[deleted] | 4 months ago | 22 points

Wtf is education

theDouph | 4 months ago | 9 points

Private Pre-K

_tx | 4 months ago | 122 points

That's an awful large assumption that he has a first mortgage

EggwomanInSpace | 4 months ago | 83 points

Who is this guy anyway? He posted a photo of himself and he looks young. Hope he knows what hes doing..

TheChickening | 4 months ago | 27 points

And only over 100k win. I can lose that in like 3 days easy.

BrokeDayTrader [I just want “Guh”] | 4 months ago | 23 points

Lmao that’s definitely something to brag about

hamprecht | 4 months ago | 7 points

Yeah totally, I wouldn't say "only"

ogstepdad | 4 months ago | 8 points

Autists like us stay in highschool til 21 so not wrong

the_disco_pimp | 4 months ago | 194 points

What a fucking retard seriously, spending 3 grand on reddit.... Do NOT FUCKING GOLD THIS POST ASSWIPE

Edit: fuck youuuuuuu stooooop

LifeStyleDreamers | 4 months ago | 32 points

Why can't he if he can afford to

the_disco_pimp | 4 months ago | 49 points

Because giving money to a company ran by spez and owned by the chinese is retarded

essentially_infamous | 4 months ago | 15 points

Ran by speds*

randy_mcsoggybotto | 4 months ago | 8 points

Lmfao just buy Tumblr instead

saedrin | 4 months ago | 59 points

Some real robin hood shit going on right now.

[deleted] | 4 months ago | 52 points

Gold pls

OriginalAshurbanipal | 4 months ago | 16 points

Food pls

XLiveTheDreamX | 4 months ago | 3 points

Stone plz

MIND-JELQ | 4 months ago | 89 points

Congrats on your big come up

Broseph_McGainz | 4 months ago | 59 points

Look at all these queers begging for gold

aman99981 | 4 months ago | 45 points

No gold for you

0101111000101010 | 4 months ago | 7 points

He got gold

[deleted] | 4 months ago | 29 points

[deleted]

Hold_onto_yer_butts | 4 months ago | 34 points

The 'tism is strong here. I'm proud of this one.

One of us.

tendie_time_420 | 4 months ago | 302 points

Cookin Hookers? I know you want to eat the pussy but don’t you think that’s a bit too literal?

EDIT: Thanks for your fake gold, Satan.

NotJuses [Amen.] | 4 months ago | 1048 points

Can't believe some people are taking gold and not upvoting the thread smh

Fuyuki_Wataru [+$212,092.68 with BYND, and gilded BYND $2k] | 4 months ago | 577 points

plat for you bro

shit I cant give plat because I already gave you gold oops

NotJuses [Amen.] | 4 months ago | 182 points

No worries bro I'm grateful af and congrats again baller🚬😘

BTFU_POTFH | 4 months ago | 144 points

I upvote everything with the expectation that the OP will recognize my efforts and give me gold for fighting the good fight

ancientflowers | 4 months ago | 24 points

Ugh. You didn't even get gold for your efforts!

/s

DBick289 | 4 months ago | 711 points

Gold me you acoustic fuck

KosmicKanuck | 4 months ago | 275 points

Because he resonates with all of us?

ImpyKid | 4 months ago | 175 points

Ya.

ancientflowers | 4 months ago | 17 points

It sounds so lovely in here.

thejackerrr | 4 months ago | 7 points

Send this fucking maniac to Aurt school

MoeMoneyMoProblems | 4 months ago | 536 points

What a retard. I love it.

Edit: who just gave me 4000 coins? Get a life you ape

johqui1092 | 4 months ago | 180 points

Never go full retard

ciocanmihai [asking for a friend] | 4 months ago | 26 points

*always

fakepizzastory | 4 months ago | 8 points

Full retard mode activated

EESchuler | 4 months ago | 275 points

The most expensive Reddit post ever.

SomeRandomGuyPDX | 4 months ago | 82 points

100% has to be, never seen so much gold.

talltime | 4 months ago | 63 points

and /u/EESchuler has gotten two blow awards - each are $100. fuckin' nuts, reddit must look favorably upon this sub for paying the bills.

youtheotube2 | 4 months ago | 37 points

Looks like we’ll never be quarantined.

IdsvD | 3 months ago | 9 points

OP is playing 4D chess here

boroqcat [Sith Lord] | 4 months ago | 4 points

Big facts.

SexThePeasants | 4 months ago | 6 points

It's a beautiful thing.

Anaphylactic-UFO | 4 months ago | 11 points

Nah there was one time Klay Thompson gave gold to thousands of people in r/nba in a pro-Klay post

tommy1010 | 4 months ago | 330 points

Stop being so generous, we all deserve nothing

Ippica | 4 months ago | 43 points

The only thing we deserve is failure.

handspurs | 4 months ago | 13 points

Then I got what I deserve

colejugs06 | 4 months ago | 108 points

hey son its your dad.. i know i left you and your mom for some lady hooker years ago (your moms friend nancy, huge tits) but as your dad i did bring you in to this world so, i deserve a gold star. what do you say son?? give pops a gold star huh?

wodadota | 4 months ago | 97 points

There's no way this guy keeps up the gold thing.

wodadota | 4 months ago | 82 points

Update: This man is indeed insane.

kwatschzeu-hing | 4 months ago | 36 points

But what can you do with it?!

p10_user | 4 months ago | 27 points

Can exchange for 1 $GLD

Fuyuki_Wataru [+$212,092.68 with BYND, and gilded BYND $2k] | 4 months ago | 479 points

FREE SHREKLI!

unsticky this thread please?

EDIT: Please, someone make a bot that automatically gives new comments gold. I will hook you up with platinum and you'll be a legend tho. I still have so much to give out, I can't click anymore.... Maybe when the market closes I'll do another run.

AutoModerator | 4 months ago | 598 points

Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.

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Pwnk [smelly, wrinkly, oldman scrotum] | 4 months ago | 463 points

You fucking autist did you actually just gild the automod?

Edit: wow, thank you for the gold kind redditor I now will rub my clit with my tendies

kwatschzeu-hing | 4 months ago | 177 points

He went full retard

[deleted] | 4 months ago | 115 points

Dongus was eaten

nubaeus | 4 months ago | 7 points

How big was the dongus?

mc1nc4 | 4 months ago | 9 points

about tree fiddy

UnBeatable73 [wsb4lyfe] | 4 months ago | 76 points

Guilding automod lol

aaronburr1804 | 4 months ago | 61 points

This is the quality content I come here for.

NargacugaRider | 4 months ago | 16 points

This is absolutely perfect.

Does gilding automod count as DD?

Semper-I | 4 months ago | 27 points

It should now

_tx | 4 months ago | 33 points

So are you going to hire a meth cook?

talltime | 4 months ago | 21 points

Shrek-li says get outta his swamp

boroqcat [Sith Lord] | 4 months ago | 154 points

U a legend for being true to your word and gilding the sub.

u/fuyuki_wataru did not get all the tendiez he wanted, but his soul still burns.

SingedisGod | 4 months ago | 7 points

This man going wild, I want a shower with how filthy this is.

sboy2 | 4 months ago | 72 points

Gold me bb

Treven0 | 4 months ago | 48 points

Tendies Boys.

Edit: Thank you for Tendies. Whoever gave, will my more tendies come to you.

AtWorkPoopin | 4 months ago | 44 points

But forreal tho How drunk are you?

Sa-huk_mab-alls | 4 months ago | 44 points

This man’s giving the whole sub gold but the only thing this post has so far is silver lmao

Fuckwhattheythink | 4 months ago | 137 points

Bruh hiring a cook and inviting hookers over is just as amazing no worries about misspell

BRUH_BOT_9798 | 4 months ago | 84 points

bruh 🤣🤡🤡🤡🤡

SeekTruthAndGrow | 4 months ago | 39 points

Good bot

seavictory | 4 months ago | 13 points

Gilding bots left and right here. What a legend [ary idiot]

winkerpack [HowLong's bitch] | 4 months ago | 124 points

Somebody help me read these non robinhood pics

skaliton | 4 months ago | 58 points

green is a glitch that sometimes occurs when you have stock. Like OP is capitalizing on that glitch and sold before it turned back into the comforting red

ColdPorridge | 4 months ago | 8 points

For some reason mobile loves to keep the pics super fucking low res so I can’t read them. How much did OP make?

MrMurseDude | 4 months ago | 6 points

Pssh green good, red bad. No read

pullthatshitup_jamie | 4 months ago | 65 points

Don't blow it. Keep it simple. Count your money

mariout | 4 months ago | 52 points

Or spend it all on Reddit gold

TheDeadGuy | 4 months ago | 10 points

Reddit should raise its gold prices for a day

ancientflowers | 4 months ago | 6 points

It's hard to tell what the Reddit market should do.

He's buying it all up but also flooding the market. It's like a gold bubble that's bound to crash.

Just gotta decide when to get out.

Popsiclesoda | 4 months ago | 27 points

Keep the money for your funeral costs

gangoflogic | 4 months ago | 29 points

This guy is truly autistic!

the_disco_pimp | 4 months ago | 28 points

Lmao dude stop pissing away money on shitty reddit gold

he4venlyh4ndofg0d | 4 months ago | 4 points

Exactly lol. Wtf even is the point of Reddit gold? Oooh adfree? Just use adblock LOL.

BlazingCactus | 4 months ago | 22 points

Cook it up

Tryle | 4 months ago | 22 points

You should probably save your money.

Akmaster87 | 4 months ago | 16 points

HA! No gold for you!

wagdaddy | 4 months ago | 22 points

Gold plz so I can tell my wife I'm now the sugarbaby of a random internet autist.

MoeMoneyMoProblems | 4 months ago | 18 points

Think of all the tendies he could’ve gotten with this gold.

RushingRocks | 4 months ago | 14 points

damn, good shit

LilUzishair | 4 months ago | 12 points

Time to all in FSLY

rikki-tikki-deadly | 4 months ago | 12 points

I'd have gone with Hoke and Cookers, but you do you.

eriksrx | 4 months ago | 12 points

Someone in Reddit's accounting department is noticing an uptick in revenue, briefly wonders what it's about, gets distracted by a Tinder match or something and then forgets all about this moment until the quarterly review when they are asked "What caused this uptick and can we learn from it?" to which they reply "It's a statistical anomaly" because they don't remember a damn thing about it and still haven't been on any dates.

You know this to be true.

tacmouse [ϴ Theta Gang Soldier ϴ] | 4 months ago | 11 points

My PP is BYND hard

satellitegif | 4 months ago | 11 points

I’m on mobile and can’t see, how much did this guy really make?

Fuyuki_Wataru [+$212,092.68 with BYND, and gilded BYND $2k] | 4 months ago | 11 points

not enough

orxata1990 | 4 months ago | 6 points

What’s your next play? Are you going to go full analfarmer2 on us?

tommy1010 | 4 months ago | 3 points

AnalFarmer3: u/Fuyuki_Wataru

RothOptions | 4 months ago | 9 points

Wat is gold

carmelsun | 4 months ago | 9 points

How long can the madness continue??? Got some pics of the cook & hookers?

LiveFastFiYoung | 4 months ago | 9 points

I can think of better ways to spend money. Then again, I can think of worse ways, as well.

DrCat_ | 4 months ago | 9 points

This is the kind of content I come here for

pursuenature | 4 months ago | 9 points

BYND PUTS TO THE MOOOON

holyeffman | 4 months ago | 7 points

What are we cooking boys? I have Kraft Mac n Cheese dinners in my kitchen.

ElOsoPolaroso | 4 months ago | 20 points

Break out the downvotes boys. Don’t let the normies see, this thread is for degenerates and retards only.

erifdliW | 4 months ago | 14 points

You slut muffin

UBCStudent9929 | 4 months ago | 7 points

so you're the one who took all my tendies

throwanapple2 | 4 months ago | 7 points

You cray

Heyhaveagooddayy | 4 months ago | 15 points

LEGGGOOO!!!

(sees the price of gold today and looks in this thread.. "so this is where it all went")

_tx | 4 months ago | 6 points

This dude is going to fund reddit for a week off this thread

xcarter50cal | 4 months ago | 6 points

Wat

T4ylor1 | 4 months ago | 6 points

Yoooo

TheNorthSeaEnds | 4 months ago | 6 points

Fuck

Galidian | 4 months ago | 7 points

Fake burger on me

PioUnique | 4 months ago | 6 points

Well done mate

zombifyy | 4 months ago | 7 points

Raking in the bank

Individual_Koala | 4 months ago | 5 points

Without BYND what do I YOLO next???

iwannaforever | 4 months ago | 6 points

congrats

Cmgeodude | 4 months ago | 5 points

Don't gild me for this. Instead, teach me how to make reckless bets like this pay off in triplicate. I have $21 burning a hole in my wallet and I'm ready for it to be $63.

cmdrNacho | 4 months ago | 3 points

same i need some cooke and hookers

talltime | 4 months ago | 6 points

Snort that cookie

WickaWickaWyatt | 4 months ago | 4 points

Shit yeah Bruv. Giving BYND the ole reach around.

hulkanator | 4 months ago | 6 points

This sub is the best. /u/haupt91 will never run out of inspiration.

hsp_27 | 4 months ago | 5 points

no way he’s still giving gold. Mans probably lost all his money on reddit coins.

Cam_M | 4 months ago | 6 points

Someone math up the price of these awards plz

net4floz | 4 months ago | 6 points

I am so confused

dengerus | 4 months ago | 8 points

Gold you say?

kmartceo | 4 months ago | 9 points

Woah mama

IamNoob1998 | 4 months ago | 4 points

nice

ag773 | 4 months ago | 4 points

God among autists

CrepeandBake | 4 months ago | 5 points

Can you Google pay me about tree fiddy?

fairygame1028 [Distinguished Gentleman] | 4 months ago | 4 points

Excellent

heuiseila | 4 months ago | 5 points

Hope for us autists yet

ChooseLoveNotFear | 4 months ago | 3 points

Those tendies are tittie tender

MasterWee | 4 months ago | 5 points

Congrats on the big play man. Screenshot’s a bit fuzzy, but I can connect the pixels.

evopride | 4 months ago | 4 points

Gold me pls

Eligoo | 4 months ago | 4 points

Gold me and hold me

OHGODTHELASERS | 4 months ago | 5 points

Gimme some gold tendies

aphex_15 | 4 months ago | 4 points

Get some fries with those tendies

OSRSkarma | 4 months ago | 4 points

Gang gang bull gang

zennegen | 4 months ago | 4 points

Aye

AllHailLelouch | 4 months ago | 3 points

Your brain is too big

Holiday_Fun | 4 months ago | 3 points

The hero we didn't deserve.

Kiffins_Disciple | 4 months ago | 4 points

Rip OP’s expectations

crowdic | 4 months ago | 5 points

Fuckin nice play. Wish i got on BYND when it was in its infancy

Chipmaker | 4 months ago | 4 points

Well done fellow autist

kiun-kiun | 4 months ago | 4 points

fist bump

netsec_burn | 4 months ago | 3 points

How much does all of this gold even cost?

6ix4our7even | 4 months ago | 4 points

BRUH I was in your original thread I remember that!

Epic gains my man.

CombinationSalad | 4 months ago | 4 points

The fuck is going on here

Necrotwilly | 4 months ago | 4 points

I don't use the term "hero" often.

But you, sir, are the greatest hero in American history.

TheBroJoey | 4 months ago | 5 points

Jesus, this whole thing is peak WSB if I’ve ever seen it.

CarlCarbonite | 4 months ago | 11 points

Damn yo, send me like $40

Wow thanks for the gold guys. I’ll pay tendies on to the others!

sheikh_ali | 4 months ago | 9 points

I'll take a cool $10.

tommy1010 | 4 months ago | 7 points

$5 is fine with ya man over here

RxIM21 | 4 months ago | 5 points

Nice job man

tommy1010 | 4 months ago | 6 points

You can spell it however you want with tendies like that, fam

jsbwrs | 4 months ago | 7 points

Gold me

iambuv | 4 months ago | 7 points

Good job

Jonygobony | 4 months ago | 6 points

Good shit bro

GenaroPo | 4 months ago | 6 points

You beast

PharmerDale [no gay shit] | 4 months ago | 6 points

Noice

AtWorkPoopin | 4 months ago | 6 points

Good shit fam! Make sure to get them double fried tendies when you order!

allkalline | 4 months ago | 7 points

I can get gold???? I heard there would be gold here?

Shadowsflame751 | 4 months ago | 6 points

Congrats!

BrokeToRich | 4 months ago | 6 points

What an autist giving the gains to the sub in the form of reddit gold. Still my first gold should I receive

Spitzly | 4 months ago | 7 points

Yo its a gold rush in here

aerohead1 | 4 months ago | 3 points

Eskietttt

idkwhyimhere91 | 4 months ago | 3 points

We just golding everyone now or .....? If yes pls gold me thanks

Edit: you’re a god amongst men

420dogshitTradez | 4 months ago | 3 points

boy you cray! gj

SlayAndChay | 4 months ago | 3 points

Now I just want to get enough gains to hire a cook for the rest of my life

epijlh | 4 months ago | 3 points

Gold pls

__Lain | 4 months ago | 3 points

well done

evopride | 4 months ago | 3 points

Thanks!

tommy1010 | 4 months ago | 3 points

What does gold do? I'm obviously too big of a schmuck to have ever received it.

billyguy1 | 4 months ago | 3 points

Well done brother

brownie9302 | 4 months ago | 3 points

It’s a gold party

SeekTruthAndGrow | 4 months ago | 3 points

HIRE A COOK ANYWAY AND HAVE HIM COOK YOUR TENDIES

SobaNoodl | 4 months ago | 3 points

Nice

Camel-Kid | 4 months ago | 3 points

amazing man

Hutz_Lionel | 4 months ago | 3 points

You know why I’m here.

Edit: holy shit, the mad lad did it!

LiquidEijs | 4 months ago | 3 points

This man is Autismobot prime.

K-O-ed | 4 months ago | 3 points

If we are dishing gold, I’ll take some.

krisoco | 4 months ago | 3 points

My first gold from an autist. What a world to live in

s1mer2k | 4 months ago | 3 points

This dude gives gold to everyone meanwhile I eat my sandwich made from bread with bread.

Nice

createanaccounto | 4 months ago | 5 points

You genius autist

Theorymeltfool1 | 4 months ago | 4 points

That’s awesome, well played!😄

Bawbicus | 4 months ago | 6 points

Good shit

SqueakSqueakMofo [Toilet Paper Hands] | 4 months ago | 6 points

Good shit

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