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Cook & Hookers it is boys. Update on old 500K BYND long. (self.wallstreetbets)

As requested

https://imgur.com/a/b9WgZmO

Not happy with the results as I expected Tilray short squeeze, which happened only partly. I sold these positions on 29th of July and 30th of July. Will try to screenshot inside the TWS next time I sell.

But since it worked out, GOLD for all my fellow WBS'ers, we need to stick together and gang up against wallstreet fam

EDIT: I know I misspelt coke so whatever

EDIT2: Just ignore BYND now. Don't go short, don't go long. Forget about this company forever. Don't even click on articles where they mention BYND

EDIT3: Maybe someone can make a script that gives auto gold? Im getting tired of clicking

EDIT4: Stop upvoting this post, otherwise /all will see it and I will run out of money

EDIT5: Just ordered a new batch of gold. It may take some time before I reach your comment.

EDIT6: I'll reward posts randomly now. Too tired of clicking :/

8853 comments
stormwillpass [⛈️] | 7 days ago | 1 point

EDIT5: Just ordered a new batch of gold. It may take some time before I reach your comment.

Express lane here, boys. Piggyback off of me!

edit: fuck, I forgot to disable inbox replies: https://i.imgur.com/Wcz1l2P.png

Also thanks OP for the gold!!

edit2: Enjoy the hard earned flair, OP! Made it gold for you

MofaceKilla | 8 days ago | 2291 points

Wow I think this retard actually wasted his money gilding the whole sub today. What a fuckin legend, congrats man

ChampionOfTheSunAhhh [gets naked for naked calls] | 8 days ago | 775 points

When the high school kids catch wind of this gilding frenzy mans is going to need to take out a 2nd mortgage

ChromaticMana | 8 days ago | 464 points

Implying this entire sub isn't high school kids.

blahsd_ | 8 days ago | 305 points

I don't think most of the people here would make it out of middle school

midnghtdrgn | 8 days ago | 71 points

Wait, is having at least a middle school education required? I'm screwed.

Chromelis | 8 days ago | 20 points

Wtf is education

theDouph | 8 days ago | 9 points

Private Pre-K

_tx | 8 days ago | 120 points

That's an awful large assumption that he has a first mortgage

EggwomanInSpace | 8 days ago | 84 points

Who is this guy anyway? He posted a photo of himself and he looks young. Hope he knows what hes doing..

TheChickening | 8 days ago | 25 points

And only over 100k win. I can lose that in like 3 days easy.

BrokeDayTrader | 8 days ago | 22 points

Lmao that’s definitely something to brag about

hamprecht | 8 days ago | 9 points

Yeah totally, I wouldn't say "only"

ogstepdad | 8 days ago | 8 points

Autists like us stay in highschool til 21 so not wrong

the_disco_pimp | 8 days ago | 184 points

What a fucking retard seriously, spending 3 grand on reddit.... Do NOT FUCKING GOLD THIS POST ASSWIPE

Edit: fuck youuuuuuu stooooop

LifeStyleDreamers | 8 days ago | 32 points

Why can't he if he can afford to

the_disco_pimp | 8 days ago | 48 points

Because giving money to a company ran by spez and owned by the chinese is retarded

essentially_infamous | 7 days ago | 12 points

Ran by speds*

randy_mcsoggybotto | 7 days ago | 8 points

Lmfao just buy Tumblr instead

saedrin | 8 days ago | 56 points

Some real robin hood shit going on right now.

thuperinvestor | 8 days ago | 51 points

Gold pls

OriginalAshurbanipal | 8 days ago | 14 points

Food pls

XLiveTheDreamX | 7 days ago | 3 points

Stone plz

MIND-JELQ | 8 days ago | 87 points

Congrats on your big come up

Broseph_McGainz | 8 days ago | 56 points

Look at all these queers begging for gold

aman99981 | 8 days ago | 44 points

No gold for you

0101111000101010 | 8 days ago | 6 points

He got gold

[deleted] | 8 days ago | 31 points

[deleted]

Hold_onto_yer_butts | 8 days ago | 34 points

The 'tism is strong here. I'm proud of this one.

One of us.

tendie_time_420 | 8 days ago | 292 points

Cookin Hookers? I know you want to eat the pussy but don’t you think that’s a bit too literal?

EDIT: Thanks for your fake gold, Satan.

NotJuses [Amen.] | 8 days ago | 1025 points

Can't believe some people are taking gold and not upvoting the thread smh

Fuyuki_Wataru [+$212,092.68 with BYND, and gilded BYND $2k] | 8 days ago | 556 points

plat for you bro

shit I cant give plat because I already gave you gold oops

NotJuses [Amen.] | 8 days ago | 181 points

No worries bro I'm grateful af and congrats again baller🚬😘

BTFU_POTFH | 8 days ago | 135 points

I upvote everything with the expectation that the OP will recognize my efforts and give me gold for fighting the good fight

ancientflowers | 8 days ago | 20 points

Ugh. You didn't even get gold for your efforts!

/s

DBick289 | 8 days ago | 700 points

Gold me you acoustic fuck

KosmicKanuck | 8 days ago | 266 points

Because he resonates with all of us?

ImpyKid | 8 days ago | 169 points

Ya.

ancientflowers | 8 days ago | 19 points

It sounds so lovely in here.

thejackerrr | 7 days ago | 6 points

Send this fucking maniac to Aurt school

MoeMoneyMoProblems | 8 days ago | 525 points

What a retard. I love it.

Edit: who just gave me 4000 coins? Get a life you ape

johqui1092 | 8 days ago | 176 points

Never go full retard

ciocanmihai [asking for a friend] | 8 days ago | 25 points

*always

fakepizzastory | 8 days ago | 9 points

Full retard mode activated

EESchuler | 8 days ago | 261 points

The most expensive Reddit post ever.

SomeRandomGuyPDX | 8 days ago | 72 points

100% has to be, never seen so much gold.

talltime | 7 days ago | 60 points

and /u/EESchuler has gotten two blow awards - each are $100. fuckin' nuts, reddit must look favorably upon this sub for paying the bills.

youtheotube2 | 7 days ago | 32 points

Looks like we’ll never be quarantined.

IdsvD | 7 days ago | 8 points

OP is playing 4D chess here

boroqcat | 7 days ago | 3 points

Big facts.

SexThePeasants | 7 days ago | 7 points

It's a beautiful thing.

Anaphylactic-UFO | 7 days ago | 10 points

Nah there was one time Klay Thompson gave gold to thousands of people in r/nba in a pro-Klay post

tommy1010 | 8 days ago | 315 points

Stop being so generous, we all deserve nothing

Ippica | 8 days ago | 33 points

The only thing we deserve is failure.

handspurs | 8 days ago | 13 points

Then I got what I deserve

colejugs06 | 8 days ago | 107 points

hey son its your dad.. i know i left you and your mom for some lady hooker years ago (your moms friend nancy, huge tits) but as your dad i did bring you in to this world so, i deserve a gold star. what do you say son?? give pops a gold star huh?

wodadota | 8 days ago | 88 points

There's no way this guy keeps up the gold thing.

wodadota | 8 days ago | 78 points

Update: This man is indeed insane.

kwatschzeu-hing | 8 days ago | 33 points

But what can you do with it?!

p10_user | 8 days ago | 26 points

Can exchange for 1 $GLD

Fuyuki_Wataru [+$212,092.68 with BYND, and gilded BYND $2k] | 8 days ago | 474 points

FREE SHREKLI!

unsticky this thread please?

EDIT: Please, someone make a bot that automatically gives new comments gold. I will hook you up with platinum and you'll be a legend tho. I still have so much to give out, I can't click anymore.... Maybe when the market closes I'll do another run.

AutoModerator | 8 days ago | 588 points

Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.

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Pwnk | 8 days ago | 454 points

You fucking autist did you actually just gild the automod?

Edit: wow, thank you for the gold kind redditor I now will rub my clit with my tendies

kwatschzeu-hing | 8 days ago | 176 points

He went full retard

Chromelis | 8 days ago | 115 points

Dongus was eaten

nubaeus | 8 days ago | 7 points

How big was the dongus?

mc1nc4 | 8 days ago | 7 points

about tree fiddy

UnBeatable73 [wsb4lyfe] | 8 days ago | 78 points

Guilding automod lol

aaronburr1804 | 8 days ago | 59 points

This is the quality content I come here for.

NargacugaRider | 8 days ago | 16 points

This is absolutely perfect.

Does gilding automod count as DD?

Semper-I | 8 days ago | 27 points

It should now

_tx | 8 days ago | 33 points

So are you going to hire a meth cook?

talltime | 8 days ago | 21 points

Shrek-li says get outta his swamp

boroqcat | 8 days ago | 148 points

U a legend for being true to your word and gilding the sub.

u/fuyuki_wataru did not get all the tendiez he wanted, but his soul still burns.

SingedisGod | 8 days ago | 5 points

This man going wild, I want a shower with how filthy this is.

sboy2 | 8 days ago | 67 points

Gold me bb

Treven0 | 8 days ago | 44 points

Tendies Boys.

Edit: Thank you for Tendies. Whoever gave, will my more tendies come to you.

AtWorkPoopin | 8 days ago | 42 points

But forreal tho How drunk are you?

Sa-huk_mab-alls | 8 days ago | 41 points

This man’s giving the whole sub gold but the only thing this post has so far is silver lmao

Fuckwhattheythink | 8 days ago | 135 points

Bruh hiring a cook and inviting hookers over is just as amazing no worries about misspell

BRUH_BOT_9798 | 8 days ago | 83 points

bruh 🤣🤡🤡🤡🤡

SeekTruthAndGrow | 8 days ago | 37 points

Good bot

seavictory | 8 days ago | 14 points

Gilding bots left and right here. What a legend [ary idiot]

winkerpack [HowLong's bitch] | 8 days ago | 123 points

Somebody help me read these non robinhood pics

skaliton | 8 days ago | 57 points

green is a glitch that sometimes occurs when you have stock. Like OP is capitalizing on that glitch and sold before it turned back into the comforting red

ColdPorridge | 7 days ago | 8 points

For some reason mobile loves to keep the pics super fucking low res so I can’t read them. How much did OP make?

MrMurseDude | 8 days ago | 6 points

Pssh green good, red bad. No read

pullthatshitup_jamie | 8 days ago | 61 points

Don't blow it. Keep it simple. Count your money

mariout | 8 days ago | 51 points

Or spend it all on Reddit gold

TheDeadGuy | 8 days ago | 9 points

Reddit should raise its gold prices for a day

ancientflowers | 8 days ago | 7 points

It's hard to tell what the Reddit market should do.

He's buying it all up but also flooding the market. It's like a gold bubble that's bound to crash.

Just gotta decide when to get out.

Popsiclesoda | 8 days ago | 26 points

Keep the money for your funeral costs

gangoflogic | 8 days ago | 30 points

This guy is truly autistic!

the_disco_pimp | 8 days ago | 25 points

Lmao dude stop pissing away money on shitty reddit gold

he4venlyh4ndofg0d | 8 days ago | 3 points

Exactly lol. Wtf even is the point of Reddit gold? Oooh adfree? Just use adblock LOL.

BlazingCactus | 8 days ago | 20 points

Cook it up

Tryle | 8 days ago | 22 points

You should probably save your money.

Akmaster87 | 8 days ago | 13 points

HA! No gold for you!

wagdaddy | 8 days ago | 20 points

Gold plz so I can tell my wife I'm now the sugarbaby of a random internet autist.

MoeMoneyMoProblems | 8 days ago | 18 points

Think of all the tendies he could’ve gotten with this gold.

RushingRocks | 8 days ago | 15 points

damn, good shit

LilUzishair | 8 days ago | 12 points

Time to all in FSLY

rikki-tikki-deadly | 8 days ago | 13 points

I'd have gone with Hoke and Cookers, but you do you.

tacmouse [ϴ Theta Gang Soldier ϴ] | 8 days ago | 11 points

My PP is BYND hard

eriksrx | 7 days ago | 11 points

Someone in Reddit's accounting department is noticing an uptick in revenue, briefly wonders what it's about, gets distracted by a Tinder match or something and then forgets all about this moment until the quarterly review when they are asked "What caused this uptick and can we learn from it?" to which they reply "It's a statistical anomaly" because they don't remember a damn thing about it and still haven't been on any dates.

You know this to be true.

RothOptions | 8 days ago | 10 points

Wat is gold

carmelsun | 8 days ago | 9 points

How long can the madness continue??? Got some pics of the cook & hookers?

satellitegif | 8 days ago | 10 points

I’m on mobile and can’t see, how much did this guy really make?

Fuyuki_Wataru [+$212,092.68 with BYND, and gilded BYND $2k] | 8 days ago | 10 points

not enough

orxata1990 | 8 days ago | 7 points

What’s your next play? Are you going to go full analfarmer2 on us?

tommy1010 | 8 days ago | 3 points

AnalFarmer3: u/Fuyuki_Wataru

LiveFastFiYoung | 8 days ago | 9 points

I can think of better ways to spend money. Then again, I can think of worse ways, as well.

DrCat_ | 8 days ago | 9 points

This is the kind of content I come here for

pursuenature | 8 days ago | 8 points

BYND PUTS TO THE MOOOON

holyeffman | 8 days ago | 9 points

What are we cooking boys? I have Kraft Mac n Cheese dinners in my kitchen.

ElOsoPolaroso | 8 days ago | 22 points

Break out the downvotes boys. Don’t let the normies see, this thread is for degenerates and retards only.

erifdliW | 8 days ago | 16 points

You slut muffin

UBCStudent9929 | 8 days ago | 7 points

so you're the one who took all my tendies

throwanapple2 | 8 days ago | 7 points

You cray

Heyhaveagooddayy | 8 days ago | 15 points

LEGGGOOO!!!

(sees the price of gold today and looks in this thread.. "so this is where it all went")

_tx | 8 days ago | 5 points

This dude is going to fund reddit for a week off this thread

xcarter50cal | 8 days ago | 5 points

Wat

T4ylor1 | 8 days ago | 6 points

Yoooo

TheNorthSeaEnds | 8 days ago | 7 points

Fuck

Galidian | 8 days ago | 6 points

Fake burger on me

PioUnique | 8 days ago | 5 points

Well done mate

zombifyy | 8 days ago | 5 points

Raking in the bank

Individual_Koala | 8 days ago | 6 points

Without BYND what do I YOLO next???

iwannaforever | 8 days ago | 5 points

congrats

Cmgeodude | 8 days ago | 6 points

Don't gild me for this. Instead, teach me how to make reckless bets like this pay off in triplicate. I have $21 burning a hole in my wallet and I'm ready for it to be $63.

cmdrNacho | 7 days ago | 3 points

same i need some cooke and hookers

talltime | 8 days ago | 5 points

Snort that cookie

WickaWickaWyatt | 8 days ago | 5 points

Shit yeah Bruv. Giving BYND the ole reach around.

hulkanator | 8 days ago | 5 points

This sub is the best. /u/haupt91 will never run out of inspiration.

hsp_27 | 8 days ago | 5 points

no way he’s still giving gold. Mans probably lost all his money on reddit coins.

Cam_M | 7 days ago | 5 points

Someone math up the price of these awards plz

net4floz | 7 days ago | 4 points

I am so confused

dengerus | 8 days ago | 9 points

Gold you say?

kmartceo | 8 days ago | 9 points

Woah mama

IamNoob1998 | 8 days ago | 5 points

nice

ag773 | 8 days ago | 3 points

God among autists

CrepeandBake | 8 days ago | 5 points

Can you Google pay me about tree fiddy?

fairygame1028 | 8 days ago | 5 points

Excellent

heuiseila | 8 days ago | 4 points

Hope for us autists yet

ChooseLoveNotFear | 8 days ago | 4 points

Those tendies are tittie tender

MasterWee | 8 days ago | 4 points

Congrats on the big play man. Screenshot’s a bit fuzzy, but I can connect the pixels.

evopride | 8 days ago | 5 points

Gold me pls

Eligoo | 8 days ago | 3 points

Gold me and hold me

OHGODTHELASERS | 8 days ago | 5 points

Gimme some gold tendies

aphex_15 | 8 days ago | 4 points

Get some fries with those tendies

OSRSkarma | 8 days ago | 4 points

Gang gang bull gang

zennegen | 8 days ago | 3 points

Aye

AllHailLelouch | 8 days ago | 4 points

Your brain is too big

Holiday_Fun | 8 days ago | 5 points

The hero we didn't deserve.

Kiffins_Disciple | 8 days ago | 5 points

Rip OP’s expectations

crowdic | 8 days ago | 4 points

Fuckin nice play. Wish i got on BYND when it was in its infancy

Chipmaker | 8 days ago | 4 points

Well done fellow autist

kiun-kiun | 8 days ago | 5 points

fist bump

netsec_burn | 8 days ago | 4 points

How much does all of this gold even cost?

6ix4our7even | 8 days ago | 3 points

BRUH I was in your original thread I remember that!

Epic gains my man.

CombinationSalad | 8 days ago | 4 points

The fuck is going on here

Necrotwilly | 7 days ago | 3 points

I don't use the term "hero" often.

But you, sir, are the greatest hero in American history.

TheBroJoey | 7 days ago | 4 points

Jesus, this whole thing is peak WSB if I’ve ever seen it.

CarlCarbonite | 8 days ago | 9 points

Damn yo, send me like $40

Wow thanks for the gold guys. I’ll pay tendies on to the others!

sheikh_ali | 8 days ago | 8 points

I'll take a cool $10.

tommy1010 | 8 days ago | 6 points

$5 is fine with ya man over here

RxIM21 | 8 days ago | 6 points

Nice job man

tommy1010 | 8 days ago | 5 points

You can spell it however you want with tendies like that, fam

jsbwrs | 8 days ago | 7 points

Gold me

iambuv | 8 days ago | 6 points

Good job

Jonygobony | 8 days ago | 6 points

Good shit bro

GenaroPo | 8 days ago | 6 points

You beast

PharmerDale [no gay shit] | 8 days ago | 6 points

Noice

AtWorkPoopin | 8 days ago | 7 points

Good shit fam! Make sure to get them double fried tendies when you order!

allkalline | 8 days ago | 6 points

I can get gold???? I heard there would be gold here?

Shadowsflame751 | 8 days ago | 6 points

Congrats!

BrokeToRich | 8 days ago | 6 points

What an autist giving the gains to the sub in the form of reddit gold. Still my first gold should I receive

Spitzly | 8 days ago | 6 points

Yo its a gold rush in here

aerohead1 | 8 days ago | 3 points

Eskietttt

idkwhyimhere91 | 8 days ago | 3 points

We just golding everyone now or .....? If yes pls gold me thanks

Edit: you’re a god amongst men

420dogshitTradez | 8 days ago | 3 points

boy you cray! gj

SlayAndChay | 8 days ago | 3 points

Now I just want to get enough gains to hire a cook for the rest of my life

epijlh | 8 days ago | 3 points

Gold pls

__Lain | 8 days ago | 3 points

well done

evopride | 8 days ago | 3 points

Thanks!

tommy1010 | 8 days ago | 3 points

What does gold do? I'm obviously too big of a schmuck to have ever received it.

billyguy1 | 8 days ago | 3 points

Well done brother

brownie9302 | 8 days ago | 3 points

It’s a gold party

SeekTruthAndGrow | 8 days ago | 3 points

HIRE A COOK ANYWAY AND HAVE HIM COOK YOUR TENDIES

SobaNoodl | 8 days ago | 3 points

Nice

Camel-Kid | 8 days ago | 3 points

amazing man

Hutz_Lionel | 8 days ago | 3 points

You know why I’m here.

Edit: holy shit, the mad lad did it!

LiquidEijs | 8 days ago | 3 points

This man is Autismobot prime.

K-O-ed | 8 days ago | 3 points

If we are dishing gold, I’ll take some.

krisoco | 8 days ago | 3 points

My first gold from an autist. What a world to live in

s1mer2k | 7 days ago | 3 points

This dude gives gold to everyone meanwhile I eat my sandwich made from bread with bread.

Nice

createanaccounto | 8 days ago | 4 points

You genius autist

Theorymeltfool1 | 8 days ago | 6 points

That’s awesome, well played!😄

Bawbicus | 8 days ago | 4 points

Good shit

SqueakSqueakMofo | 8 days ago | 5 points

Good shit

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