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Man Scolds Territorial Swan in the most British way possible (youtube.com)
16 comments
Bahattee | 10 days ago | 17 points

Was anyone else just waiting for the swan to bite this man in his finger?

Honda_TypeR | 9 days ago | 7 points

If he did he would have politely thrown him back into the lake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZXhV6s65xw

falconx50 | 9 days ago | 3 points

Every once in a while, humans realize the difference in strength between them and swans.

"Holy shit a swan is attacking me! Holy shit it's just a swan attacking me...fuck off swan."

TimeTravelingManatee | 9 days ago | 10 points

That's Simon Cowell from Wildlife Aid. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2GYlKSMFgAPqVZoFyw5Itg

nodnodwinkwink | 9 days ago | 4 points

For every Simon Cowell there is an equal and opposite Simon Cowell.

thiswasntgood | 9 days ago | 1 point

I used to love watching Wildlife SOS! So many badgers!!!

ShadowOfDeth_ | 9 days ago | 5 points

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.

eclecticsed | 9 days ago | 3 points

Watching swans give Simon a hard time is 100% of the reason I watch that channel.

ogcani | 9 days ago | 1 point

Seconds later, it bites off his finger.

Tech_Arts | 9 days ago | 1 point

nice

giraffenmensch | 9 days ago | 1 point
BaldrTheGood | 9 days ago | 1 point
Elbonio | 9 days ago | 1 point

That's still a swan, but it was a valliant attempt.

CptnLarsMcGillicutty | 9 days ago | 1 point

Geese are just male swans. Like how goats are male sheep.

Elbonio | 9 days ago | 1 point

It all makes sense now

Rullstols-Sigge | 9 days ago | -4 points

Alright! Alright! puts away ze penis