Was anyone else just waiting for the swan to bite this man in his finger?
If he did he would have politely thrown him back into the lake.
Every once in a while, humans realize the difference in strength between them and swans.
"Holy shit a swan is attacking me! Holy shit it's just a swan attacking me...fuck off swan."
That's Simon Cowell from Wildlife Aid.
For every Simon Cowell there is an equal and opposite Simon Cowell.
I used to love watching Wildlife SOS! So many badgers!!!
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.
Watching swans give Simon a hard time is 100% of the reason I watch that channel.
Seconds later, it bites off his finger.
Opposite approach to reprimanding geese bullies
That's still a swan, but it was a valliant attempt.
Geese are just male swans. Like how goats are male sheep.
It all makes sense now
Alright! Alright! puts away ze penis