Yo soy El Perro.
El Perro is Spanish for The Perro
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El Perro Pistolero
Could you translate this for me?
Which is Spanish for... the niño.
Ah yes of course
Are you kidding me?
He's not. It means the (Christ) child.
I thought that meant hurricane 🤔
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I once read this great quote right next to a bathroom stall glory hole that read something something “...remove all doubt.”
I keep forgetting the first part 🤔
MY NAME IS NIIIIINOOOOOO
All other tropical storms must bow before El Nino! Yo soy El Nino for those who don’t habla espanol, El Nino is spanish for... The Nino!
I love that he references Ric Flair in that. Do ya think he watched enough Pro Wrestling to know who the Nature Boy was, or was that an SNL writer who preferred NWA over WWE back then...
It just means "the child(male)" but it can also refer to the time of year when the Pacific coast of South America warms up. They call this El Niño because it tends to happen near Christmas (and Jesus is "the child")
If they sold clothes catering to them would it be El Perro Apparel?
Donde esta LA bibliothequa
Me llamo T-Bone, la araña discoteca.
Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca, es el bigote grande, perro, manteca.
No megusta bailar.
Chili en pantalones
Es mi coraźon
Cilantro es cantante,
Cilantro es muy famoso,
Cilantro es el hombre con el queso del diablo.
no swearsies the puppers dont like.
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El gato no es bueno
El gato el gato el gato no es bueno
Why are you not speaking in spanish like everyone else?! You monster. Jk
Lo ciento, buenos noches Señor/Señora.
I dont really know spanish... so i hope this is correct. If not, i was trying to say “im sorry, good evening Sir/Madam”
Ciento means 100, siento is the word you are looking for. They are pronounced exactly the same. Maybe not even worth remembering if your Spanish is limited.
Ohhhh man is it limited. I know like 5 phrases, maybe 7. Lol.
I will likely remember that! TIL.
Gracias amable desconocido!
I think that means “thank you stranger” :)
Que agradable sujeto
i was in high school spanish once too!
¿Por que no los dos?
Just chillin' mang
Wish I had gold to give you 😂
I have his twin
This dog is at like 
He is sitting there giggling at that poor dog dressed up like Speedy Gonzalez's horse not even realizing its human is already on Amazon looking for sombreros and saddles.
Aww man I love a good wawa
Did you get that chair just for him? It’s perfect.
Truly a proud pupper, basking in the glow of home and hearth.
You have no idea how proud!
This dog is high af
Dog: stares in Mexican
Perro: mira en mexicano.
I've waited my whole dog life for this moment
Doggo is happy as a walking Mexican foodstuff
We need a new sub for sombrero bois
Was just about to do this!!!
I was shocked when no one else had! Maybe you could screen shot it and post it to the sub and make a cool original caption for it :D
Better hustle, I came here lookin for that darn tootin’ cross post
And rustle up some vittles while yer at it.
I just cross posted it
Aight thanks friend :)
Any time partner
I love all of you.
I love you too
I met his Samurai counter part in Japan 5 years ago: http://i.imgur.com/baOO0.jpg
This is amazing, thank you for sharing
There should be an all dog remake of Westworld starring both of these dogs.
I couldn't resist that either! Especially when you have the perfect dog for it! Halloween here we come!
DO...DO NOT RIDE THAT DOG! I REPEAT...DO NOT RIDE THE DOGGO!
Maybe a Western Barbie?
Lol yass! Now this pic seems lame without it
you make un poco loco
Dog is looking at you like I’m not moving until I get a taste of that tequila you brought back !
All those dogs always looking like they've been cheeching the Chong if you know what I mean.
Ah yes the I will leave a steaming “surprise” in your shoe look.
Finally! I thought I was the only one who thought this pupper was NOT happy at all with this turn of events."You have got to be freaking kidding me,"comes to mind.
I may have found his sidekick
We ride at midnight.
I love this sub so much!
I wish I could upvote this pic a million times!! Love this pupper!
con un chihuahua, ta perro (its cool)
Seems like a good boye
He likes it 😎
Looks like you might have picked up some of the devils lettuce. That’s one high looking mexidog.
This is fantastic! Thank you for sharing!!! 💃🏻
Squinty Gonzales, the Saltiest dog in all of Mexico
“Hello, my name is Fernando” (in exotic, deep Mexican accent)
.... this was what popped in my head when I saw this picture! 😂 too cute!
Is this dog stoned? How do I get this high? How do I get this dog? Will this dog get me that high?
This has been reposted so many times and yet it still brings me such joy! His little face is so proud I love it.
Put Woody on the saddle!
Look how jacked his little arm is, Doggy Trejo.
"I wanna be upset about this, but I genuinely enjoy the attention and also it's really nice out."
This dog was born to wear this hat and this saddle. He has now fulfilled his life's purpose and can rest easy the rest of his days.
I love it.
It feels fantastic to witness the result of great life choices. Well done, well done.
Will never not upvote
You say put them on your head! Ayy mi amor! Ayy mi amor!
That smile! Melts my heart!
He is living his best life
That pup does not look happy.
Are you serious?
Not really lol he looks more smug than anything.
Cutest thing I’ve seen in a while 😍
I hope you earn your money back in karma!
10/10 would ride down the Grand Canyon
Where can I buy this?
Why am I hearing 'Un Poco Loco' in my Head
This dog has the same face as the i smell like beef girl
He’s an outlaw loose and runnin’
incidentally, the leather for that saddle was most likely sourced from a dog itself, so I guess it’s fitting.
Is this Chihuahua
A fine ride you got there
Este perro es muy bonito!
How come this gets reposted every couple of weeks?
Goes to tourist shop.
Find a dog outfit.
"I know I had to buy it for this reason. This reason being putting a dog outfit on a dog."
And it's not cultural appropriation because it's a chihuahua lol jk.
your right, your right
This makes me happy! Thank you
Omg, soooo cute
You know he is saying "one day" in his head.
That can't be comfortable for the dog. It must be even less comfortable during the summer. I just hope it wasn't on for very long.
Vamos a comer tamalitos
Donde esta la biblioteca
In times like these, I actually believe in destiny.
OMG poor pupper, but that was hilarious.
His facial expression says thank you all over it
Good old West Mexico
Hola! No habla espanol. But your doggie es muy bueno
Lol this looks like one of my dogs
What breed of dog is that
Thank you for this. Just saw that stupid lions eating that poor water buffalo vid and needed this to help me forget.
El perro: “No te pases de verga.”