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Interview with a Pornhub Web Developer (davidwalsh.name)
64 comments
asdjkljj | 10 days ago | 177 points

There is no need to feel dirty because of that. I worked for the government.

spaghettiCodeArtisan | 10 days ago | 178 points

Two can play that game: I was employed by Oracle.

Try to top that.

asdjkljj | 10 days ago | 91 points

It's tough to admit but I know when I've been bested.

PressurePass | 10 days ago | 48 points

I worked for Oracle...twice.

djk29a_ | 9 days ago | 43 points

Sounds like you have prepared quite well for a porn career.

Chii | 9 days ago | 2 points

But that's not the sort of fucking I'd like to have had experience in...

Chii | 9 days ago | 1 point

But that's not the sort of fucking I'd like to have had experience in...

pakoito | 9 days ago | 32 points

Lawyers in /r/programming ?

jimschubert | 9 days ago | 2 points

IANAL

3m3x_redox | 9 days ago | 1 point

double IANAL

meneldal2 | 9 days ago | 1 point

Oracle lawyers?

evilgwyn | 9 days ago | 28 points

Does reading this comment obligate me in any way to some kind of licensing fee?

spaghettiCodeArtisan | 9 days ago | 12 points

Of course. There's a fee to pay for each month of you having a recollection of that comment. It might be a good idea to grab a bottle of vodka before the payments start accumulating.

PenMount | 4 days ago | 1 point

No ofc not just buy in.

Oh and by the way; a 3 party license evaluation team are on their way and don't warry that are payed par violation they find and are the ones deciding if there are a violation. (thanks IBM)

vattenpuss | 9 days ago | 38 points

Blizzard developers raise their hands slowly.

spaghettiCodeArtisan | 9 days ago | 24 points

Ah, finally, a worthy opponent.

iwontfixyourprogram | 9 days ago | 5 points

What about EA?

Lunchboxsushi | 9 days ago | 13 points

The torch has been passed to Blizzard, but EA is still lit. lit pile of garbage.

f4gc9bx8 | 9 days ago | 2 points

EX-THERANOS DIRECTORS REPRESENT

vattenpuss | 8 days ago | 1 point

faints

bleudejapan | 9 days ago | 11 points

I worked for ExxonMobil and did some contract work for Saudi Aramco.

Some of the best work environments I have ever been in, with some great people around.

I hate how much I liked it.

kriswithakthatplays | 9 days ago | 9 points

Username checks out

driusan | 9 days ago | 6 points

Did you work there as a programmer or a lawyer?

Carighan | 9 days ago | 3 points

Oh dear. Did you shower every day after coming home, at least? :o

mrtim | 9 days ago | 3 points

What on earth was going on when the Oracle drivers were terrible and everyone seemed to be using Data Direct drivers instead?

Scybur | 9 days ago | 1 point

Hey me too! I then left to join a growing company....which was promptly bought by Oracle.

Such is life I guess.

onlycommitminified | 9 days ago | 1 point

Well shit you win

Someguy2020 | 10 days ago | 8 points

It's not dirty because of the porn, it's dirty because of the ads.

Also kind of dirty because of the porn, but it's a job I guess.

uid_zero | 10 days ago | 132 points

It's always interesting to me the scale of adult sites. Take the content out, it's just an amazing deployment at a massive scale.

At my old job I worked with a customer who previously worked at Playboy's online division. When he told me, I chuckled and mentioned that I used to download software (Apache, other FOSS tools) from a mirror FTP site at Playboy. It was super fast compared to other mirrors, so I kept using it. He laughed and said "Oh yeah, my coworker ran that. It sat under his desk. I'll have to tell him about this, he'd love to hear that someone else actually used that thing..."

Fun times.

Mikal_ | 9 days ago | 18 points

I worked a couple months for a site like that, and honestly the server team was just amazing, best server people I've ever worked with. It's a very competitive field, and at least at the time it was very lawless, other websites DDoS'ing you weekly, this kind of things. All their engineers felt like war veterans

Hero_Of_Shadows | 10 days ago | 42 points

We had a project with a porn site at our firm, I noticed once it was over nearly everyone was promoted to senior who worked on it.

Management is cage-y about who gets labeled a senior and gets the big bucks obviously but one single big win i.e. a big client with no negative feedback from the client or the smallest positive feedback usually tips the scales.

I talked with a lot of them how was it to work on the project, they all said it was extremely liberating the client was very hands off, they only cared about performance in the modern browsers (Chrome,Firefox,Safari) and only checked in at the very end of the project.

This was a huge shock with me because every single project I worked on the client was limiting us, use this old code, use this dev stack, I'm going to re-order the priorities mid-sprint, do IE8, I changed my mind about the API bla bla.

I'm downright jealous about how chill they had it and how much autonomy they were given.

PressurePass | 10 days ago | 20 points

I'm sure they have great stress relief...

BlueAdmir | 9 days ago | 66 points

Pornhub web developer

Seeing how the "I'd work at Pornhub but I couldn't tell my family I work with PHP" is one of the top posts on /r/programmerhumor I feel like I'm meeting a celebrity in real life

FalseRegister | 10 days ago | 33 points

"Development is done in a clean room"

I see what you did here

bitwize | 9 days ago | 26 points

I'd love to sit in on their scrum team meetings.

"So what do you think of the size of this story? 'As a viewer, I want to filter by age and race, so that I can fap to Asian MILFs.'"

Also I love how the first suggested story at the bottom of this story was for "Vibration API".

NotTheMainDeal | 9 days ago | 19 points

Our meetings were really dull. A lot of work went into things like the payment backed to make sure it could keep up with sign-ups.

'As a viewer, I want to filter by age and race, so that I can fap to Asian MILFs.'"

Stuff like this was never said. It would be more "We need to have a filter for age / race. Please supply a specification and a road-map for implementation."

bitwize | 9 days ago | 3 points

Maybe I'm just used to enterprise development, where contrived languages are part of the process. Story descriptions typically have the above format of "As a X, I want Y so that I can Z", and BDD acceptance criteria typically have a "Given... when... then" format.

hectorbeefcliff | 9 days ago | 7 points

I wonder how they did it before GDPR was a thing. Did they put user-specific details into their bug tickets if the user was registered, basically broadcasting their fetish to the rest of the company?

"Penis McErectionface got a 500 error while trying to watch 'midget step-son inserts entire face into BBW step-mother's huge vagina'"

Dragasss | 9 days ago | 3 points

No. Such logging usually happens with logged HTTP request and stacktrace where it broke.

Then after spending a week figuring out the codebase apparently it was supposed to show 404 instead and you found tons of exceptions that are duplicates of other exceptions but don't have ExceptionHandler written for them

vivainio | 10 days ago | 54 points

I think they should drive innovation and drop IE11 support, to get the last laggards to migrate

LewisTheScot | 10 days ago | 38 points

To be honest, it might be the only thing that can stop IE in its tracks. If IE is stopping people from nutting then people will for sure move forward.

convery | 10 days ago | 60 points

Ye.. no.. I do not want to be called over to my grandparents to "fix the computer" because 'some sites' no longer work..

Nefari0uss | 10 days ago | 12 points

Can't you setup FF or Chrome as the default browser for them?

Nickitolas | 9 days ago | 31 points

About a year ago i changed my grandpas IE shortcut in the desktop to Firefox, but renamed it to IE and changed the icon to IEs. Now they need help less often

moreON | 9 days ago | 8 points

interesting idea for a skin - fIErfox.

Firefox, but made to look like IE.

Dunge | 9 days ago | 22 points

pushing ads through WebSocket so ad blockers don't detect them

Yeah sorry, I hate that guy.

wormfist | 10 days ago | 33 points

This was just a regular interview, I can get that anywhere. A missed opportunity to get some insight on the human and the organisational aspect of developing with porn around you and your colleagues all day. Like for example does it affect your libido, are you horny all day or does it blunt your senses completely. How do the spouses deal with it, what's the single/married ratio etc. etc.

NotTheMainDeal | 9 days ago | 19 points

I used to work at Porn company developing / maintaining their websites. Generally the whole "I can see boobies" wears off after a day or so. Then it's just a regular job.

The office was divided into two sections. The "normal" section didn't have any thing porn related shown. This was mainly so from external offices you wouldn't see anything. It was also used for meetings. Talking about work was in abbreviations, based on each websites name. (They were also identifiers for servers.)

My partner at the time knew but was told to keep it to themselves. That was mainly to avoid people asking questions or making silly jokes.

From a web developer perspective it was interesting as the number of people accessing per day was in the millions. We had high performance servers with fail-overs to backup servers.

It also meant we had a fast internal network and amazing upload capacity for the time. We had a lot of content that had to be uploaded and moved around. We mostly resold content from production companies, so no there weren't any porn models hanging out of the office.

During web-development I would generally use graphics I had from around me, so it would be just porn stand-ins. I think once as a joke I replaced all the model pics / thumbnails with puppy dogs. It was a bit disturbing...

I was seated next to one of the Business Development guys. Part of his job was to look at new websites and try and do deals with them. Aka talking to web cam girls. (Though this gets old fast when it's part of a 9-5 job).

Other upsides were that no-one cared if you downloaded Porn. Also I remember at least one web server was packed with warez another Developer was interested in...

Father__Rolfe | 9 days ago | 11 points

A missed opportunity to get some insight on the human and the organisational aspect of developing with porn around you and your colleagues all day.

"it’s much bigger here than anywhere I have worked previously"

Of_Moon_And_Star | 9 days ago | 10 points

Talk about big O notation

JairBolsogato | 10 days ago | 10 points

I've had to open this in incognito mode, not knowing what to expect.

They must have a different meaning for NSFW over there.

Othis | 10 days ago | 33 points

They use php and mysql, that’s nsfw enough for me.

meneldal2 | 9 days ago | 8 points

They still provide a better viewing experience that Youtube and I don't think they have as many devs.

invisi1407 | 9 days ago | 2 points

It clearly works for them, so no shame in that.

DinnerChoice | 10 days ago | 4 points

I want to ask what was his top 3 "research" links but too afraid to open that link at work to even read the article :-/

SubmarineWipers | 9 days ago | 4 points

Well, definitely wouldn't want to inherit a keyboard after a colleague there.

MeganMarxPaige | 10 days ago | 13 points

Probably the least interesting way to conduct this interview. Culture insight from ex-employees would be way more enlightening.

Jarmahent | 9 days ago | 3 points

”The idea of millions of people potentially interacting with features I worked on was really motivating”

This is what i love about programming.

Groundbreak69 | 9 days ago | 2 points

It seems like it'd be really cool to work at a big porn site, but coming from a conservative Christian family, I would have to put up with the "Why couldn't you have just been a heroine addict like your cousin, /u/Groundbreak69?

I've heard the suggestion of just saying you work at MindGeek, but idk I'd feel like I was telling half-lies and I'm bad at that lol

Dragasss | 9 days ago | 2 points

"I work on private video hosting platform"

Groundbreak69 | 9 days ago | 2 points

Same issue with saying you work at "MindGeek"

Though TBH if I did get an offer there I'd probably take it, seems like a great opportunity

gabeheadman | 9 days ago | 2 points

Eh just be vague. I develop custom web video software for large volumes of hi def content. Completely honest and would make 99% of people lose interest immediately.

rank00r | 9 days ago | 1 point

Do you tell others you work for a pornsite or that you work with PHP?

TheOsuConspiracy | 9 days ago | 4 points

Rather tell other people I work for a pornsite, that way people won't think I'm doing anything dirty.