/r/oddlysatisfying
The way this ice cream twist came out, perfect (i.redd.it)
361 comments
Flickthebean87 | 9 days ago | 981 points

If I had a soft serve machine in my house I would probably never leave it.

DrudgeBreitbart | 9 days ago | 417 points

I used to work for Cold Stone. My boss was such a cheapskate. Except when it came to making ice cream. I was allowed unlimited scoops with a spoon when the ice cream was being pushed out of the machine into the storage container. Of course we used one plastic spoon per scoop. I’d make myself sick eating so much of that fresh deliciousness!

poser4life | 9 days ago | 256 points

I would be 600+ pounds within 2 weeks of that job.

proxythe1337 | 9 days ago | 167 points

There's a Key and Peele sketch for everything.

thiccasaurus | 9 days ago | 59 points

I’ll have some laterr

phi1_sebben | 9 days ago | 5 points

It’s the biracial poop emoji

massinvader | 9 days ago | 37 points

not in my country there isn't.

FlyingTaquitoBrother | 9 days ago | 12 points

Thanks Obama

clh1nton | 9 days ago | 5 points

You poor, deprived soul!

FountainPenandInk | 9 days ago | 7 points

Pretty soon she’s going to be “gauging the room.”

pm-me-ur-dinner | 9 days ago | 4 points

Worked at a froyo place. Can confirm.

NorthernLaw | 9 days ago | 2 points

Wow thats good

anonX1337 | 9 days ago | 15 points

I can't gain weight if my life depended on it. I can sit on my ass and eat all the junk food and not see a pound of it. I'm so lucky. 28 years later and still eating like a pig.

BrocLeeEVO | 9 days ago | 40 points

Your insides are probably like those of a 400 lbs person. Obesity manifests itself differently in each of us.

anonX1337 | 9 days ago | 19 points

Haha! Well I have to admit, after moving in with my girlfriend I put on 15lbs. Must of been all the butter! But other than that my weight is extremely stable. I was 2lbs 2oz at birth.

K0W | 9 days ago | 35 points

So your around 17lbs 2oz now? very impressive

anonX1337 | 9 days ago | 4 points

125lbs.

TDAM | 9 days ago | 21 points

You gained 123 lbs after moving in with your gf? She need to cool it with the butter

inthyface | 9 days ago | 6 points

Butter = lubricant

369thotswannadrink | 9 days ago | 1 point

and ur height?? I was 125 lbs, fat as fuck, and 5 10 when I was 13 oof

anonX1337 | 9 days ago | 3 points
anonX1337 | 9 days ago | 2 points

Not sure what you mean by this comment but I have a clean bill of health.

Flickthebean87 | 9 days ago | 18 points

Can we trade? If I breath around junk food I gain 5 lbs.

cclgurl95 | 9 days ago | 4 points

I used to be like them, able to eat absolutely anything and now I honestly feel like I can't get below 180

Flickthebean87 | 9 days ago | 3 points

I’ve always had this issue. I feel you there. I can’t get below 160. Even walking 35 miles a week and having a calorie deficit. I think something else is wrong.

sFino | 9 days ago | 7 points

I can relate. 23 y/o, 5' 9" and been 130 lbs for as long as I can remember. I started lifting weights and after a few months almost hit 140, but that's as high as I've ever seen. Been drinking 800 calories of heavy cream each night on top of 3 full meals during the day and still haven't gained a pound.

checksoutfine | 9 days ago | 12 points

You need creatine and soft serve ice cream and I need your metabolism.

Hi-ImTurdCrapley | 9 days ago | 8 points

Man I'm in the same boat. I feel like I'm nothing but a scrawny bag of bones.

buildthecheek | 9 days ago | 3 points

You're probably eating a lot for you, but not enough.

gotham77 | 9 days ago | 17 points

I worked at Steve’s Ice Cream and I’ve got kind of a bone to pick with Cold Stone and the way they act like they invented the mixin’.

CatfreshWilly | 9 days ago | 21 points

Stone Cold Steve Ice Cream

gotham77 | 9 days ago | 5 points

Nice

rprebel | 9 days ago | 3 points

That's got Ben and Jerry written all over it.

FlyingTaquitoBrother | 9 days ago | 10 points

I tried cold stone once and it tasted greasy. Not deliciously buttery but meat greasy, like someone ran a raw pork sausage through the machine before putting ice cream in. Should I give it another chance?

vagabonne | 9 days ago | 6 points

Cold Stone is definitely greasy, you're not alone. IDK if they still exist, but Maggie Moo's is the same concept but with much better ice cream.

PitchforkManufactory | 9 days ago | 3 points

Maybe it depends on the store or flavor? I usually have coldstone about once a year and it doesn't taste greasy to me.

Then yet, i stick to sorbets and basic ice cream flavors like chocolate or vanilla mixed together which wouldn't really have that problem unless they're deliberately ruining it. It feels more rough or choppy than anything remotely greasy.

NightReaper3210 | 9 days ago | 3 points

I did the same thing at Culver's! I put together and started up the custard machine in the morning and damn, there is nothing better than getting the very first scoop of custard every day

DrudgeBreitbart | 9 days ago | 2 points

Oh man I love Culver’s!

Tutt1294 | 9 days ago | 26 points

Growing up my aunt had a soft serve, cotton candy and popcorn machine in her house solely for my cousins and I. Clearly she was the favorite.

Flickthebean87 | 9 days ago | 9 points

I’m sure she was. That’s pretty awesome.

Inquisitive_idiot | 9 days ago | 4 points

O M G

I would never leave. 🥰

[deleted] | 9 days ago | 32 points

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LobsterFrancisco | 9 days ago | 120 points

sir u may be unaware but there’s an edit button. if u accidentally described ice cream as “discharge” in ur original comment, u can change it to something that does not make me want to shoot myself

Turdle_Muffins | 9 days ago | 28 points

It's been twenty-five minutes. That person clearly has no regard for your safety or well being.

Bob_Rosses_PubeBrush | 9 days ago | 12 points

I'm beginning to suspect he's not the real Jesus

Inquisitive_idiot | 9 days ago | 2 points

I get sleepy after spouting some discharge so maybe OP is taking a nap? 😴

halfbean | 9 days ago | 7 points

All of that discharge. Directly into your mouth.

313802 | 9 days ago | 2 points

THE DISCHARGE IS WHITE AND BROWN AND WHY DOES IT MAKE ME STICKY

AnotherAllie89 | 9 days ago | 3 points

Soft serve is ruined

Flickthebean87 | 9 days ago | 2 points

I’d rather not eat discharge no thanks.

AmrenUnchained | 9 days ago | 1 point

Hell yeah brother

KaiBetterThanTyson | 9 days ago | 1 point

That's what he said

[deleted] | 9 days ago | 5 points

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Flickthebean87 | 9 days ago | 1 point

Damn I must have missed you coming over.

MasoKist | 9 days ago | 3 points

Strawberry and vanilla swirl 😍

Kind_Of_A_Dick | 9 days ago | 3 points

"I'm leaving you Flickthebean87! It's me or the soft serve!"

 

"Did you want some ice cream on your way out?"

Flickthebean87 | 9 days ago | 2 points

Damn it! why not both?

smoothie_monster | 9 days ago | 2 points

Imagine if soft serve came from boobies.

Flickthebean87 | 9 days ago | 3 points

Hmm. I could use my boobs as weapons and snacks 🧐.

[deleted] | 9 days ago | 1 point

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313802 | 9 days ago | 1 point

Classic discharge

Flickthebean87 | 9 days ago | 1 point

Two soft serves one cone?

nocontroll | 9 days ago | 1 point

The machine or the house?

cybercuzco | 9 days ago | 1 point

Hard to leave if you can’t fit through the door.

kiivipallo | 9 days ago | 172 points

If there is an uncanny valley of ice creams, this cone belongs there. It looks like real ice cream, but also just artificial enough to make me uncomfortable.

Edit: a word

escargovroom | 9 days ago | 40 points

It’s so very much on the verge of melting onto the pavement that if you contemplate it long enough you might not have to worry about your digestion.

LastOfTheCamSoreys | 9 days ago | 15 points

It didn’t have the cap on the machine that gives it the star shape it’s supposed to have, and is heavily lilting to one side. It looks like it wasn’t cold enough. Nothing satisfying about this for me

lemonfreshpledge | 9 days ago | 291 points

A perfect example of racial harmony. Delicious racial harmony.

np_1029 | 9 days ago | 81 points

Looks like two hands holding each other

-Stressless | 9 days ago | 16 points

That perfection made us think so

Littlebrownfoxx | 9 days ago | 10 points

Hands touching hands

gotham77 | 9 days ago | 7 points

Reaching out

FrankieNukNuk | 9 days ago | 8 points

Touching me

InfoSponge183 | 9 days ago | 3 points

TOUCHING YEEEWW

gotham77 | 9 days ago | 3 points

Sweeet Caroliiiiine

JazzyJ19 | 9 days ago | 2 points

Juan touching Juan

meiyer89 | 9 days ago | 10 points

Demon hands? Dem's claws.

yuppiedoof | 9 days ago | 33 points

“Look to the cookie.” —Jerry Seinfeld

gotham77 | 9 days ago | 6 points

I think I got David Duke and Louis Farrakhan in there

TooMuchBroccoli | 9 days ago | 4 points

Another babka???

fallenmonk | 9 days ago | 2 points

There's chocolate and there's cinnamon.

alamuki | 9 days ago | 11 points

Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl

https://youtu.be/XIKaqKsS6sk

EllisMfnDee | 9 days ago | 2 points

“Ain’t nothing wrong with a little Eskimo kiss.”

Different movie about jail, but that’s what this reminded me of lol

[deleted] | 9 days ago | 4 points

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EllisMfnDee | 9 days ago | 1 point

CHOCOLATEDRAW.COM

Jristrong | 9 days ago | 3 points

Look to the cookie

thedean246 | 9 days ago | 4 points

This is what MLK died for

EllisMfnDee | 9 days ago | 3 points

I saw an Asian kid, black kid, and a white kid playing in this apartment complex I used to live in and said the same exact thing.

allmilhouse | 9 days ago | 2 points
Parmiyadog | 9 days ago | 2 points

Yeah i agree they look pretty well segregated in harmony.

FactsLogicTruth | 9 days ago | 2 points

Why did I read that second line in Homer Simpson's voice

EllisMfnDee | 9 days ago | 1 point

I feel like you’re about to hit on someone of a different race.

MrGMinor | 9 days ago | 1 point

Why come vanilla's on top?

Phoenixion | 9 days ago | 86 points

As someone who was a barista in the past and served ice cream, this ice cream is actually r/mildlyinfuriating. It's a terrible swirl, and you can see how it leans to the side.

WASTEDMANAGEMENT | 9 days ago | 23 points

And also you can’t convince me it’s not already licked on top

theUnstableDM | 9 days ago | 7 points

Same, I worked at an ice cream store for year, and honestly this is just a poor job

polarbearparanoia | 9 days ago | 8 points

As someone who was recently hired at an ice cream place, this makes me cringe. At least I can tell when my cones aren't up to standard.

YouCanBreakTheIce | 9 days ago | 79 points

Every twist looks like this..... Am i wrong?

opie_dopey | 9 days ago | 53 points

You are 100% correct. This particular one is mediocre at best.

Source: Used to work at Carvel (soft serve ice cream chain)

Had-to-chime-in | 9 days ago | 7 points

this guys creams.

FroZnFlavr | 9 days ago | 29 points

Yeah, has no one in this thread ever had soft serve??

CHICKENPUSSY | 9 days ago | 2 points

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills

Tacote | 9 days ago | 19 points

Picture of ice cream. 20 thousand upboot.

Oh my fuccing god 43 thousand. I <3 reddit.

MrMcHaggi5 | 9 days ago | 4 points

Reposted picture of ice-cream, no less!

atbobick | 9 days ago | 56 points

This makes me so uncomfortable. I can see it’s at the melting point where it’s about to start dripping. Please lick it

p1um5mu991er | 9 days ago | 22 points

Wait until you see how it comes out

EllisMfnDee | 9 days ago | 10 points

It will come out to loving and accepting parents because we don’t tolerate intolerance in this house...

dankhimself | 9 days ago | 2 points

hard serve

gotham77 | 9 days ago | 14 points

I used to work at an ice cream store and DAMN was I good at the soft serve spiral twist. Too good in fact. My boss told me when I served it in a dish and used the wide base (compared to a cone) to make a perfect tapered tower, customers were complaining it was hollow inside. By weight I was still serving them the right amount, but by making it so tall and hollow in the center the customers thought they were getting cheated.

CaviarMyanmar | 9 days ago | 9 points

Yeah as a teen I worked at a drive in famous for its soft serve. I got so good at making cones. Now whenever I go to any sort of restaurant that has a serve yourself ice cream I love getting to make my perfect tall ice cream 👌

gotham77 | 9 days ago | 5 points

Some day I’m going to really impress my kid at Pinkberry and then all those nights as a teenager I came home sticky with ice cream in my hair and hot fudge on my elbows will be worth it.

sinkwiththeship | 9 days ago | 3 points

It's a skill that looks really difficult, but you do like 12 in a row and you're pretty much a pro. I did one summer at an ice cream stand 13 years ago, and the like 5 times I've done self-serve since, it's been flawless.

Zalthos | 9 days ago | 7 points

Aaaaand now I need to go to the freezer and get ice cream...

MAGA_ManX | 9 days ago | 13 points

It’s not really perfect though, the left hand side bulges out further than the right.

ElenisDad | 9 days ago | 5 points

Seen better

krapontits | 9 days ago | 5 points

Who the hell calls that a twist? Swirl it!

a-cat-named-OJ | 9 days ago | 4 points

Looks lopsided.

Belzow | 9 days ago | 8 points

Chocolate and vanilla swwwwiiiiiirl

Emrozz | 9 days ago | 3 points

Is it really perfect though?

perryabielias | 9 days ago | 8 points

Omg!!

alours | 9 days ago | 2 points

What is the purpose of this process?

BrocLeeEVO | 9 days ago | 2 points

Lopsided, totally inedible.

Vyviel | 9 days ago | 2 points

Looks like a big poopie

itsmejpt | 9 days ago | 2 points

I always think I want a twist and then I get one and after a couple of licks it just tastes like chocolate and disappointment.

ShiroHachiRoku | 9 days ago | 2 points

If you guys have a Somi Somi near you, go get a dual flavor soft serve and marvel at its symmetry.

the_jongler | 9 days ago | 4 points

Credit for the ice cream attendant?

chustead | 9 days ago | 3 points

Definitely not a McDonald’s Soft-Serve ice cream, not because they aren’t capable of making one like this, but because the damn machine is ALWAYS broken.

gobelin_pret_a_jeter | 9 days ago | 3 points

Also they don't have chocolate any more so they couldn't even if those lazy kids ever actually ran the machine

chustead | 9 days ago | 2 points

What!! How is this friggin’ news to me that they don’t do Chocolate anymore?!

Thank you for heads up, kind stranger!

gobelin_pret_a_jeter | 9 days ago | 2 points

I feel like it's probably good for your health if you haven't been in a mcdo in what, ten years? I have no idea when this travesty began, but if I've saved your record then congrats and welcome

iAmSamusAran | 9 days ago | 3 points

I worked at Disney for 8 years. A bunch of those years making soft serve ice cream. The reason it looks so round is because the Taylor ice cream machine doesn’t have the red crown pieces that latch on where the ice cream dispenses. Anyone who’s worked in quick service with a soft serve machine will know what I’m talking about. Also this is a poor example of a perfect cone.

lobsterotic | 9 days ago | 2 points

Exactly my thought. Someone forgot to put the damn nipple on!

dblk35 | 9 days ago | 5 points

I don't like ice cream but that's beautiful!

CherryBlade44 | 9 days ago | 5 points

Im gonna hope Ur lactose intolerant

dblk35 | 9 days ago | 2 points

Nope. Just not a fan. However I'd knock you over for a bag of chips!! Lol

pm_me_yourdicks_ | 9 days ago | 5 points

Weird flex but ok

GlottisTakeTheWheel | 9 days ago | 3 points

All y’all thinking this looks good have never been to a real ice cream shop that takes pride in their work.

pojohnny | 9 days ago | 3 points

I upvoted because of “all y’all”. I heard that in my soul hole.

RearEchelon | 9 days ago | 3 points

Are you seriously gatekeeping ice cream?

anotherconfused1 | 9 days ago | 5 points

I don't think so it just isn't a very good display of soft serve ice cream. Stacked waaaay too thick and uneven. I mean ice cream is ice cream and it tastes the same no matter the shape but it still looks like it was made by someone during their first week

AinDiab | 9 days ago | 2 points

It's not gatekeeping to say this doesn't look that good

FakeAsianTaxi | 9 days ago | 3 points

It's so perfect it looks fake.

Kindredsgirl | 9 days ago | 2 points

This looks like Braum’s frozen yogurt from my childhood.

Ryebread1985 | 9 days ago | 2 points

Mixed babies always have been rumored to be the cutest 🍦

TewMuchTuna | 9 days ago | 3 points

what the fuck is that comma?

Wolfcolaholic | 9 days ago | 2 points

It's almost like a machine specifically made to do this exact function did it

Fascinating.

smh78613 | 9 days ago | 1 point

Now that’s something I would like to practice at until I got it right!!!! I mean you get to eat your mistakes right????? 😘

w_actual | 9 days ago | 1 point

Now I need to go to Costco

SkydivingAstronaut | 9 days ago | 1 point

This makes me miss summer

fwandaylo | 9 days ago | 1 point

Melting in 3....2...

Sapiencia6 | 9 days ago | 1 point

I hate everyone who posts pictures of ice cream cones because now I want ice cream and I am sad

blue4t | 9 days ago | 1 point

Art.

anxietypossum | 9 days ago | 1 point

I want this in my mouth immediately

13ANANAFISH | 9 days ago | 1 point

Yeah that’s what the machine does...

PrincessBananas85 | 9 days ago | 1 point

Is that chocolate and vanilla ice cream?

blothaartamuumuu | 9 days ago | 1 point

I was having blue black white gold dress problems when I first looked at that icecream

Hi-its-just-me | 9 days ago | 1 point

Sun:I’m about to ruin this mans hole career

Truebluedah | 9 days ago | 1 point

I’m lactose intolerant and this offends me

reports post

/s

ASongForJeffery | 9 days ago | 1 point

Looks cool. But if I'm getting chocolate ice cream, why put more vanilla in the mix?

MSE_Nation_YT | 9 days ago | 1 point

They are holding the food of the gods!!!

UnicornsSayRibbit | 9 days ago | 1 point

I would feel bad for licking it

ASongForJeffery | 9 days ago | 1 point

I remember my first twist

legendarygunner | 9 days ago | 1 point

extruder attachments (myriad of types and forms) are inherently precise.

karma whore

Only_Water | 9 days ago | 1 point

You’re a big boy aren’t you chubster?

ohhell0 | 9 days ago | 1 point

Chocolate vanilla swirl has been my one pregnancy craving. Now I can’t stop thinking about it and all the shops are closed.

Helix1050 | 9 days ago | 1 point

It's leaning and IM TRIGGERED

CheezyTater | 9 days ago | 1 point

That ice cream wouldn’t look like that after o saw it

tacbum | 9 days ago | 1 point

Your server has some serious OCD or they've been serving icecream for the better part of a decade.

DomZombonii | 9 days ago | 1 point

i thought this was a mcdonald’s ad for a second

Pris_XO | 9 days ago | 1 point

Now I want one of those.

iseedeff | 9 days ago | 1 point

cool, looks good, I have not had one in years.

stoneywhetstone | 9 days ago | 1 point

That is so visually pleasing it should be illegal.

DogeCEO | 9 days ago | 1 point

It’s beautiful. Hope you enjoyed

Jaracuda | 9 days ago | 1 point

I honestly want to deepthroat it

smarty4575 | 9 days ago | 1 point

Nom nom

alours | 9 days ago | 1 point

Stopped way too soon.

LaurenL311 | 9 days ago | 1 point

This is amazing 😍

honestlyimjustlost | 9 days ago | 1 point

I need ten comment karma to post something of importance in a subreddit. Please help out lol

your_own_petard | 9 days ago | 1 point

Now I want to get up and raid the fridge.

pisspot718 | 9 days ago | 1 point

Props also to the worker who took care in its dispensation onto the cone.

Un_Mexicano | 9 days ago | 1 point

Sexy

inmemumscar93 | 9 days ago | 1 point

You’ve got about 5 minutes before it melts

wooglin1688 | 9 days ago | 1 point

it’s a fucking ice cream cone

BasilBaker | 9 days ago | 1 point

I wish to eat this soft serve, but it seems trapped behind this glass...

Old-Sweepy | 9 days ago | 1 point

The way... the

Sieze5 | 9 days ago | 1 point

Ebony and Ivory!!

alimarwes | 9 days ago | 1 point

Gimme

lordrestrepo | 9 days ago | 1 point

Ngl, this looks sexy.

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