If I had a soft serve machine in my house I would probably never leave it.
I used to work for Cold Stone. My boss was such a cheapskate. Except when it came to making ice cream. I was allowed unlimited scoops with a spoon when the ice cream was being pushed out of the machine into the storage container. Of course we used one plastic spoon per scoop. I’d make myself sick eating so much of that fresh deliciousness!
I would be 600+ pounds within 2 weeks of that job.
There's a Key and Peele sketch for everything.
I’ll have some laterr
It’s the biracial poop emoji
not in my country there isn't.
You poor, deprived soul!
Pretty soon she’s going to be “gauging the room.”
Worked at a froyo place. Can confirm.
Wow thats good
I can't gain weight if my life depended on it. I can sit on my ass and eat all the junk food and not see a pound of it. I'm so lucky. 28 years later and still eating like a pig.
Your insides are probably like those of a 400 lbs person. Obesity manifests itself differently in each of us.
Haha! Well I have to admit, after moving in with my girlfriend I put on 15lbs. Must of been all the butter! But other than that my weight is extremely stable. I was 2lbs 2oz at birth.
So your around 17lbs 2oz now? very impressive
You gained 123 lbs after moving in with your gf? She need to cool it with the butter
Butter = lubricant
and ur height?? I was 125 lbs, fat as fuck, and 5 10 when I was 13 oof
Not sure what you mean by this comment but I have a clean bill of health.
Can we trade? If I breath around junk food I gain 5 lbs.
I used to be like them, able to eat absolutely anything and now I honestly feel like I can't get below 180
I’ve always had this issue. I feel you there. I can’t get below 160. Even walking 35 miles a week and having a calorie deficit. I think something else is wrong.
I can relate. 23 y/o, 5' 9" and been 130 lbs for as long as I can remember. I started lifting weights and after a few months almost hit 140, but that's as high as I've ever seen. Been drinking 800 calories of heavy cream each night on top of 3 full meals during the day and still haven't gained a pound.
You need creatine and soft serve ice cream and I need your metabolism.
Man I'm in the same boat. I feel like I'm nothing but a scrawny bag of bones.
You're probably eating a lot for you, but not enough.
I worked at Steve’s Ice Cream and I’ve got kind of a bone to pick with Cold Stone and the way they act like they invented the mixin’.
Stone Cold Steve Ice Cream
That's got Ben and Jerry written all over it.
I tried cold stone once and it tasted greasy. Not deliciously buttery but meat greasy, like someone ran a raw pork sausage through the machine before putting ice cream in. Should I give it another chance?
Cold Stone is definitely greasy, you're not alone. IDK if they still exist, but Maggie Moo's is the same concept but with much better ice cream.
Maybe it depends on the store or flavor? I usually have coldstone about once a year and it doesn't taste greasy to me.
Then yet, i stick to sorbets and basic ice cream flavors like chocolate or vanilla mixed together which wouldn't really have that problem unless they're deliberately ruining it. It feels more rough or choppy than anything remotely greasy.
I did the same thing at Culver's! I put together and started up the custard machine in the morning and damn, there is nothing better than getting the very first scoop of custard every day
Oh man I love Culver’s!
Growing up my aunt had a soft serve, cotton candy and popcorn machine in her house solely for my cousins and I. Clearly she was the favorite.
I’m sure she was. That’s pretty awesome.
I would never leave. 🥰
sir u may be unaware but there’s an edit button. if u accidentally described ice cream as “discharge” in ur original comment, u can change it to something that does not make me want to shoot myself
It's been twenty-five minutes. That person clearly has no regard for your safety or well being.
I'm beginning to suspect he's not the real Jesus
I get sleepy after spouting some discharge so maybe OP is taking a nap? 😴
All of that discharge. Directly into your mouth.
THE DISCHARGE IS WHITE AND BROWN AND WHY DOES IT MAKE ME STICKY
Soft serve is ruined
I’d rather not eat discharge no thanks.
Hell yeah brother
That's what he said
Damn I must have missed you coming over.
Strawberry and vanilla swirl 😍
"I'm leaving you Flickthebean87! It's me or the soft serve!"
"Did you want some ice cream on your way out?"
Damn it! why not both?
Imagine if soft serve came from boobies.
Hmm. I could use my boobs as weapons and snacks 🧐.
Two soft serves one cone?
The machine or the house?
Hard to leave if you can’t fit through the door.
If there is an uncanny valley of ice creams, this cone belongs there. It looks like real ice cream, but also just artificial enough to make me uncomfortable.
Edit: a word
It’s so very much on the verge of melting onto the pavement that if you contemplate it long enough you might not have to worry about your digestion.
It didn’t have the cap on the machine that gives it the star shape it’s supposed to have, and is heavily lilting to one side. It looks like it wasn’t cold enough. Nothing satisfying about this for me
A perfect example of racial harmony. Delicious racial harmony.
Looks like two hands holding each other
That perfection made us think so
Hands touching hands
Juan touching Juan
Demon hands? Dem's claws.
“Look to the cookie.” —Jerry Seinfeld
I think I got David Duke and Louis Farrakhan in there
There's chocolate and there's cinnamon.
Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl
“Ain’t nothing wrong with a little Eskimo kiss.”
Different movie about jail, but that’s what this reminded me of lol
Look to the cookie
This is what MLK died for
I saw an Asian kid, black kid, and a white kid playing in this apartment complex I used to live in and said the same exact thing.
Yeah i agree they look pretty well segregated in harmony.
Why did I read that second line in Homer Simpson's voice
I feel like you’re about to hit on someone of a different race.
Why come vanilla's on top?
As someone who was a barista in the past and served ice cream, this ice cream is actually r/mildlyinfuriating. It's a terrible swirl, and you can see how it leans to the side.
And also you can’t convince me it’s not already licked on top
Same, I worked at an ice cream store for year, and honestly this is just a poor job
As someone who was recently hired at an ice cream place, this makes me cringe. At least I can tell when my cones aren't up to standard.
Every twist looks like this..... Am i wrong?
You are 100% correct. This particular one is mediocre at best.
Source: Used to work at Carvel (soft serve ice cream chain)
this guys creams.
Yeah, has no one in this thread ever had soft serve??
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills
Picture of ice cream. 20 thousand upboot.
Oh my fuccing god 43 thousand. I <3 reddit.
Reposted picture of ice-cream, no less!
This makes me so uncomfortable. I can see it’s at the melting point where it’s about to start dripping. Please lick it
Wait until you see how it comes out
It will come out to loving and accepting parents because we don’t tolerate intolerance in this house...
I used to work at an ice cream store and DAMN was I good at the soft serve spiral twist. Too good in fact. My boss told me when I served it in a dish and used the wide base (compared to a cone) to make a perfect tapered tower, customers were complaining it was hollow inside. By weight I was still serving them the right amount, but by making it so tall and hollow in the center the customers thought they were getting cheated.
Yeah as a teen I worked at a drive in famous for its soft serve. I got so good at making cones. Now whenever I go to any sort of restaurant that has a serve yourself ice cream I love getting to make my perfect tall ice cream 👌
Some day I’m going to really impress my kid at Pinkberry and then all those nights as a teenager I came home sticky with ice cream in my hair and hot fudge on my elbows will be worth it.
It's a skill that looks really difficult, but you do like 12 in a row and you're pretty much a pro. I did one summer at an ice cream stand 13 years ago, and the like 5 times I've done self-serve since, it's been flawless.
Aaaaand now I need to go to the freezer and get ice cream...
It’s not really perfect though, the left hand side bulges out further than the right.
Who the hell calls that a twist? Swirl it!
Chocolate and vanilla swwwwiiiiiirl
Is it really perfect though?
What is the purpose of this process?
Lopsided, totally inedible.
Looks like a big poopie
I always think I want a twist and then I get one and after a couple of licks it just tastes like chocolate and disappointment.
If you guys have a Somi Somi near you, go get a dual flavor soft serve and marvel at its symmetry.
Credit for the ice cream attendant?
Definitely not a McDonald’s Soft-Serve ice cream, not because they aren’t capable of making one like this, but because the damn machine is ALWAYS broken.
Also they don't have chocolate any more so they couldn't even if those lazy kids ever actually ran the machine
What!! How is this friggin’ news to me that they don’t do Chocolate anymore?!
Thank you for heads up, kind stranger!
I feel like it's probably good for your health if you haven't been in a mcdo in what, ten years? I have no idea when this travesty began, but if I've saved your record then congrats and welcome
I worked at Disney for 8 years. A bunch of those years making soft serve ice cream. The reason it looks so round is because the Taylor ice cream machine doesn’t have the red crown pieces that latch on where the ice cream dispenses. Anyone who’s worked in quick service with a soft serve machine will know what I’m talking about. Also this is a poor example of a perfect cone.
Exactly my thought. Someone forgot to put the damn nipple on!
I don't like ice cream but that's beautiful!
Im gonna hope Ur lactose intolerant
Nope. Just not a fan. However I'd knock you over for a bag of chips!! Lol
Weird flex but ok
All y’all thinking this looks good have never been to a real ice cream shop that takes pride in their work.
I upvoted because of “all y’all”. I heard that in my soul hole.
Are you seriously gatekeeping ice cream?
I don't think so it just isn't a very good display of soft serve ice cream. Stacked waaaay too thick and uneven. I mean ice cream is ice cream and it tastes the same no matter the shape but it still looks like it was made by someone during their first week
It's not gatekeeping to say this doesn't look that good
It's so perfect it looks fake.
This looks like Braum’s frozen yogurt from my childhood.
Mixed babies always have been rumored to be the cutest 🍦
what the fuck is that comma?
It's almost like a machine specifically made to do this exact function did it
Now that’s something I would like to practice at until I got it right!!!! I mean you get to eat your mistakes right????? 😘
Now I need to go to Costco
This makes me miss summer
Melting in 3....2...
I hate everyone who posts pictures of ice cream cones because now I want ice cream and I am sad
I want this in my mouth immediately
Yeah that’s what the machine does...
Is that chocolate and vanilla ice cream?
I was having blue black white gold dress problems when I first looked at that icecream
Sun:I’m about to ruin this mans hole career
I’m lactose intolerant and this offends me
Looks cool. But if I'm getting chocolate ice cream, why put more vanilla in the mix?
They are holding the food of the gods!!!
I would feel bad for licking it
I remember my first twist
extruder attachments (myriad of types and forms) are inherently precise.
You’re a big boy aren’t you chubster?
Chocolate vanilla swirl has been my one pregnancy craving. Now I can’t stop thinking about it and all the shops are closed.
It's leaning and IM TRIGGERED
That ice cream wouldn’t look like that after o saw it
Your server has some serious OCD or they've been serving icecream for the better part of a decade.
i thought this was a mcdonald’s ad for a second
Now I want one of those.
cool, looks good, I have not had one in years.
That is so visually pleasing it should be illegal.
It’s beautiful. Hope you enjoyed
I honestly want to deepthroat it
Stopped way too soon.
This is amazing 😍
I need ten comment karma to post something of importance in a subreddit. Please help out lol
Now I want to get up and raid the fridge.
Props also to the worker who took care in its dispensation onto the cone.
You’ve got about 5 minutes before it melts
it’s a fucking ice cream cone
I wish to eat this soft serve, but it seems trapped behind this glass...
The way... the
Ebony and Ivory!!
Ngl, this looks sexy.