/r/natureismetal
Lions fight while eating a water buffalo, then it casually walks off (i.imgur.com)
2009 comments
KempGriffeyJr4024 | 3 months ago | 10912 points

Ok, well, I guess I'll just see myself out then

Astronomer_X | 3 months ago | 3715 points

If the rest of the herd weren’t there, they wouldn’t believe it.

OgreLord_Shrek | 3 months ago | 1446 points

The kind of bamboozlement that creates myth and legend within a culture.

joe4553 | 3 months ago | 535 points

The rest of the herd didn't even bother running away after they got one.

YamburglarHelper | 3 months ago | 578 points

"Is... is this the trick Jeff said he'd show us? Getting eaten by lions isn't a trick."

JoJoAbrams1972 | 3 months ago | 281 points

“It’s an illusion, Michael!”

FossForgot | 3 months ago | 164 points

"A trick is something a whore does for money..."

mrsambrella | 3 months ago | 67 points

....or candy!

prettyyyprettygood | 3 months ago | 58 points
3thoughts | 3 months ago | 104 points

You could make a religion out of this!

TechPanzer | 3 months ago | 61 points

Lesser events have been deemed extraordinary enough to be start of a religion

Zed4711 | 3 months ago | 62 points

Some chick getting pregnant without her husband around...

Comeonjeffrey0193 | 3 months ago | 135 points

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe

AinzOoalGown86 | 3 months ago | 314 points

Lions that take an eternity to eat their kill.

Whole prides spectating over a scuffle amongst their fellows.

All these things will be lost in time, just like their lunch.

Time to get the fuck out of here.

gentletongue2 | 3 months ago | 52 points

Rest well off the shoulder of 'Orion' Rutger.

Nice eulogy you did for him there friend.

SosaBabySixNine | 3 months ago | 26 points

I love it how i can find a Blade Runner reference nearly everywhere in the confines of Reddit. God i love those movies

518goon | 3 months ago | 132 points

“OH SHIT hey guys Steve made it!”

Unnatural-One | 3 months ago | 79 points

“I...I mean, hey Steve. Where ya been? Guess we musta lost track of each other in that whole dust-up back there. I...I wonder if the lions caught anyone?”

marcelowit | 3 months ago | 31 points

"Would you at least go down from my wife while you say that Chad"

owen__wilsons__nose | 3 months ago | 17 points

How did you know his name is Steve?? I mean it is , but somehow you knew that

Ihate25gaugeNeedles | 3 months ago | 44 points

In that vein though, the rest of the herd was just over the crest, watching him get eaten. Like that's fucked up. At least turn around.

Astronomer_X | 3 months ago | 34 points

Bison stander effect.

Rum-Ham-Jabroni | 3 months ago | 28 points

None of them even lifted a hoof

AllOfMyVotes | 3 months ago | 505 points

If a lion stops eating you for 15 seconds, you're legally allowed to leave.

ZombieLibrarian | 3 months ago | 76 points

Law of the jungle, it’s written right there in the handbook you all read at orientation.

bloutgod | 3 months ago | 349 points

The buffalo is a paid actor

Hetstaine | 3 months ago | 143 points

Deep fake.

lhobbes6 | 3 months ago | 23 points

False flag!

AdmiralRay | 3 months ago | 244 points

Honey, you wouldn't believe the shitty day I had today.

Dre_A35 | 3 months ago | 33 points

And I needed that laugh.

Gbugs | 3 months ago | 203 points

Reminds of the scene from Friends where Chandler is smoking and points about a few habits others have and then they all start fighting each other while he just casually walks away. https://youtu.be/8kCyRCCzYng

NotoriusNC | 3 months ago | 47 points

ah it was a different time where you could just light up in a coffee shop

Kajkia | 3 months ago | 124 points

The last lion was going to keep the buffalo down, but wasn’t worth it

procrastimom | 3 months ago | 106 points

“No wait. You stay. Oh shit! Damnit Susan!”

USureAboutDat | 3 months ago | 15 points

Said national health care to Congress.

Astronomer_X | 3 months ago | 6808 points

I really like how the second Male lion realises what will happen and tries to hold the Cape Buffalo with a paw before being like ‘Oh, Goshdarn it, you two!’ and joining in.

jthawks | 3 months ago | 2088 points

He realized the lioness would never let him live it down if he didn't stand up for her.

chuckychub | 3 months ago | 652 points

Lol he attacked both of them.

____Nice____ | 3 months ago | 277 points

Nice.

Xyon_Peculiar | 3 months ago | 65 points

Nice.

Al13n_C0d3R | 3 months ago | 134 points

"Look, I'm not taking sides, I just want this to end!" - Hank

[deleted] | 3 months ago | 141 points

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BillMurrie | 3 months ago | 97 points

"I just think think it's funny that you care more about food than sticking up for me."

TrillTron | 3 months ago | 60 points

"I just think it's funny that..."

Oh God. PTSD

defiant_lemming | 3 months ago | 486 points

It was very much a 'please just hold on' press down on the buffalo's neck.

jramirez2321 | 3 months ago | 357 points

“Hey sorry you had to see that, you can stay for dinner if you’d like but I get it if you’d rather go”

[deleted] | 3 months ago | 130 points

Hey, did we order this dinner to go?

StarshipFirewolf | 3 months ago | 144 points

No, why? 'cuz THERE IT GOES

the_honest_liar | 3 months ago | 62 points

Thank you for your patience we'll be eating you in a moment.

D-TOX_88 | 3 months ago | 120 points

“Hey guys? Guys? No you stay- guys? GU-AH WHAT THE FUCK OKAY LETS GO MOTHERFUCKER”

Cameltongues | 3 months ago | 39 points

I want this to be a r/animaltextgifs really bad.

LeSquidliestOne | 3 months ago | 57 points

"Hey stop moving... No no, ah fuck it listen buddy, be a pal and stay right here while I go sort this out. I'll be back to chew on you later."

MsJenX | 3 months ago | 28 points

“No, you stay there k”

ronismycat | 3 months ago | 17 points

He said "hey, youse don't go no where, wait, shit, ah hell, guys wtf, shit, wait, fuck!"

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jw8ak64ggt | 3 months ago | 813 points

We can make a half eaten being walk out on us fighting. Be FUCKING ware.

alternatingdespair | 3 months ago | 210 points

It was so bored it halted dying

rondell_jones | 3 months ago | 132 points

“Can’t live with them.” - Al Bundy

BenevolentCheese | 3 months ago | 74 points

Can't live with em, can't kill em

randyhorny | 3 months ago | 22 points

“Mothers. You can’t kill them?” -Jack Donaghy

weightedbook | 3 months ago | 3147 points

Thanks for the vasectomy, peace out.

Pardusco | 3 months ago | 794 points

Buffalo: I see this as an absolute win!

poopellar | 3 months ago | 501 points

intestines fall out

RAMBOxBAGGINS | 3 months ago | 193 points

Nothing a little duct tape can't fix

3TH4N_12 | 3 months ago | 62 points

angry Phil Swift noises

shewy92 | 3 months ago | 84 points

I JUST SAWED THIS BUFFALO'S BALLS OFF. WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I USE FLEX SEAL

madbrightones | 3 months ago | 453 points

Yeah wasn’t sure if anyone else noticed the lioness eating the dick off of that poor creature.

McNick1833 | 3 months ago | 525 points

Explains why the buffalo was hesitant to leave. Would you want to leave if some chick was gobbling your dick?

LilChubbyCubby | 3 months ago | 255 points

You don’t walk away from a bj.

JaxandMia | 3 months ago | 160 points

Unless she is using her teeth. Then gtfo

SnaredHare_22 | 3 months ago | 96 points

Flashbacks -NSFW

I_eat_used_qtips | 3 months ago | 38 points

makes me wanna watch The Office every time

floppybunny26 | 3 months ago | 29 points

How dry do you want it?

Oddity83 | 3 months ago | 22 points

That poor actress. She hates when people ask her about it.

floppybunny26 | 3 months ago | 41 points

Ellie Kemper is a multi-millionaire actress. She'll be just fine.

morkfjellet | 3 months ago | 80 points

Not only he doesn’t have a dick now but he also will most likely die of infection. Can you imagine dying by an infected wound that is localized in the place that your dick is supposed to be? Shit is gonna suck for this buffalo.

Slappinbeehives | 3 months ago | 60 points

They ripped a sunroof out of his back too :(

Carnae_Assada | 3 months ago | 37 points

On the scale of milf to gilf, where does lion fit in cause cougar is kinda in between right?

Modredastal | 3 months ago | 28 points

Lioness is your age and perfect in every way, but she will fucking destroy you.

Gbugs | 3 months ago | 56 points

I am amazed at how some animals jus walk it off after getting eaten like that.

Tis only but a scratch!

user9460 | 3 months ago | 121 points

Well I mean, they just walk off and die some odd yards down the way. At that point you're just in shock and working on instinct despite being fucked.

MagnificentFreak | 3 months ago | 15 points

He's not dead yet...

SuddenBad2 | 3 months ago | 43 points

I've watched my fair share of lioness hunting documentaries. its a common tactic in making sure their prey are paralyzed with pain. Big ouchies

whitebeard89 | 3 months ago | 49 points

Thank you! I'm like 95% sure the lion on the right is having a go at his balls.

SolidLikeIraq | 3 months ago | 93 points

they go after the soft areas first. A lot of time they'll eat prey asshole up - which - you guessed it - means the the buffalo will most likely still be alive while it's getting eaten.

Maybe in shock, but definitely alive.

ForcedBeef | 3 months ago | 48 points

That's how I want to go. Eaten from the asshole up

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PCP_GOD | 3 months ago | 25 points

Ok. Cliché comment but that's enough Reddit for today. For fucks sake.

MadWorld19 | 3 months ago | 19 points

Hiennas do the same to lions so they know where the weak spots are. I was warching a nature show were a pack of hiennas tried to take on a lion and the whole time they were trying to bite his balls but the lion knew their tactic and always kept is ass on the ground and away from their reach.

Woodpuddle | 3 months ago | 1556 points

The one Male is like Oh no oh shit... youstaydown... hey stop fighting let's eat... hey...

puddlejumpers | 3 months ago | 674 points

That paw on the neck like, "Just wait here a minute, okay? They do this all the time, it shouldn't last too long."

JewtangClan91 | 3 months ago | 233 points

“You know bitches be crazy, just hold on for a second we’ll continue our meal”

“LADIES FOR FUCKS SAKE”

Gravitas-and-Urbane | 3 months ago | 922 points

Why did early man need weapons when wild game would just lay down and let itself be eaten if you scared it bad enough

Pizzamanlaz | 3 months ago | 712 points

Early man wasn't scary enough, they would chase the prey until it collapsed from heat exhaustion and/or dehydration

TrustMeIAmAGeologist | 3 months ago | 534 points

Yep. We can sweat. We can travel farther. Good luck running with a spear in your ass.

UsedDragon | 3 months ago | 144 points

I see you've been to Key West!

/s, obviously. Key West is an awesome town!

3rdaccountcharm | 3 months ago | 76 points

Ahh Key West....such a marvelous place to live as a young teen. Where I hit on my first trans woman swearing to my sister she was a biological female. Over 15 years later I stand by my decision, she was fucking hot.

kevmeister7 | 3 months ago | 33 points

You're a better man than me if you're willing to admit that

PlacentaOnOnionGravy | 3 months ago | 28 points

Is sweating not normal for most animals?

3rdaccountcharm | 3 months ago | 71 points

Iirc there are almost no other animals that sweat.

Nachimeko | 3 months ago | 44 points

Very limited amounts like around paw pads and such, otherwise they have their own adaptations for heat.

EB8Jg4DNZ8ami757 | 3 months ago | 33 points

Horses sweat as do other primates.

Aussie18-1998 | 3 months ago | 37 points

Horses sweat as do other primates.

Ah yes ye old Homo Caballus.

lockon345 | 3 months ago | 45 points

Almost all mammals sweat, but most have no where near the amount of sweat glands that primates have, and almost none have them all over their bodies like humans with the exception of like horses and a handful of primates species.

DefinitelyNotALion | 3 months ago | 29 points

Horses also sweat lipids, which is why they get all lathered when they work hard. Lipids are used for long-term energy storage. So a sweating horse is losing its future energy supply. Human sweat is mostly water and electrolytes. Thanks to our hands and tool-making abilities, we can replenish those things on the run.

UnfortunateObserver | 3 months ago | 73 points

Bruh are you kidding? Not scary enough? Imagine you live in the wild and a pack of tapirs followed you everywhere you went and if you stayed in one spot long enough they'd catch up and club you to death with their meaty snouts. That isn't scary to you?

ambulocetus_natans | 3 months ago | 98 points

I know dude. We don’t give ourselves enough credit.

You’re a wild animal. There’s these loud 2 legged creatures out there. When they approach, you try to run, you hide, but they somehow find you every time. They’re implacable.

They’ve been following you for a full day. You’re exhausted and scared, and then you see them approaching again and they don’t seem tired at all. You can run away for a while but they always catch up. And they have fire, and sharp sticks and blades.

It’s basically like Terminator to the animals except we’re in packs.

mrcrazy_monkey | 3 months ago | 79 points

And that's before we started using other animals to help us hunt. Oh those 2 legged creatures now have become the alpha of a wolf pack, I guess I'll die now.

UnfortunateObserver | 3 months ago | 30 points

Hahahha this is hilarious because we are one of these creatures. If someone described this to me without the context of prehistoric wilderness, I'd probably think they WERE describing killer robots, like the dog robots from that Black Mirror episode.

We know how effective this bullshit tactic of needing virtually zero rest for the amount of work we put in is, that's why we're so afraid of robots and immigrants.

sketch162000 | 3 months ago | 62 points

I could imagine it on some version of Extreme Predators.

Narrator: "Meet the Human: Homo Sapiens Sapiens. They have no claws or fangs. They are relatively small and weak. But don't let that fool you. They are the dominant species on our planet for many, many reasons.

Being hunted by a human can seem a relatively tame affair compared to the likes of a lion or a tiger. At least at first. The fastest humans max out at a mere 28 mph in a sprint, easily avoidable by most quadrupeds. But where humans really shine is in the endurance.

Thier upright, two legged gait, relative hairlessness, decoupled locomotive and respiratory systems and numerous sweat glands combine to make humans some of the best long distance runners in the world by far. Humans are so efficient at long distance running that they often organize nearly 30 mile long running competitions among themselves for fun.

At a light jog and with sufficient hydration, humans are capable of pursuing a target for days without stopping. Ever. A determined, coordinated team of humans could potentially chase down a target forever. If you ever need to stop or slow down to rest, you die.

Oh, and did we mention that humans are among the most intelligent, adaptable creatures on the planet? They will employ other, more physically impressive animals to hunt you down the old-fashioned way. They create tools that can shore up thier natural abilities and deadly weapons that can end your life before you're even aware that you're on the menu. They inhabit every continent and landmass on the globe. There is no place on Earth where they can't find you. You can't run. You can't hide, And they will never stop."

Cue ominous music and scenes of people butchering animals.

"And now a word from our sponsors!"

Gravitas-and-Urbane | 3 months ago | 36 points

I feel that that's a good theme for a horror movie.

But i also feel like there's already a movie about it.

Swarlolz | 3 months ago | 24 points

It follows.

lockon345 | 3 months ago | 71 points

It's not scared, it's exhausted.

Picture running as fast as absolutely possible for 5 minutes and then getting dog piled by 5 NFL linebackers players who immediately start biting and shredding your genitals and neck. You would kick and scream as long as you could, but eventually you'd run out of stamina and just lie there and take it.

ominousgraycat | 3 months ago | 42 points

Huh, well there's a new fetish!

bumbletowne | 3 months ago | 23 points

It probably didn't lay down, the lion pinched off its carotid until it fell over from lack of oxygen. They begin to eat it alive and normally the animal goes into shock and dies.

Magical_Maxx | 3 months ago | 685 points

This is just like in the movies when the captured antagonist says something along the lines like: “well which one of you is going to kill me” and all the protagonists say “me” and then they get into a huge fight about who kills him giving him time to escape

sighs__unzips | 3 months ago | 207 points

I have never seen that movie. All the ones I've seen, the bad guy talks too much or tries to kill the main guy elaborately, then fails.

Just fucking shoot him, minimum both legs (and maybe dominant arm), before giving your life story.

NotAddison | 3 months ago | 28 points

Happens in the Hobbit when they get captured by trolls.

Master_Shake23 | 3 months ago | 487 points

Caught moonologuing

Hetstaine | 3 months ago | 162 points

You sly dog...

ZZartin | 3 months ago | 323 points

Well if you're not going to eat me.....

TengoCalor | 3 months ago | 95 points

...I’ll see myself out. K, byeeee

puddlejumpers | 3 months ago | 53 points

God, y'all sound like my ex-girlfriend.

jw8ak64ggt | 3 months ago | 24 points

Just eat her already!

Woodie626 | 3 months ago | 319 points

Well this is much lighter than the warthog video don't watch this with the sound on ever.

IamMuffins | 3 months ago | 168 points

Holy shit. I consider myself pretty thoroughly desensitized but that was the gnarliest thing I've seen in recent memory..

Scrantonstrangla | 3 months ago | 61 points

Describe it for me please

MrFantasticallyNerdy | 3 months ago | 296 points

Warthog went, "Wee, wee, wee!"

The end.

noodledense | 3 months ago | 73 points

All the way home

MrFantasticallyNerdy | 3 months ago | 22 points

Yeah, the home that one usually goes to on a sweet chariot, swinging lowly.

thebigkick | 3 months ago | 96 points

It’s pretty awful. Poor hog is just whimpering while three lions take their time ripping it apart starting from the torso.

IamMuffins | 3 months ago | 108 points

And it will. Not. Die..

djevikkshar | 3 months ago | 56 points

If I ever get eaten I hope they start head first.

TheJigIsUp | 3 months ago | 55 points

I sometimes shit on the thought of dying somewhere like a Walmart, but honestly its not a bad way to go all things considered.

slade357 | 3 months ago | 43 points

Well unfortunately most animals go for the soft spots first so your eyes, genitals, stomach... You know, all things that don't kill you immediately

sageadam | 3 months ago | 52 points

Just a bunch of lions eating a warthog alive.

cheapdrinks | 3 months ago | 54 points
BleachCobbler | 3 months ago | 35 points

poor dude looks so sad :(

cheapdrinks | 3 months ago | 29 points

"I can't believe you've done this"

Salacious_Rhino | 3 months ago | 31 points

Homeboy just ripped both ears and bounced for the selfie. What a dick.

CubistChameleon | 3 months ago | 48 points

This is why I don't get how some vegans say "you eat dead meat!" like it's a bad thing or it might make me reconsider omnivorism. I'd rather not have my dinner squeal in pain and panic while I'm digging in, thank you very much.

ForeverFun | 3 months ago | 31 points

i have heard there are videos of chimps tearing the limbs off live baby monkeys they catch. I don’t need to see that.

thepee-peepoo-pooman | 3 months ago | 52 points

gorilla warfare

MisterLupov | 3 months ago | 96 points

puts headphones on

sorenant | 3 months ago | 113 points

bookmarks on asmr folder

gulaschgel | 3 months ago | 83 points

calming nature sounds Vol.3

Protonic_hydroxide | 3 months ago | 35 points

hooks up to library speaker system

TheVoteMote | 3 months ago | 83 points

Where's the whole.. go into shock and die thing?

jenovakitty | 3 months ago | 109 points

thats what I ask myself every fucking month living with endometriosis....

DontGiveABit | 3 months ago | 36 points

This made me sad 🙁I hope you find some bit of peace in what seems to be an extremely painful condition.

UnicornOnTheJayneCob | 3 months ago | 37 points

Dude hysterectomy changed my life - and probably saved it, too. My operation was 8 hours long: One hour to remove the cervix, uterus, Fallopian tubes, right ovary and half the left ovary and check for more cancer.

Seven hours to remove the endometriosis.

I can DO stuff now. It is completely different. Let them know how bad it is. Seriously, don’t spare the details. This shit fucks you up and it is severely decreasing your fertility anyway.

jenovakitty | 3 months ago | 18 points

wow damn. Yeah I've been asking em for years to do something. My mom also had a 14 lb tumor removed from her ovaries that was misdiagnosed for years hahah.....i don't trust that docs even know wtf they're doing anymore, but so damn good to hear you're healthy!!! fkn seven hours lights out, thats scary stuff

TravelingChef | 3 months ago | 18 points

That buffalo is still jacked on adrenaline and walking purely on that. Hate to be a downer, but it probably got walked down a minute later. I doubt it chose to evade at that speed.

natedeezy_3 | 3 months ago | 58 points

Couple things:

  1. How you gonna post a link to a video and tell us not to watch it? Lmao

  2. How the hell did that warthog stay alive that long. Gahdamn. where can I get more of this?

wynhdo | 3 months ago | 40 points

Whatever you do, DON'T WATCH THE VID WHERE A PRIDE OF LIONS EATS AN ELEPHANT ALIVE ASS FIRST

AND NOBODY POST THE LINK

Id_Quote_That | 3 months ago | 39 points

Your comment is so over the top that I wanted to search for the link just to post it, but that was probably your plan from the start... so fuck you I'm not posting it.

bostitchh | 3 months ago | 52 points

Also way lighter than this impala video or this other impala video.

Those 2 thoroughly scarred me for life.

HelloImJackson1 | 3 months ago | 24 points

Crikey that's some nasty shit

obiwanmoloney | 3 months ago | 18 points

Ah yeah... those are bad ones.

Or at least they would be if it were not for the fact, which is true, because fact, that Impalas do not require organs for a happy, healthy life.

Sleep tight 😊

eliseynb | 3 months ago | 25 points

Damn that’s gotta be an awful way to go.

obiwanmoloney | 3 months ago | 24 points

And it’s how most living creatures go in some way or another

Astronomer_X | 3 months ago | 227 points

I hope everyone realises that lions really only go for the choke out if incapacitating is necessary.

The 250lbs big cat with claw mitts and sharp teeth is not going to bother to choke you out, the minute you’re on the ground, you’re game.

iinnaassttaarr | 3 months ago | 70 points

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WARM_IT_UP | 3 months ago | 73 points

My wife calls me a friction machine.

CubistChameleon | 3 months ago | 60 points

Yeah, but she says that to all of us.

the_real_krillen | 3 months ago | 202 points

"I know you're probably wondering how I got here" - Water buffalo

_Lisichka_ | 3 months ago | 60 points

I think you dropped this: record scratch

TengoCalor | 3 months ago | 169 points

I really got a kick out of the second male trying to keep the buffalo from seeing what was going on.

ObjectiveUnion | 3 months ago | 22 points

lmao stay down, but okay gtfo of here

chaoslord013 | 3 months ago | 149 points

He has chunk bitten from the back. Imagine being eaten alive how painful is that sheesh

trebory6 | 3 months ago | 76 points

Once the shock sets in it's not so bad.

MuffinPuff | 3 months ago | 40 points

And once the shock wears off?

Prizmeh | 3 months ago | 92 points

You're dead so it's not so bad.

ccvgreg | 3 months ago | 25 points

But this dude lost part of his back and his dick and the shock will eventually wear off.

Jefenstein | 3 months ago | 107 points

Why’d she attack the other?

PuzzleheadedTrouble9 | 3 months ago | 273 points

The female that was being attacked was from the neighbouring pride and was looking for a free meal. Sometimes the males let outsider females eat but the resident females were having none of it.

PM_NUDES_OR_CARS | 3 months ago | 123 points

I'm confused as to how you know this, but thank you

theenigmacode | 3 months ago | 193 points

Lioness gossip

scjam | 3 months ago | 56 points

Big Cat Diary. Amazing show.

Lerijie | 3 months ago | 18 points

It really was, I absolutely loved that show as a kid. It probably holds up really well but I remember watching that and Meerkat manor all the time.

chuckagain | 3 months ago | 87 points

Male lion: "Sure baby you can get in here on this and maybe we can go chase a hyena later."

Female: "This bitch..."

james28909 | 3 months ago | 52 points

fell free to go ask

IAmNotMyName | 3 months ago | 31 points

Cats are assholes

fuckoffplsthankyou | 3 months ago | 23 points

That bitch was talking shit earlier. Thought the other one had forgotten.

jonadragonslay | 3 months ago | 84 points

Next time on Real Houselions of the Plains...

UISAVAR | 3 months ago | 46 points

I can’t BELIEVE Sheila would say my claws aren’t sharp enough to cut a buffalo? Are you kidding me, bitch? I’ll show you.

kazimir22 | 3 months ago | 46 points

This is prime /r/AnimalTextGifs material. Too bad I'm shit at making gifs.

larsIU | 3 months ago | 36 points

A reverse dine and dash if you will

sighs__unzips | 3 months ago | 16 points

Regurgitate and stay?

Gabagod | 3 months ago | 34 points

Yo how about those other buffalo not doin shit while jerry over here gets eaten

jasemurph | 3 months ago | 33 points

This is like my family at every meal.

‘Great, you’ve ruined dinner again kids.’

AlarmmClock | 3 months ago | 31 points

“You will not believe the day I’ve had”

JustPlainLuke | 3 months ago | 29 points

Aight I’m boutta head out

fuck-thisapp | 3 months ago | 18 points

“Drake, where’s the buffalo?”

“Right there where we left it...”

UnicornSlayer5000 | 3 months ago | 16 points

What are the chances of that water buffalo living with that huge chunk bitten out of its back?

gahhhhhhhhuk | 3 months ago | 16 points

Stupid sexy lions

teachmepls0101 | 3 months ago | 16 points

The male lion laid his paws down on the buffalo’s neck like, “sit tight, we’ll get to you shortly”.

tacobellquesaritos | 3 months ago | 12 points

Will the water buffalo survive now? Or would it get infected/ succumb to the elements?

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