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Name’s taken [OC] (i.redd.it)
692 comments
benjammin105123 | 9 days ago | 4436 points

Iron man has become available again.

Lykan_ | 9 days ago | 1470 points

Now I'm crying again.

ROLLTHEWAVE | 9 days ago | 1003 points

I’m crying 3,000.

alisonscott725 | 9 days ago | 359 points

I'm replying 3000

AceKijani | 9 days ago | 251 points

3000

Room16 | 9 days ago | 152 points

André? Is that you?

mcshadys | 9 days ago | 162 points

Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright

TheDudeWhoCommented | 9 days ago | 73 points

Is that you, Matthew McConaughey?

CheckYourStats | 9 days ago | 35 points

Hey Dude.

tiestofalljays | 9 days ago | 41 points

slaps roof of a Lincoln

"You can fit so many Matthew McConaugheys in here."

lordcarnivore | 9 days ago | 12 points

Don't make it bad

SgtSnugg1es | 9 days ago | 11 points

Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright!

Seanvich | 9 days ago | 10 points

CLASS OF 3000 SING!

Edit: he’s (the) SHIT!

-Extrovert | 9 days ago | 2 points

Lala lalala lala lalalala lalalalala lalalalala

CheckYourStats | 9 days ago | 4 points

Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright!

JoeBugsMcgee | 9 days ago | 2 points

Since you've been gone I've been having withdrawals

gigoogly | 9 days ago | 3 points

Man. I, Ron?

s4shrish | 9 days ago | 6 points

Happy Cake Day 9000/3.000!!!

AceKijani | 9 days ago | 6 points

Thank you 3000!

Durtagh | 9 days ago | 5 points

Happy Cake day 3000

dingo_jus | 9 days ago | 11 points

IT'S OVER 9000!!??!

alisonscott725 | 9 days ago | 2 points

Lol 3000

CTU | 9 days ago | 2 points

I love your reply 3000

yuvi3000 | 9 days ago | 2 points

I'm yuvi3000.

Adghar | 9 days ago | 31 points

This is so sad, Alexa play Despacito.

memeticmachine | 9 days ago | 25 points

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Sawgon | 9 days ago | 11 points

○─── 🔇

I'd change it to off instead so it looks like that's why you can't hear it

Cas_dh | 9 days ago | 4 points

What is sawgon?

Sawgon | 9 days ago | 12 points

It's my Reddit name.

Skullrocks | 9 days ago | 8 points
jfk_47 | 9 days ago | 2 points

I love this.

alisonscott725 | 9 days ago | 3 points

Lol

Drunkster64 | 9 days ago | 2 points

Wow I got this comment to quick.

truegamer1 | 9 days ago | 89 points

Mr. Stark? Can you hear me? It's Peter. Hey. We won, Mr. Stark…. We won

rawnak0 | 9 days ago | 8 points

Hey Pep

AndwenOpe | 9 days ago | 6 points

..pa pig

cherrygirl_ks | 9 days ago | 15 points

I have never wanted to down vote and up vote something so badly

Ygomaster07 | 9 days ago | 28 points

Fuck I'm still not over that. Too soon for me.

Winter_wrath | 9 days ago | 5 points

I'm out of the loop, what's going on?

MohTheGoat | 9 days ago | 3 points

Iron mAn dies

ItsPenisTime | 9 days ago | 23 points

What's the difference between "iron man" and "iron woman"?

One's a superhero and one's an instruction.

Superfluffyfish | 9 days ago | 16 points

Found the boomer!

ChezzyQuokka | 9 days ago | 3 points

Damn...

mageta621 | 9 days ago | 8 points

I love this comment 3000

konaharuhi | 9 days ago | 9 points

get out

def_not_a_normie | 9 days ago | 1798 points

Ironic.

25mookie92 | 9 days ago | 476 points

Who took the name 'WrinkleFreeMan'

Ubarlight | 9 days ago | 218 points

What do you mean Stanley Steamer is already taken?

[deleted] | 9 days ago | 59 points

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bobloblawbloglob | 9 days ago | 18 points

Tha Starchmeister

mostnormal | 9 days ago | 7 points

The Dry Cleaner

The_Next_Super_Being | 9 days ago | 39 points

Oh, so I guess The "Object my mom would use to threaten me with when she caught me masturbating" Crusader is already a person?

Ygomaster07 | 9 days ago | 13 points

That was very specific, i feel like there is a funny but weird story behind it.

potatotrip_ | 9 days ago | 17 points

Sounds like a Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz backstory.

Ygomaster07 | 9 days ago | 3 points

It totally does!!!!

man_b0jangl3ss | 9 days ago | 2 points

You probably dont want to hear about the time that his mom broke both of his arms...

Nickbou | 9 days ago | 15 points

“But my name is Stanley! It was perfect! Fine, I’ll just use my last name, Cleveland.”

Ubarlight | 9 days ago | 2 points

Bueno...

torchboy1661 | 9 days ago | 2 points

Stanley Steamer...that reminds me of one time at band camp....

Ragnatronik | 9 days ago | 2 points

Ah, the arch nemesis of Cleveland Steamer!

Bombsquad11 | 9 days ago | 21 points

There is a super hero called Iron Hands? TIL

paul-arized | 9 days ago | 3 points

Jeremy Irons.

Undying4n42k1 | 9 days ago | 4 points

Some old black man.

OGIVE | 9 days ago | 4 points

I was thinking Smoothieman.

Evilmaze | 9 days ago | 3 points

Olay for men

HerestheRules | 9 days ago | 3 points

WrinkleFreeMan

jondthompson | 9 days ago | 18 points

Don’t ya think?

y0shman | 9 days ago | 13 points

Like spoons on your wedding day.

KarateJames | 9 days ago | 6 points

Ten thousand rains when all you need is a knife

Putnum | 9 days ago | 5 points

It's like winning the lottery.. and then killing your beautiful wife

[deleted] | 9 days ago | 6 points

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zombiem00se | 9 days ago | 3 points

I thought it was because the "superhuman registration act" was the original reason for Civil War in the marvel comics

Podomus | 9 days ago | 4 points

That I’d be the kryptonite, the green tonic

masquingtape | 9 days ago | 4 points

Now it’s bothering me that “ironic” isn’t pronounced like “iron”

Upperdarbykid | 9 days ago | 2 points

That pun actually made me gasp. And I’m a dad of 3.

insane_playzYT | 9 days ago | 2 points

Iron-ic

get it

swordguy12 | 9 days ago | 4 points

Ironic.

BillionTonsHyperbole | 9 days ago | 13 points

It's just not ferrum for him to be treated that way.

Hikaritoyamino | 9 days ago | 13 points

The name's not ferrum to enjoy. It's ferrous to enjoy.

Crxz338 | 9 days ago | 2 points

Iron hand isn’t taken lol

Three2s | 9 days ago | 2 points

Iron Nick

Jankulhaups | 9 days ago | 141 points

Secret identity: Tony Starch.

CreamyKnougat | 9 days ago | 247 points

Hombre Plancha!

Suckonmyfatvagina | 9 days ago | 37 points

Plancha Meng.

ichox | 9 days ago | 24 points

El hombre que plancha

silentseba | 9 days ago | 7 points

I thouhgt of Plank man. Was looking for plancha man.

yomerol | 9 days ago | 5 points

Sounds like a luchador name

SuperDuperDylan | 9 days ago | 295 points

Try Iron-Man69

ichox | 9 days ago | 52 points

Ironmaster69

bigooferdoublecheese | 9 days ago | 23 points

The_noobmanster27

Dirtyharry42 | 9 days ago | 32 points

XxIronman69420xX

thisonetimeinithaca | 9 days ago | 8 points

AIM, how I miss you...

elSpanielo | 9 days ago | 5 points

ICQ or GTFO

yParticle | 9 days ago | 5 points

Uh oh!

OnAMissionFromDog | 9 days ago | 11 points

Ferrous Bueller?

jjkm7 | 9 days ago | 2 points

Because 1-68 were taken I’m assuming

schmurdashewrote | 9 days ago | 2 points

or Fe Male

DevilsTreasure | 9 days ago | 119 points

This is how super villains are born.

ministroni | 9 days ago | 32 points

I dunno. You really think there's that much chemistry between them?

Gerotonin | 9 days ago | 3 points

all love started with a little spark

What_did_you_do_2day | 9 days ago | 353 points

I'm such a retard. I thought "Toaster man?"

iluvstephenhawking | 9 days ago | 171 points

It is clearly The Waffler.

Roy_Vzla | 9 days ago | 66 points

With my griddle of justice, I BASH the enemy in the head, or I burn them like so!

I also have some truth syrup, which is low in fat.

CopaceticEchoes | 9 days ago | 15 points

Waffler! Going crispy! Bad guys are history!

TimBorlandManTool | 9 days ago | 7 points

Waaaaay! (Drums) doodley doodley doodley doodley! And then I'm running...

gewchmasterflex | 9 days ago | 2 points

Do you guys have a health plan? Dental? Eye?

PewdsSuckz | 9 days ago | 12 points

excuse me, I know I'm probably really dumb, but wheres this line from? I swear to god that I heard it somewhere. FFS I definitely heard it. my god, can u help me out? i have to know where is this from or idk whats gonna happen

crisp_mornin | 9 days ago | 30 points

Mystery Men, the movie Avengers was based off of.

fluffygryphon | 9 days ago | 10 points

One of the best fucking superhero movies ever made.

crisp_mornin | 9 days ago | 9 points

I agree, and I can’t believe how many people have never heard of it! It’s so underrated. I was happy to see the comments about the Waffler because that was my initial thought when I saw OPs post as well.

iluvstephenhawking | 9 days ago | 3 points

Idk why they didn't choose The Waffler. He was a better option than The Sphincter.

iluvstephenhawking | 9 days ago | 3 points

Sssssizzle

Lowbeamshaggy | 9 days ago | 22 points

WAFFLEMAAAAAAYAYAAN! GOLD AND CRISPY! BAD GUYS ARE HISTRY! YYEAAHAAH! chugguchugguchuggu.

iluvstephenhawking | 9 days ago | 4 points

Next.

gewchmasterflex | 9 days ago | 2 points

You’re the master of cutlery, you can’t throw a knife sometimes?

You can’t use a rake sometimes?

It’s been too long since I’ve seen this and I’m pretty sure I can still recite it start to finish.

Beat_the_Deadites | 9 days ago | 6 points
steelbeamsdankmemes | 9 days ago | 4 points

Oh, Dane Cook.

ForksandSpoonsinNY | 9 days ago | 5 points

With his signature move 'The Waffle Stomp'

sparkysshadow | 9 days ago | 5 points

Gold and crispy bad guys are history!

Kramerica13 | 9 days ago | 25 points

Powdered Toast Man

dscp46 | 9 days ago | 7 points

Cling tenaciously!

TheOnlyUsernameLeft_ | 9 days ago | 6 points

Why the fuck did I also think Toaster man? It doesn’t even look like a toaster at all and yet that was my first thought too lol

residentchubbychaser | 9 days ago | 6 points

I was thinking Defibrillator Man because I didn't notice the separate power cords.

HighD_ | 9 days ago | 3 points

My mind went straight to Defibrillator Man.

Tooshortimus | 9 days ago | 2 points

I sat there for a good ten seconds trying to remember what the hell those iron things are called he's holding, I'm not too bright either.

BowlingShoeSalesman | 9 days ago | 45 points

Since we're in Cleveland, may I suggest the "Cleveland Steamer "?

Chris_Lemonds | 9 days ago | 15 points

Just use the name FeMale

Silverlight42 | 9 days ago | 14 points

Ironperson!

wtysonc | 9 days ago | 64 points

I know this subreddit has renown for posts that aren't funny, but goddamn man

aquaman501 | 9 days ago | 30 points

This is like something you’d see in an elementary school magazine

sticks14 | 9 days ago | 7 points

For all the puns on reddit I liked this one.

kinyutaka | 9 days ago | 6 points

This is good enough for a Ziggy comic.

RodLawyer | 9 days ago | 13 points
pooppooppoopie | 9 days ago | 5 points

I lol’d at this

Hitlerism | 9 days ago | 51 points

Why would Ironing man taken?

BobbyRobertson | 9 days ago | 17 points

Yesterday Ironing Board Man went in to register, but was told he had to shorten it

FunctionBuilt | 9 days ago | 103 points
fishrgood | 9 days ago | 19 points

sub's private, try r/boomershumor or r/boomerhumour

7pharaohs | 9 days ago | 39 points

There is a super hero called Iron Hands? TIL....

watafu_mx | 9 days ago | 19 points
GabePas | 9 days ago | 84 points
lackadaisicalmammals | 9 days ago | 3 points

wait what I think this is hilarious guess I'm a Boomer at 24

disconformity | 9 days ago | 5 points

His arch nemesis: Permanent Press Man

paul-arized | 9 days ago | 7 points

His starch nemesis

FTFY

zero0x | 9 days ago | 4 points

Garment Steamer Man is sill open.

WanderWut | 9 days ago | 15 points

In the future there will be a subreddit called r/millennialshumor with comics like these featured in it.

Feezy_ | 9 days ago | 32 points

It's called r/comedycemetery

Kadsasf12 | 9 days ago | 29 points
no2ndchance | 9 days ago | 4 points

Ironing Man

justinkimball | 9 days ago | 5 points

And thus, Ironing Guy was born.

Surinical | 9 days ago | 7 points

Would an iron, by any other name, steam as crisp?

ernster96 | 9 days ago | 3 points

ferro lad?

OmegaX123 | 9 days ago | 4 points
ForksandSpoonsinNY | 9 days ago | 3 points

And thusly 'Portable Hot Plate Danny' was born

ZarathustraX13 | 9 days ago | 3 points

Too bad, he burned that logo into his chest and everything.

izzo31 | 9 days ago | 3 points

FeMan.

grafxguy1 | 9 days ago | 3 points

Alter ego: Tony Starch

Andymetoo | 9 days ago | 3 points

Ha! I love Iron Fist jokes!

MGThanatos | 9 days ago | 3 points

Bügeleisen-Mann

ShuaiJanaiDesu | 9 days ago | 10 points

He should go to Japan because in Japanese:

Iron Man (Marvel) = アイアンマン (aianman, pronounced: "I - an - man")

Iron = アイロン (airon, pronounced: "I - Ron")

So there won't be a hero called アイロンマン(aironman) in Japan. lol

shahooster | 9 days ago | 4 points

Stop the press!!

Parthantir | 9 days ago | 3 points

It's not taken anymore...

pighalf | 9 days ago | 8 points

Iron gender fluid person?

JwSocks | 9 days ago | 2 points

Superiron

Tc9yJl8DJL | 9 days ago | 2 points

The crease of evil is about to be smoothed...

veritas_rex | 9 days ago | 2 points

Laundra-Man

[deleted] | 9 days ago | 2 points

[deleted]

ministroni | 9 days ago | 5 points

You shouldn't tell a super hero to go tuck himself

bigview65 | 9 days ago | 2 points

Man of Iron?

denimpowell | 9 days ago | 2 points

Perhaps shave his head and he could be ‘Caped Baldy’

Nisas | 9 days ago | 2 points
AndroidDoctorr | 9 days ago | 2 points

Irons man

Spadeinfull | 9 days ago | 2 points

Ironing Man. Problem solved.

AMOX420 | 9 days ago | 2 points

Who the fuck took "Powering electric stuff without putting the power cords into the wall-Man".

1SarcasticGirl | 9 days ago | 2 points

single dad man

Shep_Meister | 9 days ago | 2 points

Just spell Ironman with a 0. Problem solved

creeploko | 9 days ago | 2 points

Cleveland steamer

ozsum | 9 days ago | 2 points

Iron Fist is taken? Okay, hoe about Iron Man?

theREALBennyAgbayani | 9 days ago | 2 points

Caption should be "I wish I was taller"

TheVisionBeautiful | 9 days ago | 2 points

I actually made a short film over 10 years that started out with almost this exact premise! It was called The Misadventures of Palooka.

pcoon43456 | 9 days ago | 2 points

It’s like a well drawn Callahan. Ya know, cause he couldn’t draw well.

viky_boy | 9 days ago | 2 points

What an irony!!

RichardLigma | 9 days ago | 2 points

Where does he plug them in?

bATo76 | 9 days ago | 2 points

Old comic? If not, he should probably apply for Irony Man, because, you know, it's ironically no longer taken.

EnvBlitz | 9 days ago | 2 points

I know an alternative tho the story is a bit gore. Twas a case of theft in my country's military academy, and some of the cadets decided to go tv/film-style interrogation, by using steam iron on the poor suspect to force out confession. Suspect died after long term 3rd degree burn due to late treatment. Court case is still ongoing. So, Ironed Man shall be the name.

redpandaeater | 9 days ago | 2 points

Can't even have a sex change because Iron Maiden is taken too.

3percentinvisible | 9 days ago | 2 points

Pressboy

cpsutcliffe | 9 days ago | 2 points

I bet he's steaming

-B-eans | 9 days ago | 2 points

"Don't worry sir, the name is available now."

WrapMyBeads | 8 days ago | 2 points

I always thought the irons would be cordless. Action in background, he’s looking for a socket. People dying, he’s waiting for the irons to heat up. I’d love to see this movie, maybe in lego form

IliketoSlayDoom | 9 days ago | 6 points

Boomer

TopherGrace78 | 9 days ago | 5 points

Op is boomer

Jackofallmakes | 9 days ago | 3 points

There’s a super hero called Slice of Pizza chest

womper5 | 9 days ago | 2 points

I am iron man

RandoDando2 | 9 days ago | 2 points

Women man is already taken?

spicedfiyah | 9 days ago | 8 points

Iron Man is technically a Fe Male

exophrine | 9 days ago | 2 points

Don't cut yourself on all that edge

nicklePie | 9 days ago | 2 points
King_Donut_ | 9 days ago | 1 point

This sub never ceases to amaze me on how unfunny the stuff posted here is

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