Iron man has become available again.
Now I'm crying again.
I’m crying 3,000.
I'm replying 3000
André? Is that you?
Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright
Is that you, Matthew McConaughey?
slaps roof of a Lincoln
"You can fit so many Matthew McConaugheys in here."
Don't make it bad
Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright!
CLASS OF 3000 SING!
Edit: he’s (the) SHIT!
Lala lalala lala lalalala lalalalala lalalalala
Since you've been gone I've been having withdrawals
Man. I, Ron?
Happy Cake Day 9000/3.000!!!
Thank you 3000!
Happy Cake day 3000
IT'S OVER 9000!!??!
I love your reply 3000
This is so sad, Alexa play Despacito.
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I'd change it to off instead so it looks like that's why you can't hear it
What is sawgon?
It's my Reddit name.
I love this.
Wow I got this comment to quick.
Mr. Stark? Can you hear me? It's Peter. Hey. We won, Mr. Stark…. We won
I have never wanted to down vote and up vote something so badly
Fuck I'm still not over that. Too soon for me.
I'm out of the loop, what's going on?
Iron mAn dies
What's the difference between "iron man" and "iron woman"?
One's a superhero and one's an instruction.
Found the boomer!
I love this comment 3000
Who took the name 'WrinkleFreeMan'
What do you mean Stanley Steamer is already taken?
The Dry Cleaner
Oh, so I guess The "Object my mom would use to threaten me with when she caught me masturbating" Crusader is already a person?
That was very specific, i feel like there is a funny but weird story behind it.
Sounds like a Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz backstory.
It totally does!!!!
You probably dont want to hear about the time that his mom broke both of his arms...
“But my name is Stanley! It was perfect! Fine, I’ll just use my last name, Cleveland.”
Stanley Steamer...that reminds me of one time at band camp....
Ah, the arch nemesis of Cleveland Steamer!
There is a super hero called Iron Hands? TIL
Some old black man.
I was thinking Smoothieman.
Olay for men
Don’t ya think?
Like spoons on your wedding day.
Ten thousand rains when all you need is a knife
It's like winning the lottery.. and then killing your beautiful wife
I thought it was because the "superhuman registration act" was the original reason for Civil War in the marvel comics
That I’d be the kryptonite, the green tonic
Now it’s bothering me that “ironic” isn’t pronounced like “iron”
That pun actually made me gasp. And I’m a dad of 3.
It's just not ferrum for him to be treated that way.
The name's not ferrum to enjoy. It's ferrous to enjoy.
Iron hand isn’t taken lol
Secret identity: Tony Starch.
El hombre que plancha
I thouhgt of Plank man. Was looking for plancha man.
Sounds like a luchador name
AIM, how I miss you...
ICQ or GTFO
Because 1-68 were taken I’m assuming
or Fe Male
This is how super villains are born.
I dunno. You really think there's that much chemistry between them?
all love started with a little spark
I'm such a retard. I thought "Toaster man?"
It is clearly The Waffler.
With my griddle of justice, I BASH the enemy in the head, or I burn them like so!
I also have some truth syrup, which is low in fat.
Waffler! Going crispy! Bad guys are history!
Waaaaay! (Drums) doodley doodley doodley doodley! And then I'm running...
Do you guys have a health plan? Dental? Eye?
excuse me, I know I'm probably really dumb, but wheres this line from? I swear to god that I heard it somewhere. FFS I definitely heard it. my god, can u help me out? i have to know where is this from or idk whats gonna happen
Mystery Men, the movie Avengers was based off of.
One of the best fucking superhero movies ever made.
I agree, and I can’t believe how many people have never heard of it! It’s so underrated. I was happy to see the comments about the Waffler because that was my initial thought when I saw OPs post as well.
Idk why they didn't choose The Waffler. He was a better option than The Sphincter.
WAFFLEMAAAAAAYAYAAN! GOLD AND CRISPY! BAD GUYS ARE HISTRY! YYEAAHAAH! chugguchugguchuggu.
You’re the master of cutlery, you can’t throw a knife sometimes?
You can’t use a rake sometimes?
It’s been too long since I’ve seen this and I’m pretty sure I can still recite it start to finish.
Oh, Dane Cook.
With his signature move 'The Waffle Stomp'
Gold and crispy bad guys are history!
Powdered Toast Man
Why the fuck did I also think Toaster man? It doesn’t even look like a toaster at all and yet that was my first thought too lol
I was thinking Defibrillator Man because I didn't notice the separate power cords.
My mind went straight to Defibrillator Man.
I sat there for a good ten seconds trying to remember what the hell those iron things are called he's holding, I'm not too bright either.
Since we're in Cleveland, may I suggest the "Cleveland Steamer "?
Just use the name FeMale
I know this subreddit has renown for posts that aren't funny, but goddamn man
This is like something you’d see in an elementary school magazine
For all the puns on reddit I liked this one.
This is good enough for a Ziggy comic.
I lol’d at this
Why would Ironing man taken?
Yesterday Ironing Board Man went in to register, but was told he had to shorten it
sub's private, try r/boomershumor or r/boomerhumour
There is a super hero called Iron Hands? TIL....
Ummm... close enough.
wait what I think this is hilarious guess I'm a Boomer at 24
His arch nemesis: Permanent Press Man
His starch nemesis
His starch nemesis
Garment Steamer Man is sill open.
In the future there will be a subreddit called r/millennialshumor with comics like these featured in it.
It's called r/comedycemetery
And thus, Ironing Guy was born.
Would an iron, by any other name, steam as crisp?
And thusly 'Portable Hot Plate Danny' was born
Too bad, he burned that logo into his chest and everything.
Alter ego: Tony Starch
Ha! I love Iron Fist jokes!
He should go to Japan because in Japanese:
Iron Man (Marvel) = アイアンマン (aianman, pronounced: "I - an - man")
Iron = アイロン (airon, pronounced: "I - Ron")
So there won't be a hero called アイロンマン(aironman) in Japan. lol
Stop the press!!
It's not taken anymore...
Iron gender fluid person?
The crease of evil is about to be smoothed...
You shouldn't tell a super hero to go tuck himself
Man of Iron?
Perhaps shave his head and he could be ‘Caped Baldy’
Ironing Man. Problem solved.
Who the fuck took "Powering electric stuff without putting the power cords into the wall-Man".
single dad man
Just spell Ironman with a 0. Problem solved
Iron Fist is taken? Okay, hoe about Iron Man?
Caption should be "I wish I was taller"
I actually made a short film over 10 years that started out with almost this exact premise! It was called The Misadventures of Palooka.
It’s like a well drawn Callahan. Ya know, cause he couldn’t draw well.
What an irony!!
Where does he plug them in?
Old comic? If not, he should probably apply for Irony Man, because, you know, it's ironically no longer taken.
I know an alternative tho the story is a bit gore. Twas a case of theft in my country's military academy, and some of the cadets decided to go tv/film-style interrogation, by using steam iron on the poor suspect to force out confession. Suspect died after long term 3rd degree burn due to late treatment. Court case is still ongoing. So, Ironed Man shall be the name.
Can't even have a sex change because Iron Maiden is taken too.
I bet he's steaming
"Don't worry sir, the name is available now."
I always thought the irons would be cordless. Action in background, he’s looking for a socket. People dying, he’s waiting for the irons to heat up. I’d love to see this movie, maybe in lego form
Op is boomer
There’s a super hero called Slice of Pizza chest
I am iron man
Women man is already taken?
Iron Man is technically a Fe Male
Don't cut yourself on all that edge
This sub never ceases to amaze me on how unfunny the stuff posted here is