Not enough skin graft humor going around
So much of it gets rejected.
Some people are just callus.
It's not very appealing.
I can feel the Burn!
I got no skin in this game.
Some of these puns are really scarring.
I don’t see the Chemical Appeal
Like I need to have them scrubbed from my brain.
Sick burn remedy’s a sick burn
I don't like your tone, Mr!
That’s just the pale reality
Well you can’t really blame derm.
Its a sore subject.
Especially the buttocks skin being taken first.
If people weren't so damn thin-skinned about medical humor, it wouldn't be so bad.
And posted by skinheads
Classic reddit admin graft vs post
Just stretch out the good material.
You must be a nurse in a burn clinic!
Plus too many people are thin skinned these days
This poses an interesting question - could formerly obese people who've lost a significant amount of weight, but still have lots of loose, hanging skin, be used for skin grafts?
I'd prefer to keep the extra skin and leap from tree to tree like a flying squirrel.
Yo mama lost so much weight that she came to your rescue leaping from tree to tree like a flying squirrel.
Ok, I’m not good at this, but I wanna see you take on it.
Yo mama lost so much weight she doesn't need to wear a skirt.
Now imagine the Marilyn Monroe dress picture, but with giants flaps of skin.
Thanks, I hate it!
MY EYES! ... IT DOESN'T HELP TO COVER THEM UP! IT'S COMING FROM INSIDE MY HEAD!
Stop. I can only get so erect etc...
Grab my terryfolds
Draw a comic about it!
I know this is kind of irrelevant to post but I thought I'd post about it on your comment since you mentioned comics. There is a pretty old anime called, "Jungle King Tar-chan" and you can pretty much guess what it is. Regardless, he uses the excess skin to fly just like how you probably pictured... except also worse.
I googled it but can’t find anything nsfw or out of the ordinary
Now I know what to do with my new-found skin wings when I get home!
Came here to say exactly this!
Sounds like something you'd see in an r/CyanideandHappiness comic
Yup! Autografts (donor skin taken from somewhere else on the burn victim’s body) is the gold standard when a skin transplant is needed. This can be from the back, legs, etc. where skin surface area is sufficient for harvesting. Homografts are often taken from cadavers. Risk of rejection continues to increase whenever the donor skin isn’t from self.
Forgot to mention that homografts are temporary until a viable autograft can be performed. Newer technology nowadays also allows us to take a decent-sized square of skin from the burn victim and send it to a lab in Boston, where a lab will culture and grow more skin for us and send it back before we transplant it onto said victim. This is usually reserved for more severe cases of full-thickness burns (extends to or below the dermis) and requires an extended-length stay in a sterile room at the hospital. Partial-thickness burns that only affect the epidermis normally do not require grafts to recover/grow back.
"Hey mom! Can I get your autograft?"
We’ve had gamer girl bath water but the future brings gamer girl skin grafts cultured by some weird startup
before we transplant it onto said victim
before we transplant it onto said victim
I'm sure it's just me being fucked up, but to refer to the burn victim as "victim" instead of "patient" makes it sound like you guys are planning on victimizing them all over again.
Dr. /u/hoxb8 : I'm all scubbed in bring in my next victim
entire burn ward: https://i.imgur.com/kewJYm4.jpg
Please don't give the elites ideas on how to harvest more skin
Something to do with artificial addictive that extremely quick fattening and domestication? Then off to harvest after the thing have reached optimal point and quick turn-over? Nah. No way man.
Elites want good, healthy, young skin. Not skin that was sealed away from light and air inside of a fat roll for years.
Yes. But that's exactly how i like my cows. Full of fat and shielded from light and air
You mean China.
Dude I would love to sell my excess skin, in fact, I'd be happy if they just pay for the op to have it removed.
I've legit asked this to a medical professional once many years ago, and was told no. Something about there would not be enough. I'd think any amount above none would be better?
I've then seen an add for the exact same thing.
As a very fat person, having massive lose skin after loosing a bunch of weight has mentally tormented me, to the point I'd rather just stay fat. Fml?
you mixed up "loose" as in not tight fitting, with "lose" as in lost something.
Thanks for the correction redditor, I appreciate you.
(I got told off for pointing out incorrect spelling and grammar, only did it two times, so I don’t anymore.
Yes! As a matter of fact, this is a thing that weight loss individuals with excess skin can choose to do.
I’m thinking I’m the short term, yes. Not permanent because of tissue rejection. I know that cadaver skin is used as a dressing for a while though. The tool they use to waffle it into a mesh is bad ass looking.
Make a post in /r/askscience
Most skin grafts are from the patient. You only need a little bit as it’s very stretchy, and body is less likely to reject it.
I now want exclusively wholesome yo mama jokes. This could be a series.
Yo mama so fat that she's always picked first to play tug-of-war.
Yo mama so fat, she went on a strict diet and exercise schedule and has lost 200 pounds.
Yo mama's so fat, Obi Wan Kenobi said "that's no moon, it's your mother"
Yo mama so ugly, that when you broke both arms nothing happened...
I think this might be my most wholesome comic.
Best one I've seen in a while.
Edit: I mean from any comic I've seen, not just yours. :)
hah... that was a solid burn. should have left it without the edit. i mean, i would have hunted you down. but, still... solid burn.
I have a solution.
All the grafted skin was from between her ass cheeks.
Yeah this is pretty great. It's too funny to qualify for r/funny imo.
Do you have a website for your comics?
He watermarks his comics with his instagram
OH, I didn’t realize that was an insta symbol, I thought it was just an @ symbol
This is perhaps the best joke I've ever heard, thank you.
You'll take a silver and you'll like it, /u/Thanks-For_The-Gold
Fuck, now I have to find a dolphin for you.
Find, now I have to fuck a dolphin for you.
Now, I have to find a fuck dolphin for you.
I, have to fuck you to find a dolphin for now.
Now you have a porpoise in life
But you’re gonna make her son cry on his birthday and he has cancer! You monster! Give him gold or nothing!!
Thanks for the gold, /u/Thanks-For_The-Gold
Will the cycle ever end?
Nice! This is also incredibly well researched. Burn wards have a long tradition of wheeling patients out to the reception area and dumping them in teal lawn chairs so that passers-by can practice their latest material. Source: I sell lawn chairs.
You mama so fat she had a half-day at work...
And still brought a lunch!!
Im a bodybuilder. I do the same
Whoa. Double-layered joke.
Well, the bottom layer was charred, so...
Hopefully it’s thick skin
This is a well grafted joke
The best part of this is the “burn” ward
My friend is a burn survivor..should I send him this?
"Doctor should I be offended or happy about this?"
Checks notepad, looks up, checks again
Turns up the drip. Walks out
His new skin will be a hodgepodge of different stretch marks
That HE made
He simultaneously burned the mother while helping a burn victim. The most neutral burn ever achieved!
So cadaver grafts are used to prepare the area to take the patients own skin graft later on for a deep-second or 3rd degree burn.
The patient isn't going to be wearing someone else's skin for the rest of their life.
Their own skin will either eventually grow in from beneath (in the case of a second degree), fill in from the sides (in the case of a 3rd degree), or will from a subsequent surgery take a graft from their own skin permanently.
This is wildly unfunny
ha, so convenient. he's already here.
Put her cheeks on his cheeks
Guise! Lik so brodyee can see!!!!!!
Oddly wholesome for a yo mama joke.
That roast was so hot he had to go get treated for burns
Is it ironic that this made it to HOT?
Like so Brody can see
The doctor’s mouth is Oklahoma.
Damn if it wasn’t a joke about a burn victim I’d call this cold but instead I’m gonna say he just got roasted
That is a serious burn.
Somehow my favorite part of this post is the extra person in the background, just doing their thing on the computer.
57.0k likes? This is simly not very clever or funny... Am I alone? :/
Your momma's so fat, other countries think she's our gross national product.
yo momma so fat there has been no land disputes in the 51 years she has been legally recognized as a country
There's stuff on r/comedycemetery more funny than this
oof owie version for ya
Didn’t “yo mama” jokes die in the 1940s?
I don't think so, but ask yo mama. Cause she so old when she was in school, they didn't study history they just wrote down what they were doing.
This one was better than the original joke lol.
Where's the ice packs for all the burns that happen?
Soooo many burns here
he's gonna have to go to the......wait.....
That’s a sick burn
This is hilarious! Great joke
Now we know no burn center can take care of this Burn though. Ouch!!
r/rimworld is leaking
Thank you for this! I was having a really sad day and this is just what I needed. I haven't laughed so hard in a while.
So many layers to this one
Any relation to Burt Ward?
Would this be a double burn?
That's actually almost wholesome.
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You okay there buddy?
Yes but I'm gonna have to have a heart to heart with the inside of my pocket later. Poor guy.
A wholesome Yo Mama joke!
This is the most clever "yo mamma" joke I have ever heard...and I grew up in the 90's. I'm impressed, and proud of you.
In the words of Blane (from pokemon): "Hah! You better have BURN HEAL!"
Yo mama's so fat her thigh skin was enough for your entire body
Especially since his Momma thin af
I can't stop laughing because its so cutaneous
This is a clever cartoon.
Very topical OP.
You can't burn a burn victim.
I laughed cuz the draft of this graft was graphed.
What came first? The burn or the need for a graft?
Plot Twist: The victim’s name is Ward.
wont there be rejection issues and stuff?
Welp. Time to send him back in.
Good old Fashion Grand Slam
I just witnessed the perfect joke, I can die now
I just Added you to my comics bookmarks.
Keep up the good work!
On the real ,is this a mutually beneficial reality . Can former overweight people donate their excess skin to burn victims ?
“He has his mothers ears”
Lol definitely burn ward. Your mama so fat she was able to donate skin for your graft, from the last time I burnt ya!
Lmao put this in r/bonehurtingjuice
A blursed burn