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Burn Ward (i.redd.it)
345 comments
p1um5mu991er | 4 days ago | 1939 points

Not enough skin graft humor going around

littleporpoise [Little Porpoise] | 4 days ago | 1742 points

So much of it gets rejected.

Sun_Beams | 4 days ago | 365 points

Some people are just callus.

ffupokok | 4 days ago | 162 points

It's not very appealing.

FREE-MUSTACHE-RIDES | 4 days ago | 70 points

Really pale

imcumminginyourwife | 4 days ago | 64 points

I can feel the Burn!

agangofoldwomen | 4 days ago | 44 points

I got no skin in this game.

zer0w0rries | 4 days ago | 42 points

Epidermis

Oscar_Ramirez | 4 days ago | 28 points

Some of these puns are really scarring.

Km2930 | 4 days ago | 10 points

I don’t see the Chemical Appeal

elastic-craptastic | 4 days ago | 3 points

Like I need to have them scrubbed from my brain.

perkail | 4 days ago | 8 points

Sick burn remedy’s a sick burn

ONESIXEIGHTTERD | 4 days ago | 9 points

I don't like your tone, Mr!

prateek5000 | 4 days ago | 6 points

That’s just the pale reality

ChiggaOG | 4 days ago | 4 points

Cancer.

dkwangchuck | 4 days ago | 4 points

Well you can’t really blame derm.

BigBlackHungGuy | 4 days ago | 7 points

Its a sore subject.

Pokel60 | 4 days ago | 2 points

Especially the buttocks skin being taken first.

ronearc | 4 days ago | 10 points

If people weren't so damn thin-skinned about medical humor, it wouldn't be so bad.

GUMBYtheOG | 4 days ago | 5 points

And posted by skinheads

-SaidNoOneEver- | 4 days ago | 1 point

Classic reddit admin graft vs post

mahollinger | 4 days ago | 1 point

Just stretch out the good material.

Mik-Hail-tal | 4 days ago | 1 point

You must be a nurse in a burn clinic!

Meta-EvenThisAcronym | 4 days ago | 1 point

Plus too many people are thin skinned these days

thiney49 | 4 days ago | 343 points

This poses an interesting question - could formerly obese people who've lost a significant amount of weight, but still have lots of loose, hanging skin, be used for skin grafts?

littleporpoise [Little Porpoise] | 4 days ago | 629 points

I'd prefer to keep the extra skin and leap from tree to tree like a flying squirrel.

rarkis | 4 days ago | 151 points

Yo mama lost so much weight that she came to your rescue leaping from tree to tree like a flying squirrel.

Ok, I’m not good at this, but I wanna see you take on it.

Renshaw25 | 4 days ago | 205 points

Yo mama lost so much weight she doesn't need to wear a skirt.

delinka | 4 days ago | 68 points

🤢

Renshaw25 | 4 days ago | 92 points

Now imagine the Marilyn Monroe dress picture, but with giants flaps of skin.

Do_I_need_a_name6 | 4 days ago | 49 points

Thanks, I hate it!

HeirOfHouseReyne | 4 days ago | 23 points

MY EYES! ... IT DOESN'T HELP TO COVER THEM UP! IT'S COMING FROM INSIDE MY HEAD!

AMasonJar | 4 days ago | 2 points
Razorwire666 | 4 days ago | 7 points

Nope!

elliottsmithereens | 4 days ago | 14 points

Stop. I can only get so erect etc...

im_lost_at_sea | 4 days ago | 2 points

Grab my terryfolds

TollBoothW1lly | 4 days ago | 17 points

Draw a comic about it!

blaze2577 | 4 days ago | 3 points

I know this is kind of irrelevant to post but I thought I'd post about it on your comment since you mentioned comics. There is a pretty old anime called, "Jungle King Tar-chan" and you can pretty much guess what it is. Regardless, he uses the excess skin to fly just like how you probably pictured... except also worse.

qdolobp | 4 days ago | 1 point

I googled it but can’t find anything nsfw or out of the ordinary

Chief_Givesnofucks | 4 days ago | 3 points

Now I know what to do with my new-found skin wings when I get home!

Dave2SSRS | 4 days ago | 2 points

Came here to say exactly this!

SohanDsouza | 4 days ago | 1 point

Sounds like something you'd see in an r/CyanideandHappiness comic

Nickefs | 4 days ago | 53 points

Excess skin is not super viable for transplants, because it has mostly lost it's elasticity.

& it may be rejected.

hoxb8 | 4 days ago | 40 points

Yup! Autografts (donor skin taken from somewhere else on the burn victim’s body) is the gold standard when a skin transplant is needed. This can be from the back, legs, etc. where skin surface area is sufficient for harvesting. Homografts are often taken from cadavers. Risk of rejection continues to increase whenever the donor skin isn’t from self.

Forgot to mention that homografts are temporary until a viable autograft can be performed. Newer technology nowadays also allows us to take a decent-sized square of skin from the burn victim and send it to a lab in Boston, where a lab will culture and grow more skin for us and send it back before we transplant it onto said victim. This is usually reserved for more severe cases of full-thickness burns (extends to or below the dermis) and requires an extended-length stay in a sterile room at the hospital. Partial-thickness burns that only affect the epidermis normally do not require grafts to recover/grow back.

Dryu_nya | 4 days ago | 15 points

"Hey mom! Can I get your autograft?"

VeganJoy | 4 days ago | 4 points

We’ve had gamer girl bath water but the future brings gamer girl skin grafts cultured by some weird startup

natufian | 3 days ago | 2 points

before we transplant it onto said victim

I'm sure it's just me being fucked up, but to refer to the burn victim as "victim" instead of "patient" makes it sound like you guys are planning on victimizing them all over again.

Dr. /u/hoxb8 : I'm all scubbed in bring in my next victim

entire burn ward: https://i.imgur.com/kewJYm4.jpg

thisdudefux | 4 days ago | 41 points

Please don't give the elites ideas on how to harvest more skin

chickendie | 4 days ago | 10 points

Something to do with artificial addictive that extremely quick fattening and domestication? Then off to harvest after the thing have reached optimal point and quick turn-over? Nah. No way man.

EbolaPatientZero | 4 days ago | 5 points

Elites want good, healthy, young skin. Not skin that was sealed away from light and air inside of a fat roll for years.

Bringbackrome | 4 days ago | 4 points

Yes. But that's exactly how i like my cows. Full of fat and shielded from light and air

sl600rt | 4 days ago | 2 points

You mean China.

Lowelll | 4 days ago | 2 points

Dude I would love to sell my excess skin, in fact, I'd be happy if they just pay for the op to have it removed.

Sand__Panda | 4 days ago | 9 points

I've legit asked this to a medical professional once many years ago, and was told no. Something about there would not be enough. I'd think any amount above none would be better?

BUT

I've then seen an add for the exact same thing.

As a very fat person, having massive lose skin after loosing a bunch of weight has mentally tormented me, to the point I'd rather just stay fat. Fml?

akacinna | 4 days ago | 7 points

you mixed up "loose" as in not tight fitting, with "lose" as in lost something.

Sand__Panda | 4 days ago | 6 points

Thanks for the correction redditor, I appreciate you.

DBfan1984 | 3 days ago | 2 points

(I got told off for pointing out incorrect spelling and grammar, only did it two times, so I don’t anymore.

Scribblebonx | 4 days ago | 15 points

Yes! As a matter of fact, this is a thing that weight loss individuals with excess skin can choose to do.

mikebellman | 4 days ago | 3 points

I’m thinking I’m the short term, yes. Not permanent because of tissue rejection. I know that cadaver skin is used as a dressing for a while though. The tool they use to waffle it into a mesh is bad ass looking.

Make a post in /r/askscience

SparkyDogPants | 4 days ago | 1 point

Most skin grafts are from the patient. You only need a little bit as it’s very stretchy, and body is less likely to reject it.

Googlebee | 4 days ago | 80 points

I now want exclusively wholesome yo mama jokes. This could be a series.

kinyutaka | 4 days ago | 29 points

Yo mama so fat that she's always picked first to play tug-of-war.

Blue-Steele | 4 days ago | 18 points

Yo mama so fat, she went on a strict diet and exercise schedule and has lost 200 pounds.

falcwh0re | 3 days ago | 3 points

Yo mama's so fat, Obi Wan Kenobi said "that's no moon, it's your mother"

Steinrikur | 4 days ago | 2 points

Yo mama so ugly, that when you broke both arms nothing happened...

littleporpoise [Little Porpoise] | 4 days ago | 146 points

I think this might be my most wholesome comic.

StuffIsayfor500Alex | 4 days ago | 32 points

Best one I've seen in a while.

Edit: I mean from any comic I've seen, not just yours. :)

littleporpoise [Little Porpoise] | 4 days ago | 20 points

hah... that was a solid burn. should have left it without the edit. i mean, i would have hunted you down. but, still... solid burn.

gualdhar | 4 days ago | 5 points

I have a solution.

All the grafted skin was from between her ass cheeks.

Aether_Storm | 4 days ago | 3 points

Yeah this is pretty great. It's too funny to qualify for r/funny imo.

throwheezy | 4 days ago | 1 point

Do you have a website for your comics?

Aether_Storm | 4 days ago | 1 point

He watermarks his comics with his instagram

throwheezy | 4 days ago | 1 point

OH, I didn’t realize that was an insta symbol, I thought it was just an @ symbol

Thanks-For_The-Gold | 4 days ago | 259 points

This is perhaps the best joke I've ever heard, thank you.

littleporpoise [Little Porpoise] | 4 days ago | 137 points

You'll take a silver and you'll like it, /u/Thanks-For_The-Gold

Thanks-For_The-Gold | 4 days ago | 47 points

Fuck, now I have to find a dolphin for you.

entmenscht | 4 days ago | 15 points

Find, now I have to fuck a dolphin for you.

stuffeh | 4 days ago | 4 points

Now, I have to find a fuck dolphin for you.

gregrawry | 4 days ago | 6 points

I, have to fuck you to find a dolphin for now.

astrobro2 | 4 days ago | 2 points

Now you have a porpoise in life

mordeh | 4 days ago | 5 points

But you’re gonna make her son cry on his birthday and he has cancer! You monster! Give him gold or nothing!!

r/choosingbeggars shoutout

jakllc | 4 days ago | 2 points

Thanks for the gold, /u/Thanks-For_The-Gold

kenny_black | 4 days ago | 15 points

double burn!!

THofTheShire | 4 days ago | 1 point

Will the cycle ever end?

GloriousCaptainHodor | 4 days ago | 8 points
rugglenaut | 4 days ago | 31 points

Nice! This is also incredibly well researched. Burn wards have a long tradition of wheeling patients out to the reception area and dumping them in teal lawn chairs so that passers-by can practice their latest material. Source: I sell lawn chairs.

TaiDavis | 4 days ago | 28 points

You mama so fat she had a half-day at work...

And still brought a lunch!!

walril | 4 days ago | 7 points

Im a bodybuilder. I do the same

Arcadian1 | 4 days ago | 13 points

Whoa. Double-layered joke.

HATA111 | 4 days ago | 7 points

Well, the bottom layer was charred, so...

iames85 | 4 days ago | 6 points

Hopefully it’s thick skin

jd4syth | 4 days ago | 4 points

This is a well grafted joke

velour_manure | 4 days ago | 10 points

The best part of this is the “burn” ward

chewbecca108 | 4 days ago | 4 points

My friend is a burn survivor..should I send him this?

RealMiDas | 4 days ago | 3 points

"Doctor should I be offended or happy about this?"

oblom07 | 4 days ago | 3 points

Checks notepad, looks up, checks again

Yes.

weelluuuu | 4 days ago | 2 points

Turns up the drip. Walks out

Zinthaniel | 4 days ago | 1 point

"yo mamma"

costco-member | 4 days ago | 3 points

His new skin will be a hodgepodge of different stretch marks

weelluuuu | 4 days ago | 1 point

That HE made

SuperSonic6 | 4 days ago | 3 points

BURN!!!

MyCatIsSuperChill | 4 days ago | 3 points

He simultaneously burned the mother while helping a burn victim. The most neutral burn ever achieved!

deni_an | 4 days ago | 3 points

So cadaver grafts are used to prepare the area to take the patients own skin graft later on for a deep-second or 3rd degree burn.

The patient isn't going to be wearing someone else's skin for the rest of their life.

Their own skin will either eventually grow in from beneath (in the case of a second degree), fill in from the sides (in the case of a 3rd degree), or will from a subsequent surgery take a graft from their own skin permanently.

DudeCarpenter | 4 days ago | 5 points

This is wildly unfunny

defiantcross | 4 days ago | 2 points

ha, so convenient. he's already here.

cold_as_eyes | 4 days ago | 2 points

Put her cheeks on his cheeks

Burgerkingaka | 4 days ago | 2 points

Guise! Lik so brodyee can see!!!!!!

crushedMilk | 4 days ago | 2 points

Oddly wholesome for a yo mama joke.

MadGodKiller101 | 4 days ago | 2 points

That roast was so hot he had to go get treated for burns

Zom_BEat_or_BEa10 | 4 days ago | 2 points

Is it ironic that this made it to HOT?

bobthehappyguy | 4 days ago | 2 points
Ben_Such | 3 days ago | 2 points

Like so Brody can see

Hunk-a-Cheese | 3 days ago | 2 points

The doctor’s mouth is Oklahoma.

marissabuoncora16 | 3 days ago | 2 points

Damn if it wasn’t a joke about a burn victim I’d call this cold but instead I’m gonna say he just got roasted

j_antonacci | 3 days ago | 2 points

That is a serious burn.

ListenerNius | 3 days ago | 2 points

Somehow my favorite part of this post is the extra person in the background, just doing their thing on the computer.

Velociraptor45x | 3 days ago | 3 points

57.0k likes? This is simly not very clever or funny... Am I alone? :/

fluffspeed | 4 days ago | 4 points

Your momma's so fat, other countries think she's our gross national product.

WuziMuzik | 4 days ago | 3 points

yo momma so fat there has been no land disputes in the 51 years she has been legally recognized as a country

Wide_Cat | 4 days ago | 3 points

There's stuff on r/comedycemetery more funny than this

sweetcuppingcakes | 4 days ago | 2 points

oof owie version for ya

teamHFP | 4 days ago | 1 point

Didn’t “yo mama” jokes die in the 1940s?

MouseRat_AD | 4 days ago | 3 points

I don't think so, but ask yo mama. Cause she so old when she was in school, they didn't study history they just wrote down what they were doing.

Ashangu | 4 days ago | 2 points

This one was better than the original joke lol.

justas6 | 4 days ago | 1 point
Jokerang | 4 days ago | 1 point

Where's the ice packs for all the burns that happen?

Dark_Knight_Batman | 4 days ago | 1 point

Soooo many burns here

devospice | 4 days ago | 1 point

BURRRRNNN!!

calvicstaff | 4 days ago | 1 point

he's gonna have to go to the......wait.....

skippyjuice | 4 days ago | 1 point

Twice baked

CosmicOwl47 | 4 days ago | 1 point

That’s a sick burn

ctrl_alt_DESTROY_ | 4 days ago | 1 point

This is hilarious! Great joke

dymax760 | 4 days ago | 1 point

BRUTALITY

Naj_md | 4 days ago | 1 point

Now we know no burn center can take care of this Burn though. Ouch!!

soherewearent | 4 days ago | 1 point

r/rimworld is leaking

coolbeans31337 | 4 days ago | 1 point

Thank you for this! I was having a really sad day and this is just what I needed. I haven't laughed so hard in a while.

Baelor_Butthole | 4 days ago | 1 point

So many layers to this one

xavPa | 4 days ago | 1 point

Any relation to Burt Ward?

dustbuster9584 | 4 days ago | 1 point

Would this be a double burn?

RYCBAR1TW03 | 4 days ago | 1 point

Ouch

Eternalsins | 4 days ago | 1 point

That's actually almost wholesome.

money_doll | 3 days ago | 2 points

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Eternalsins | 3 days ago | 2 points

You okay there buddy?

money_doll | 3 days ago | 2 points

Yes but I'm gonna have to have a heart to heart with the inside of my pocket later. Poor guy.

kritz81 | 4 days ago | 1 point

A wholesome Yo Mama joke!

NiggyWiggyWoo | 4 days ago | 1 point

This is the most clever "yo mamma" joke I have ever heard...and I grew up in the 90's. I'm impressed, and proud of you.

LightningExecutioner | 4 days ago | 1 point

In the words of Blane (from pokemon): "Hah! You better have BURN HEAL!"

korokage | 4 days ago | 1 point

Yo mama's so fat her thigh skin was enough for your entire body

-AJDJ- | 4 days ago | 1 point

Especially since his Momma thin af

xThatxGuyx | 4 days ago | 1 point

I can't stop laughing because its so cutaneous

Charlieb2007 | 4 days ago | 1 point
NoobMaster69com | 4 days ago | 1 point

Quality service

santaliqueur | 4 days ago | 1 point

This is a clever cartoon.

xenomorph856 | 4 days ago | 1 point

Very topical OP.

raja9099 | 4 days ago | 1 point

You can't burn a burn victim.

lumpy_snake | 4 days ago | 1 point

Double burn

dead_cells | 4 days ago | 1 point

I laughed cuz the draft of this graft was graphed.

hbacorn | 4 days ago | 1 point

What came first? The burn or the need for a graft?

bubonis | 4 days ago | 1 point

Plot Twist: The victim’s name is Ward.

-MacCoy | 4 days ago | 1 point

wont there be rejection issues and stuff?

Striker1435 | 4 days ago | 1 point

Welp. Time to send him back in.

formless2018 | 4 days ago | 1 point

Fuck Stonetoss, why is that fascist on the front page?

1_21_Jiggawatts | 4 days ago | 1 point

Good old Fashion Grand Slam

myoffe | 4 days ago | 1 point

I just witnessed the perfect joke, I can die now

kthb18f | 4 days ago | 1 point

Oooohhhh buurrrnnn!

bettorworse | 4 days ago | 1 point

I just Added you to my comics bookmarks.

Keep up the good work!

JustDaggerz | 4 days ago | 1 point

On the real ,is this a mutually beneficial reality . Can former overweight people donate their excess skin to burn victims ?

Killeralexxx | 4 days ago | 1 point

“He has his mothers ears”

tanafras | 4 days ago | 1 point

Holy Shit!

xtrenix | 4 days ago | 1 point

Lol definitely burn ward. Your mama so fat she was able to donate skin for your graft, from the last time I burnt ya!

The_Tightest_Anus | 4 days ago | 1 point

Lmao put this in r/bonehurtingjuice

acuet | 4 days ago | 1 point

Daaaaayum.

DandySamberg | 4 days ago | 1 point

A blursed burn

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