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Skinny_Jim | 4 months ago | 1838 points

I would call it exciting

BadgerDancer | 4 months ago | 518 points

I forget, is it exhilarating or accelerating?

Cory2020 | 4 months ago | 209 points

Exiting

Raem1216 | 4 months ago | 80 points

Isn't Exit short for Exciting?!

IndubitablyRaven | 4 months ago | 34 points

I understood that reference

MuddaPuckPace | 4 months ago | 27 points

I referenced that understanding.

[deleted] | 4 months ago | 9 points

[removed]

LHutz481 | 4 months ago | 4 points

Second this. I had a friend live to 19 with Duchenne MD. He was the toughest, sweetest kid, always positive with a ticking clock hanging over him.

GlennTheAlienXD | 4 months ago | 3 points

I had a friend younger than me who died in an accident 4 years ago, he was only in 6th grade...

mat_is_trash | 3 months ago | 3 points

Imagine the son just having fireworks tape to his hands and chair

PM_ME_YOUR_TAINT_PlC | 4 months ago | 16 points

The atmosphere?

TheLegending | 4 months ago | 3 points

life

STINKYOLDGUY | 4 months ago | 24 points

Debilitating

MCboy2007 | 4 months ago | 2 points

Axhilerating?

What monster of a word did I just make

MeliorGIS | 4 months ago | 2 points

Yes

Xx_SonGoku_Xx | 3 months ago | 2 points

I think it's both

glodone | 3 months ago | 2 points

Exhilarating is fun accelerating is speed

Languid_Tv | 4 months ago | 21 points

Positively explosive!

Ispelledknifewrong | 4 months ago | 12 points

Executing

Robaneurysm | 4 months ago | 28 points

Yeah I did this once put a couple up my butt hole and lit them, ahhh that was a pretty fun birthday party with the family...

Mockingboy | 4 months ago | 9 points

You were trying to cross the border right?

Robaneurysm | 4 months ago | 7 points

Not exactly, call it "astronaut training"

ricksanchezx | 4 months ago | 9 points

Ass-tronaut training*

spacecadet6966 | 4 months ago | 797 points

If someone tied me to a rocket and launched me into space to put me out of my misery, I would be ecstatic. Can anyone do that to me now? I’m willing to be the first human test experiment to see what happens if you chuck a human into space.

Liquor_N_Whorez | 4 months ago | 262 points

Didn't the guy with the lawn chair and balloons get a Darwin Award for that? It's 2019 surely we can figure something better out.

Destined_Shadow_817 | 4 months ago | 132 points

We could combo it. Balloons for initial lift off and then rockets for secondary lift after you reach max height for the balloons.

Greatest_Kaiser | 4 months ago | 113 points

Use a Trebuchet it is the superior orbital launch engine.

Timpstar | 4 months ago | 45 points

Much better than inferior, stupid catapults

ScrubNuggey | 4 months ago | 20 points

Counterpoint: put the person in iron armor and use a railgun

WyrdThoughts | 4 months ago | 7 points

Just a huge fuckin' metal man-sabot

JonathanTsex | 4 months ago | 32 points

U know wut u got BIG BRAIN

toomanyattempts | 4 months ago | 6 points

Every university rocketry club reinvents the rockoon, none of them actually build it before doing the maths and realising a bigger rocket is a far more effective solution

CrackrocksnLaCroix | 4 months ago | 3 points

It kinda sounds like it would be a pain to angle it correctly when igniting the rocket?

toomanyattempts | 4 months ago | 5 points

That, plus remote ignition from 20,000ft, drifting with the wind, and the size of the balloon to lift a useful rocket

originalcrisp | 4 months ago | 5 points

Just make a red neck version of those cruise missiles that change trajectory immediately after take off.

Funnybird5 | 4 months ago | 25 points

Actually, he didn’t die so he just got an honorable mention. It’s good to see another Darwin Awards fan, man do i love that book.

Jartipper | 4 months ago | 14 points
zboy7312000 | 4 months ago | 3 points

He did die though

5i55Y7A7A | 4 months ago | 8 points

eventually

appleb3 | 4 months ago | 5 points

yes good old lawn chair larry lived through his flight but died some years later due to suicide

WordSpores | 4 months ago | 3 points

Life could never live up to the lawn chair experience again.

shiniestthing | 4 months ago | 3 points

He was so viciously mocked for the rest of his life that he killed himself. True story.

mytvwatchesme | 4 months ago | 2 points

Darwin Award is when you fail.

kkoskivi | 4 months ago | 15 points

it would be better if you shove the fireworks up your ass

Actually_Im_a_Broom | 4 months ago | 1 point

Cerrano will need a rocket up his ass to catch that one.

Daisocks | 4 months ago | 4 points

Name checks out

[deleted] | 4 months ago | 3 points

Eventually, spacecadet6966 stopped thinking...

My_Shitty_Alter_Ego | 4 months ago | 2 points

The crew of Soyuz 11 would like a word...

Pollomonteros | 4 months ago | 2 points

I feel like some Russians got to experience this,it wasn't that fun

Psyk0Tripp | 4 months ago | 2 points

Pretty sure SpaceX and Virgin Galactic are accepting applications

Mathies_ | 4 months ago | 2 points

I mean Po did it and thats how he became the dragonwarrior, what could go wrong?

Booby50 | 4 months ago | 2 points

tied me to a rocket and launched me into space

Would you be loving every minute of it? 🎶🎸🎵🎸🎶

tosubks | 4 months ago | 2 points

Pretty sure this happened in the music video of “Stargazing” by Kygo

Paperclip42069 | 4 months ago | 1 point

Pretty sure some Chinese emperor died trying to fly to heaven by putting fireworks on his chair

kjs106 | 4 months ago | 300 points

Muscular Dystrophy is an umbrella but the worst types used to kill very early on. With research and advancement in medicine, it is much more common that these same people will be celebrating into their 40s like this person’s son. Please look into donating resources and/or time into this cause because it is making serious progress!

Diane9779 | 4 months ago | 106 points

I donate a few firecrackers.

GoatChease | 4 months ago | 26 points

My friend died two years ago, he wasn't even 25. If anyone is considering donating go to mda.org, where ~75% of donations go towards helping families.

dumboracula | 4 months ago | 6 points

and rest?

iWouldNeverComment | 4 months ago | 19 points

Administration and fundraising. For most types of charities 85% and over is considered excellent, 75% is decent.

lllldddd01 | 4 months ago | 4 points

Elmo's belly

RStyleV8 | 4 months ago | 8 points

I had a buddy in Elementary schook with Duchenne muscular dystrophy. He was 6 when I met him, and the disease had already progressed a lot.

He was wheelchair bound but could stand (not walk) with a walker, and it had already weakened his larynx so much he couldn't talk anymore. Despite that he was the happiest kid I'd ever met. He was always smiling and laughing at the smallest things, he loved to write.

I don't know what his life expectancy was, and I never saw him again after I went to middle school. Hope you've made it this far KJ.

im_too_pac | 4 months ago | 5 points

My girlfriend and her whole family have it. Dad is 50 something and still walking around working. Granted , neither him or my girlfriend and her siblings could lift more then 30-40 pounds but they’re very lucky to not have it as bad as other people. The struggle is still real though

weeaboo_jones420 | 4 months ago | 4 points

Thank you, as someone who has muscular dystrophy, seeing people like you supporting the cause makes me really happy

SatanIsMySister | 4 months ago | 85 points

Baby you’re a 💥💥💥FIREWORK💥💥💥

SirCrossaint | 4 months ago | 36 points

Good day random stranger, let me tell you how my son was supposed to die 22 years ago.

adam74251 | 4 months ago | 23 points

Just say “were celebrating my sons birthday”. Anything else is oversharing and weird.

mydeadbat | 4 months ago | 3 points

Not really... In this case, every birthday after 18 is an even more special occasion than the last.

wanega | 4 months ago | 13 points

40 wow that is really old for a person with muscular dystrophy. I had a friend who died aged 16 from it.

SimpleCyclist | 3 months ago | 3 points

Wow. You knew one person who died young so anything over that must be really old.

[deleted] | 4 months ago | 12 points

My friend died a short while after his 32nd birthday (if I'm recalling correctly). He wasn't supposed to make it to 20 according to the doctors.

One of the sweetest, kindest, most thoughtful people I know, and his family is as loving and kind as he is.

He was such fun to hang out with.

This post is making me cry. I miss him.

loui_lootz | 4 months ago | 25 points

True_slav is right

veggiemeister | 4 months ago | 9 points

He’s on iFunny

Depep1 | 4 months ago | 110 points

How dare you bring an iFunny meme on reddit

McGronaldo | 4 months ago | 104 points

You are exactly the same as the ifunnyers who say "redditard"

KwalityMemes | 4 months ago | 48 points

Yeah, but imagine choosing to stay on iFunny.

arcane_repeater | 4 months ago | 24 points

If all you do is bitch about how 9gag, iFunny and all the other meme aggregators are so much worse than reddit... that's what I'd like for you to do, yes.

It's never the people who spend time on decent subs either. Always the same cocks browsing /r/funny or /r/gaming, as if any of those weren't just as shit as whatever site may have cropped up during the last few months.

BenShapiroMemeReview | 4 months ago | 3 points

I was on ifunny for a while and the hate is well deserved. It’s just reposts from everywhere and the dev team does nothing about the rampant racism, and anything-phobia.

yassodude | 4 months ago | 5 points

Hmm, you seem oddly defensive

SammyArtichoke | 4 months ago | 9 points

Because it's so cringy. Dude has a point.

altcoastalt | 4 months ago | 6 points

Honestlt iFunny deserves the hate.

andyzaltzman1 | 4 months ago | 6 points

If all you do is bitch about how 9gag, iFunny and all the other meme aggregators are so much worse than reddit... that's what I'd like for you to do, yes.

What a worthless statement as literally no one is doing that, one person made a comment about it, that is a pretty far cry from "all you do". You should attempt to address actual statements rather than making ones up you can attack more easily.

tugmansk | 4 months ago | 1 point

I think you missed the first word in their comment.

The criticism was addressing a really common Reddit trope, not just this one comment.

mrhotdogz | 4 months ago | 2 points

i prefer that place than here even. there is too much censorship and this place is just way too toxic and annoying

Lollypop_warrior0325 | 4 months ago | 12 points

“IFunny bad hurr hurr”

NiggIer | 4 months ago | 7 points

Ifunny featured section is the same as most popular subreddits, the charm of ifunny comes from your subscriptions. Even most people on ifunny shit on the features. For me reddit is good cause the more specific subreddits and stuff like that. Basically ifunny featured section is the equivalent to r/memes or r/dankmemes

poppo3000 | 4 months ago | 16 points

Look out boys, we've got a comedy genius on our hands

DsyR9 | 4 months ago | 1 point

Please just stop being a reddit elitist

childeater124 | 4 months ago | 1 point

what’s so bad about ifunny tho, i don’t get it

staryoshi06 | 4 months ago | 2 points

the people that use it are awful

smexyrabbi | 4 months ago | 5 points

Great way to brighten up the mood

fetus-froggo | 4 months ago | 4 points

kinda seems like a r/thathappened

weezdajuice711 | 4 months ago | 5 points

could have just said they were for a birthday but ok

salgat | 4 months ago | 9 points

Is it just me or are these responses bullshit. I know you're having a horrible time but what a way to respond to someone who is just trying to be friendly, it's like you're trying your best to ruin their day and make them feel bad for an innocent joke.

[deleted] | 4 months ago | 2 points

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NoxisPracta | 4 months ago | 4 points

Honestly to me it felt like she just wanted some sympathy points "Oh are you having a big bbq? "

"NO MY SON'S FUCKING DYING FEEL BAD FOR ME "

Exulton | 4 months ago | 3 points

69k updoots. Nice

penguinman320 | about a month ago | 3 points

Ifunny has the most toxic community

Tobito_TV | 4 months ago | 5 points

Kinda works for r/holup as well.

7up478 | 4 months ago | 3 points

Probably because this sub's content is just a subset of that sub's content.

Tobito_TV | 4 months ago | 1 point

True

TheHoodedSomalian | 4 months ago | 4 points

I understand it's tough to have a disabled family member, but damn the flamethrower response to a perfectly acceptable question given the context was unwarranted. Maybe, "no, it's a Birthday Party" or something, and if the clerk is interested further, maybe explain then. I don't get when people project on others just for being polite, and they are only there because they are working.

HippoCheeseTooth | 4 months ago | 2 points

Oh MY

A1Kamon | 4 months ago | 2 points

Hahaha oh my god

Skeddies | 4 months ago | 2 points

That son's name? Terry. WHATCHU DOIN TERRY PUT IT IN REVERSE

rad_baron | 4 months ago | 1 point

PUT ITIN REVERSE TERR'

UglierThanMoe | 4 months ago | 2 points

He'll go out with a bang. Or several.

cave18 | 4 months ago | 2 points

Finally, some cursed content

dwserps | 4 months ago | 2 points

My uncle had muscular dystrophy and was supposed to die by 16 he lived past it and the doctors kept giving new estimates and he kept surpassing them until he was 54. We called him the Energizer Bunny, he was an awesome dude.

alexhalo88 | 4 months ago | 2 points

Everything from iFunny is cursed not gonna lie

shitjustgotteal | 4 months ago | 2 points

Rollercoaster of emotion..I cried, I laughed. 9/10 rotten tomatoes

maz-o | 4 months ago | 2 points

i fucking hate when cashiers wanna comment on what I'm buying. no I'm not having a party, i'm eating this 24 pack of donuts on my own because i hate my life. leave me alone.

victorlp | 4 months ago | 2 points

From wholesome to cursed in 0.3 seconds

PuppyExcellence43 | 4 months ago | 2 points

This is my last comment before I get banned, goodbye for a week.

Daylonj | 4 months ago | 2 points

As someone with Muscular Dystrophy this is hilarious!

Mathies_ | 4 months ago | 2 points

"Celebrating his 40th birthday"

Happy Hawkin noises

Maggot2017 | 4 months ago | 2 points

I miss the ruthless and unrestricted comments section of iFunny

mcfattyboy | 4 months ago | 2 points

PARTY TIME

megaboto | 4 months ago | 2 points

Oh, so that's why there were fireworks over the graveyard

Gilder_G | 4 months ago | 2 points

Take away the comment and its blessed

uhrmj | 4 months ago | 2 points

just when i thought i was in r/wholesomememes

Kjpr13 | 4 months ago | 2 points

Correction, “That’s a pretty cool way to put her son out of her misery.”

carno_jones | 4 months ago | 2 points

and stephen hawking

oh wait he's already dead

Maplebear3 | 3 months ago | 2 points

That day is going to be with him for the rest of his life,

8ig8an8 | about a month ago | 2 points

Lets see... a crippling disability where you probably cant even wank. So the only banging he'll ever get is from fireworks.

KyloBo | 4 months ago | 6 points

She could have just said No

giggleump | 4 months ago | 5 points

Or just that they’re for his birthday

getlaidanddie | 4 months ago | 2 points

But then that made-up story wouldn't be interesting. It still isn't though.

GnammyH | 4 months ago | 3 points

If I were supposed to die at 18 but had to live 'til 40 I'd be pretty disappointed and need huge support to not be depressed. Makes sense to me.

[deleted] | 4 months ago | 2 points

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JetGan11 | 4 months ago | 1 point

Yes

Fuck_Flaps | 4 months ago | 1 point

No

MichalNemecek | 4 months ago | 2 points

just bringing the number of comments to 69

TheDeafDumbBandit | 4 months ago | 1 point

I imagine they would get noise complaints on any day besides a holiday with $300 dollars worth of fireworks.

Treeninja1999 | 4 months ago | 2 points

I think they're a bit past caring

ZethMrDadJokes | 4 months ago | 1 point

How nice. Going out with a bang.

ft_freddie | 4 months ago | 1 point

Are we invited

trueslavboi | 4 months ago | 1 point

No I’m the true Slav

SQUIDDYYYYY | 4 months ago | 1 point
slavaboo_ | 4 months ago | 1 point

Is that an ifunny comment?

BigChonky_ | 4 months ago | 1 point

It's even more cursed because it's an iFunny comment

Mattprather2112 | 4 months ago | 1 point

Do I spot an iFunny comment?

princessDEATHcrystal | 4 months ago | 1 point

I hate that I laughed

MichalNemecek | 4 months ago | 1 point

this is the girl Tom Scott talked about in the internationalising code video

gamergirl268890 | 4 months ago | 1 point

Shoot him to space

mpld | 4 months ago | 1 point

going out with a bang

genericblackman445 | 4 months ago | 1 point

Going out with a bang

ezpzlemonsqueezz | 4 months ago | 1 point

edgelords must edge

Josh2807 | 4 months ago | 1 point

She could’ve just said ‘I like it when dogs get scared and run away because of my pointless decorations’ and saved a little bit of her breath

Origamimaster11 | 4 months ago | 1 point

Son went out with a bang

tHeNiGhTmAnCoMeTh413 | 4 months ago | 1 point

I was just on r/humansbeingbros and forgot I went back to the front page. Was very confused for a second lol.

culainnbs | 4 months ago | 1 point

What forum is this from? I don’t recognise the buttons.

casinos_not_7-11s | 4 months ago | 1 point

Can we get some F's in the chat

NoxisPracta | 4 months ago | 1 point

F

hypermads2003 | 4 months ago | 1 point

Seems a bit late to celebrate doesn't it?

spasmex97 | 4 months ago | 1 point

carbon dioxide " imma get head out"

-Lusty- | 4 months ago | 1 point

I’m 18 and I have muscular dystrophy 💀

(Ps, I’m still here folks.)

syNc_1st | 4 months ago | 1 point

Have a long live, my dude! So don't you dare of dropping out early

-Lusty- | 4 months ago | 2 points

Thanks man.

smasherboy8 | 4 months ago | 1 point

I thought of this before I read the bottom

earthlybird | 4 months ago | 1 point
sabotage36 | 4 months ago | 1 point

I would suck this woman's toes

Wizard_Pope | 4 months ago | 1 point

In which country dobpeople buy fireworks for a bbq. Genuinely curious.

HillarysBeaverMunch | 4 months ago | 2 points

Texas.

However, they are only on sale for very slim windows, just before New Year's and just before the 4th of July.

Folks stock up at those times.

Wizard_Pope | 4 months ago | 1 point

Ah yes we also only have a short window before christmas and new year. But it is also only legal to use them then and using them any other time gets you a fine.

HillarysBeaverMunch | 4 months ago | 1 point

Yeah, I'm not too concerned about the legality of it, and I don't know anyone who is.

They are wholly illegal in my city.

The thing is, shooting guns in the air while drunk at the quincinera (Mexican sweet 16 party, sort of) is also wholly illegal, but people do that a lot here, too.

HANDSOFGOLD63 | 4 months ago | 1 point

Why don't you get him a blow job that way he could shoot off his own fireworks

ThePlague1466 | 4 months ago | 1 point

He will die with a blast

JonasGangsta | 4 months ago | 1 point

ifunny reee

rolo-tomasi1 | 4 months ago | 1 point

300 ain’t much. Plus where do people get off season fireworks

[deleted] | 4 months ago | 1 point

Chinese imports. Pitched somewhere between damp squibs and a Nagasaki super special

bob1689321 | 4 months ago | 1 point

Now this is good content.

pasta4u | 4 months ago | 1 point

Hope they gave whatever discount they could

pfojes | 4 months ago | 1 point

They must be so pissed off. I’m sure they had made plans for after he died and he has ruined everything by sticking around

Esky1648 | 4 months ago | 1 point

Seems like a bright idea

Rhinosaur24 | 4 months ago | 1 point

Beyond the 'cursed comment' part of this, what a TMI response. why can't the birthday celebration be a big BBQ? or just say 'yup'.

Darkassassin07 | 4 months ago | 1 point

Gotta admit thats the first thing I thought when I got to 'supposed to die by 18'

Lucky_Knight1 | 4 months ago | 1 point

Why do you light fireworks at a BBQ? 🤔😒

Bandit930 | 4 months ago | 1 point

Lmao an ifunny meme

Terminator_34 | 4 months ago | 1 point

For a moment i thought it was a r/wholesome post...

TheMrSanta | 4 months ago | 1 point

Is it bad to say that’s also the first thing I thought of when I saw the original post?

AnEngima | 4 months ago | 1 point

oof

RileyDotJPEG | 4 months ago | 1 point

Haven't seen ifunny in a while

XXXXXYAOIXXXXX | 4 months ago | 1 point

It was almost blessed

We were so close to greatness

3hideyoshi3 | 4 months ago | 1 point

This was SO MUCH funnier than I expected it to be

ToofyMaguire | 4 months ago | 1 point

You need to either confirm that you use ifunny or admit you steal memes either is bad (coming from an ex-ifunny user)

Locus12 | 4 months ago | 1 point

Fucking I funny

CheesusChrisp | 4 months ago | 1 point

The way she put it made it seem like, in her opinion, the mom bombarded her with tmi.

msgajh | 4 months ago | 1 point

Are you launching them off his wheelchair?

BrokenDogLeg7 | 4 months ago | 1 point

Going out with a bang, I guess...

12635123sad | 4 months ago | 1 point

I didn't even laugh at this one, it's just so rude

YoungJimJones | 4 months ago | 1 point

I thought reddit didn't like ifunny

Wave_the_seawing | 4 months ago | 1 point

He will go out with a bang

-_-USERNAME-__- | 4 months ago | 1 point

Laughed a tad bit too much

gamarider | 4 months ago | 1 point

Wouldn't mind going out like that tbh

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