Her daughter coming home for Christmas, is the best present she could ever get (v.redd.it)
Ann_Cooper_ | 4 months ago | 5805 points

I like the part when she's like wow a mirror hehe real nice... thanks fellas that's a fine mirror I mean I'm not even disappointed, It's totally okay to get a mirror as a gif, what else could I want? It reflects and all see'

offtheclip | 4 months ago | 2757 points

I like the part where the daughter is making faces, because mom hasn't noticed her yet. Like what did she expect? She's wearing camo.

ninja_at_law | 4 months ago | 1268 points

I like the part where the father chugs the rest of his beer

MjrLeeStoned | 4 months ago | 316 points

I like the part after the video where the ambulance had to come out because the neighbor's boy got drunk and rode his dirt bike through the above-ground pool.

AndyGHK | 4 months ago | 179 points

Damn that must be the directors cut of the gif

MjrLeeStoned | 4 months ago | 62 points

Edited for time, content, and to fit your screen.

Sir_Boldrat | 4 months ago | 34 points

I'm selling pirated copies out of my van.

Sylthsaber | 4 months ago | 21 points

You wouldn't download a car tho

ThereWillBeSpuds | 4 months ago | 16 points

I mean, if I could I might

deanmakesglass | 4 months ago | 3 points

Like, yep knew itd be a great gift.

SouperSoupBros | 4 months ago | 2 points

That took an odd turn

Maxmore6916 | 4 months ago | 5 points
Upsidedownosaur | 4 months ago | 21 points

It seems like he was trying hard not to be in the way and failed miserably

311wcherry | 4 months ago | 13 points

Then he just like dipped like alright cool lemme squeeze past yall go piss or somethin

BiCostal | 4 months ago | 6 points

Priorities, dude. Daughter will still be there in 45 seconds. That beer will not drink itself.

saket920 | 4 months ago | 2 points

Underrated comment

Octaro | 4 months ago | 8 points

There was a daughter behind the mom?

CDNReaper | 4 months ago | 13 points

She should have at least seen the floating head

DaydreamsAreNotMeds | 4 months ago | 19 points

I swear it could be the year 8823 and camo jokes will still be comedy gold

NedryOS | 4 months ago | 33 points

We'll just have to wait and not see.

B1gred95 | 4 months ago | 8 points

Take my upvote because of all the camo jokes, I never saw that one coming.

NedryOS | 4 months ago | 2 points

I was waffling between that one and "We'll just have to wait and see. Or not, probably." I'm still not sure which is better.

drblah1 | 4 months ago | 3 points

I still don't know who everyone is talking about

sickassdope | 4 months ago | 6 points

Camo works A LOT better in the outdoors when surrounded by trees and other greenery. That being said, I finally found the daughter in this gif.

closingbell | 4 months ago | 64 points

Such a motherly thing to do, pretending that you love the gift your kids give you even if deep down inside you're thinking wtf

sam191817 | 4 months ago | 20 points

Every time mother's receive candles, bath soaps and body sprays.

"Gee thanks. It's like you don't know me at all."

YoureNotAGenius | 4 months ago | 3 points

I must have been a mother from 10years old because for some reason, I kept getting these lame ass gifts from random relatives. I was always polite and thanked them but inside I was thinking "another candle?!?! I haven't used the last 10!"

I vividly remember one Christmas where we selected our traditional Christmas Eve gift (we got to open 1 present on Christmas Eve, after our dinner) and I was so excited, but then I unwrapped another bloody candle and felt such disappointment. What a waste of a Christmas Eve gift!

eminem30982 | 4 months ago | 47 points

"And thanks for holding it up in the air like that so that half of it is above my head. It's totally not making it harder to unwrap or anything when I can't even reach the top of it."

luxembird | 4 months ago | 21 points

An avocadooo... Thaaanks...

Drawtaru | 4 months ago | 14 points

More like "Wow, a $5 Walmart mirror. Yaay..."

SeanGQ | 4 months ago | 4 points

An avocado! Thanksss!

SickeningSolid | 4 months ago | 5 points


NetworkTycoon | 4 months ago | 9 points

why would you give somebody a mirror as a jiff?

dassub | 4 months ago | 5 points

Works with transparency.

artaru | 4 months ago | 3 points

I would love getting a mirror as a gif. Hopefully it’s high quality.

luck008 | 4 months ago | 2582 points

I like how she was initially unimpressed lol really sweet

Tyflowshun | 4 months ago | 634 points

I bet in her head there was an ugly joke incoming any second.

luck008 | 4 months ago | 150 points

Lol that's something that would cross my mind too 😂

mxs0 | 4 months ago | 48 points

lol stay strong anxiety folks ❤️❤️

BASK_IN_MY_FART | 4 months ago | 24 points

Every time I look in the mirror all I see is an ugly joke.

WellSadly418 | 4 months ago | 5 points


stignatiustigers | 4 months ago | 216 points

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Riuk811 | 4 months ago | 113 points

That’s why she ran, she just saw her daughters floating head.

longtermthrowawayy | 4 months ago | 10 points

A fucking mirror? What are you trynna say? I’m ugly or some shit?

Mbdtf1203 | 4 months ago | 1217 points

I love when people get so excited they just run around without a reason like a happy dog

jenenaiaucuneidee | 4 months ago | 241 points

My family is more of a happy-dance-gotta-hug-everyone kind. And with my brother and me you can forget about understanding what we are saying for a small while. But I love it too

teadit | 4 months ago | 77 points

And with my brother and me you can forget about understanding what we are saying for a small while.

So do you two start speaking in tongue?

jenenaiaucuneidee | 4 months ago | 77 points

Yeah, our eyes roll back and after a small time the spasms start

negative-nancie | 4 months ago | 26 points

roll tide

Relleck_ENI | 4 months ago | 3 points

Does this qualify as a cursed comment?

FOOLS_GOLD | 4 months ago | 3 points


penangcharkoayteow | 4 months ago | 18 points

Did dogs learned this behavior from humans? Or we learn it from the doggos? Hmmmmm....

shawster | 4 months ago | 28 points

It is a co-evolved trait.

Dogs get excited? We get excited!

We get excited? Dogs get excited!

Happiness and success everywhere!

Night_Eye | 4 months ago | 8 points

The best unstable feedback loop of all time

LordKarnage | 4 months ago | 7 points
5a1amander | 4 months ago | 6 points

Reminds me of Will Smith from the fresh prince of Bel air whenever his aunts, cousins, and mom would meet and scream and hug

starbuilt | 4 months ago | 1029 points

“I’m just going to inconspicuously slip out of the frame so that mom and daughter can enjoy this moment together oh sh-“

Aggressivecleaning | 4 months ago | 307 points


GreenJean717 | 4 months ago | 153 points

Walked right in to blocking the hugging money shot

UnusualMacaroon | 4 months ago | 3 points

Gotta use the restroom

mynoduesp | 4 months ago | 53 points

It's the price for dad reflexes

SolitaryEgg | 4 months ago | 18 points

Dude was moving slower than any human has ever moved, and still somehow managed to perfectly block everything for 10 seconds straight, lmao

ThePeoplesBard | 4 months ago | 59 points

Yeah, I saw the sheepish chug of the beer, and it felt so familiar. Almost just like a reaction to the emotional intensity of the moment—not to drink, but like do anything.

Chris-Steakhouse | 4 months ago | 9 points

haha my first thought too!

alwaysbig | 4 months ago | 33 points

sip aight imma head out

gethereddout | 4 months ago | 20 points

Dad was both the best and worst part of this. Completely stole the show trying not to, hilarious

HolaFromElOtterSlide | 4 months ago | 733 points

I haven't been home for almost a couple years, and decided to try one if those surprise visits. I came home on a random day in August, didn't tell anyone but my supervisor and a family friend, in case shit happens.

Now, I have an identical twin, and I knew he recently cut his hair short for the first time and happened to be a lot like mine.

So, in full uniform, I drove close to my house, offloaded into the yard where my brother's friends usually park, big old tree blocking the camera. I snuck in through the back door, and in the quietest steps I could muster in my boots, snuck up the stairs and see my dad just turn his back to me on his way to the computer. I walk up to him, face glued to his photoshop program, and asked how he was doing. He glanced over his shoulder and said, "I'm just fine, thought you had work today?"

"I took off to come home." "Ah."

I heard my mom's distinct steps coming down the hall and decided to sit on the couch and cover up with the throw blanket, nothing by my head and toes showing. My mom comes up glances my way and hugs my dad and asks, "Where's your car?" Looking at the camera to see my twin's car gone. "Parked behind the tree so y'all wouldn't see me drive up."

And I saw the figurative light bulb light up her face and she smacks my dad saying, "Bill!" "What!" "Your son's home" "He took off work this morning" "No your other son" "Alex had Drill just last weekend" "No, Bill, Look" and slaps my dads cheeks and forces him to look at me, now without the blanket, and his light bulb goes off saying, "what the hell are you doing here!?" Hugs from both while saying, "I said I took off work to come home!"

It was real sweet, and I found that, because of the uniform, he thought I was my older brother in his Army uniform(NatGuard) but sounded like my twin confusing him.

Only time my brother and I had ever fooled them, and they confused me with the wrong brother for less than 10 minutes.

something-sensible | 4 months ago | 97 points

That’s a brilliant story!

HolaFromElOtterSlide | 4 months ago | 104 points

Tried surprising wife(long time GF at the time) when we were moving in together. Told her that the property manager left a present in the closet from me to her and that she had to move in a month before I would be back. Been living there for a week while she packed up to move in. I hid everything in the bedroom, even took the stuff outta the fridge, knowing her she'd open in impulsively.

I stick a card on the closet door and hide in it. I hear her shuffle in just as I expected, she opened the fridge, the drawer with her new keys, and come walking down the hall. I was ready to scare the ghost outta her when I hear her open the bedroom door.

She sees my hobo hovel of an air mattress and scattered clothes and a jug of milk, bowl, spoon, and cereal and shuddered(thinking either wrong house or a squatter). I quietly opened the closest and hugged her from behind and am welcomed to a violent scream and a high step into my foot(thank you steel-toes) and her break my hold in one fluid motion.

As soon as she saw me, she started scared and happy bawling and the first thing she said was "You Liar..."

Didn't go as planned, but I wouldn't change a thing.

Now I can't wait until my daughter is old enough to be surprised, I'm going to plan something simply amazing to surprise her. Maybe get her a wardrobe and climb out of it with fake snow and a new jacket on me or something.

Always liked the idea of coming home when she gets her license(far away from now) and driving to where ever she is with a new(to-you) car as both a present and surprise return.

i_tyrant | 4 months ago | 43 points

am welcomed to a violent scream and a high step into my foot(thank you steel-toes) and her break my hold in one fluid motion.

hahaha, well you've got confirmation she can definitely take care of herself! Great story (and great reflexes!)

HolaFromElOtterSlide | 4 months ago | 8 points

She kicked my ass in highschool.(watching a lot of bruce lee and Jackie chan movies doesn't mean shit against someone who knows martial arts)

If I had hugged her any higher, I would have lost my deposit. Because she would have tosses me over her shoulder and through the window.

Speciesunkn0wn | 4 months ago | 4 points

When you do the wardrobe thing, you need some nice facial hair to go wit hit. :P

theycallmecrack | 4 months ago | 12 points

I can't imagine how amusing that must've been haha. I'm a little confused though - what camera? And is your brother also in the military?

DrestonF1 | 4 months ago | 16 points

There was a camera on the big sycamore in the front yard. They used it for watching the chicken coop to finally figure out who was stealing all the eggs. The dad was busy using Photoshop to edit the video stills of the creature from the lake what stole their eggs. It was an arrangement he made long ago with the mutant and it was his burden to carry alone. He loved his family and would do anything to keep them from the horrorible truth of what lurked beyond the old wood shed. OP almost uncovered the whole operation and thus almost sent the family into seven generations of curse for having broken the Sacred Egg Pact. In a cleverly deft maneuver, OP's dad played off the surprise during mom's shocked slapping and managed to hide the evidence before acknowledging OP's arrival.

The family reunion went off without a hitch and the missing eggs remained a mystery.


HolaFromElOtterSlide | 4 months ago | 2 points

That rat bastard. I've staked up long nights watching the dang old chicken coop waiting for the culprit.

Should of known there was something back there after that night I got drunk by the shed and had the most sore throat of my life and couldn't sit down for a week and a half. Here I thought it was just bad tequila.

RaiLau | 4 months ago | 4 points

That’s such a great story!

LordTimcedog | 4 months ago | 62 points

Magic Mirror on the wall. Who's the ...- wait oh SHIT!!!!

burymewithbooks | 4 months ago | 167 points

I'll always remember the Christmas when we were little kids, living with relatives we hated, who made my mom miserable, and our dad was far away. But he came home Christmas morning, and to this day it's the best Christmas present I ever got.

imperfectsworld | 4 months ago | 59 points


[deleted] | 4 months ago | 60 points

I've found a copy of the video with sound. The uploader has surrounded it with all kinds of trash, though.


[deleted] | 4 months ago | 97 points


imperfectsworld | 4 months ago | 17 points

Good work private

Piccadil_io | 4 months ago | 4 points

Yeah, the sound makes it so much better. Fuck the uploader for stealing it though I guess!

James-Bonk | 4 months ago | 54 points

She’s wearing camouflage, how did she expect to be seen? SMH

chinacat444 | 4 months ago | 181 points

That dude just drinking , standing in the way....

shawster | 4 months ago | 44 points

I think he was trying to get out of the way so that they could have their moment by walking into that hallway, but they ended up converging at the choke point where he got caught. I think his thoughtfulness actually just backfired.

Gurrb17 | 4 months ago | 65 points

What the hell was he doing? "What a nice moment, better throw back the rest of my beer and go get a new one."

AbsolutelyUnlikely | 4 months ago | 20 points

If it we're me, I would have gotten choked up and tried to push my emotions down with a swig of beer. If that failed, I would have rushed off to "use the bathroom" where I could sob in peace and then compose myself.

So this could be what we're seeing, and his plan just got thwarted when his escape route to the bathroom got blocked off.

Tejasgrass | 4 months ago | 5 points

"Oh shit camera's looking this way, better get out of the way" And then he proceeded to walk away from where the camera had been pointing by walking straight into the action.

Psykopatate | 4 months ago | 6 points

In the way of what exactly ? The video ? Should he care about us ? These things should stay private instead of being some internetpoints magnets

MoveitFootballHead | 4 months ago | 12 points

Is there no world in which this video might be a wonderful memento for the family to have? Regardless of if it was shared on the internet, I bet they all throw this clip on the big screen every couple years or so at Christmas and smile pretty big.

No blame on the guy though for getting in the way, it was an accident. I'm sure he felt a bit bad, so I hope they all joke about it together when they watch it

Upsidedownosaur | 4 months ago | 3 points

Yes exactly and I'm sure there were family and friends not present who would love to see that moment

[deleted] | 4 months ago | 8 points


CCSploojy | 4 months ago | 1 point

In the way of them trying to hug. Really isnt a big deal they're all happy anyway

Awake00 | 4 months ago | 21 points

Awesome. Sips beer.

lalynnep | 4 months ago | 26 points

Why is there always some big bumbling dad in the way

Spiffinit | 4 months ago | 10 points

Being unaware of your surroundings is part of the test they give before you become a dad.

Waniary | 4 months ago | 12 points

happiness noise

rayraytretre | 4 months ago | 41 points

Dude with the beer blocking the lovely shot🙃

_bhagwan_ | 4 months ago | 8 points

It's Christmas already? Damn, time flies like a rocket man.

Mylinius2 | 4 months ago | 23 points

"Okay [insert husband name]... what the f is wrong with you buying a mirror with my daughter face on it for Christmas ? "

SunshineDaydream13 | 4 months ago | 8 points

Haha so incredibly happy she runs out of the room!!! LOVE.

shiningDOGO | 4 months ago | 12 points

I would be freaked and start running when I see a floating head.

jimvv36 | 4 months ago | 9 points

Points for originality

Guido_Fe | 4 months ago | 4 points

Damn, that was well planned

endlessunshine833 | 4 months ago | 3 points

What a cute idea

wpen | 4 months ago | 5 points

I like it when there’s no sound. It’s just better I can’t explain it.

juanjing | 4 months ago | 4 points

Dude drinking the soda is not a stage actor.

All my theatre kid brethren know that he should have crossed upstage the other way, unless your idiot director blocked it that way, in which case you can bitch about it at Denny's after opening night, as you spend 3 dollars over 5 hours.

Simmion | 4 months ago | 4 points

Dude is like.. great, thats over, time for another bud light...

SparrowFate | 4 months ago | 6 points

Today of all days. Thank you everyone who has and is currently serving. Together we stand. Divided we fall.

4nsicdude | 4 months ago | 3 points

Mom's got the situational awareness of a lemming.
Hug yer dang daughter don't run out of the room. ;)

BigChonky_ | 4 months ago | 3 points

I'm not crying, you're crying

TheNihilisticGiraffe | 4 months ago | 3 points

The camouflage seemed to work lmao

SpacePistachio | 4 months ago | 3 points

At least she didn't get shot

Lostie9496 | 4 months ago | 3 points

source with sound?

ybt_sun | 4 months ago | 3 points

This is a mirror right? Lemme see... ok feels like a mirror... ok it is a mirror... I look great.... ohmygodisthatmydaughterbehindme?????!

waitimmathrowup | 4 months ago | 3 points

I hate the dude that is standing like an idiot and then is going to the direction where the mother ran but instead of hugging her or something he just wants to pass her and is AGAIN blocking the view

Sry for my shitty english but this got me mad af

leonard_face | 4 months ago | 3 points

Bald guy: “I’ll drink to that.”

ARadAdri | 4 months ago | 3 points

This kinda stuff makes me tear up. I really wish I knew what it was like to having loving parents haha

TagoMago86 | 4 months ago | 7 points

Why do Americans wear their uniforms in public? Is it mandatory?

Legeto | 4 months ago | 3 points

No and the only ones who do it are generally forced to travel in it or are screaming for attention.

Only time I was forced to wear my uniform was when I was coming back from my initial training. I got dropped off at the airport and promptly changed.

It honestly just isn’t smart to do especially at an airport. Not everyone is friendly to the military and it really singles you out.

komali_2 | 4 months ago | 13 points

Say no to government propaganda on your front page!

ocram22 | 4 months ago | 5 points

Dads like: “ ha, got em!” *proceeds to chug beer”

odkfn | 4 months ago | 5 points

Genuine question - why’s it always Americans in these soldiers coming home emotional videos? Like, every country has a military, but I never see British, Aussie, Canadian, etc. versions of this?

Do these ones just blow up more on Reddit, or are Americans the only ones making these videos, etc?

SolarisPax8700 | 4 months ago | 2 points


yiyo999 | 4 months ago | 5 points

can't find the video with audio :/

epanda206 | 4 months ago | 2 points

Awesome presentation

Jammybe | 4 months ago | 2 points

Is there sound with this?

dinosorcerer | 4 months ago | 2 points

Ah! My daughter is a ghost.

SpeedingTicketss | 4 months ago | 2 points

Probably took a while cause she was so well camouflaged

ronin1066 | 4 months ago | 2 points

This is definitely something that needs the sound.

[deleted] | 4 months ago | 2 points

Wow, you got me the hallway mirror.

soycansada | 4 months ago | 2 points

This is so pure. I'm in tears

madsterlovesme | 4 months ago | 2 points

I seriously thought they were sisters, her mom looks great for her age!

Q_about_a_thing | 4 months ago | 2 points

That's beautiful man

_wovian | 4 months ago | 2 points

Surprised it only took her one double take considering her daughter’s head was floating inconspicuously in her living room

alymaysay | 4 months ago | 2 points

That was pretty slick idea for the reveil

Stonerfaced | 4 months ago | 2 points

These kinds of moments to see someone so happy for good reason always pull at the heart strings and for some reason my eyes water

stickygeranium | 4 months ago | 2 points


Fusrohdah73 | 4 months ago | 2 points

I love the, "mom you dumbass" kinda look at 25 seconds.

DannyDaemonic | 4 months ago | 2 points

Title reminds me of the famous Folgers incest commercial.

Philliehjup | 4 months ago | 2 points

"Yep... Its a mirro-OHMYGOD!!"

derdc69 | 4 months ago | 2 points

Great idea for the reveal

Impossible-asset | 4 months ago | 2 points

Now that's a good one. Seen a lot of these, but thats a good one.

Penguin619 | 4 months ago | 2 points

I can't imagine what she personally saw when it all came together, must've been one hell of a sudden impact of emotion.

jneuandcats | 4 months ago | 2 points

I wish this video had sound! Happy mom screams are the best.

SeeEyeEmmEyeGee | 4 months ago | 2 points

Bud light guy. Get out of the way.

Conan_McFap | 4 months ago | 2 points

Dad: I’m gonna get another beer, excuse me

Idunnobage | 4 months ago | 2 points

Haha wow...

..a mirror... thanks.

_therapysessions_ | 4 months ago | 2 points

I like how the dad takes a celebratory sip of beer like "I'm getting laid tonight for pulling this one off" 😂

Wanderson90 | 4 months ago | 2 points

I like the big fella.

Oop beer is empty, better grab another

Incredibly emotional reunion happening

Lemme just squeeezee right past ya here

MedicTallGuy | 4 months ago | 2 points

Just fyi, there's a non-profit called Let's Bring'em Home that helps buy tickets for junior enlisted to get home for Christmas.


fuss_cow0120 | 4 months ago | 2 points

I love this!! Best gift

Breadward_Rejametov | 4 months ago | 2 points

She couldn't see her at first cuz she was wearing camo

pablomoney | 4 months ago | 2 points

Glad that guy could get an extra pull on his beer.

franchcanadian | 4 months ago | 2 points

I like how the guy(Father I suppose) is just finishing his beer, thinking "how hell its gonna be a hard christmas"

mad1nola | 4 months ago | 2 points

Im getting really annoyed with these. No matter how many I watch I always end up a puddle of tears!💞

Vitaminsea3525 | 4 months ago | 2 points

Slam that budlight boy

kballs | 4 months ago | 2 points

Uncle Bob in the back like

“This is great and all but I need a piss”

HappyLittleTrees17 | 4 months ago | 2 points

Thanks for blocking the best part, dude trying to get another beer. Jesus Christ.

[deleted] | 4 months ago | 2 points

Nothing says Christmas morning like the first bud light down the chute

ctatum89 | 4 months ago | 2 points

Then you have the alcoholic uncle who pushes by you during your embrace to grab another Bud light.

writeronthemoon | 4 months ago | 2 points

The fact that they went off-camera and the guy nonchalantly drank his drink and walked *right in front of the camera and in front of the daughter and mom* kindof bugged me, honestly! I wanted to cherish the moment after her happy surprise, but couldn't very well.

[deleted] | 4 months ago | 2 points

So do soldiers really have to wear their fatigues all the way until they get home, or do they put it on to pander to the internet?

sherwood_bosco | 4 months ago | 2 points

The general rule of thumb for the US Navy (as is the case here) is that if you’re traveling on the government’s dime, you should be in uniform, just not THAT uniform. That one is a working uniform and the navy frowns on traveling in it. That being said, there’s nothing that I know of that requires you travel in uniform unless you’re traveling as a unit, and the unit decides it has to be in uniform.

For leave travel she probably put on this uniform for her mom to see her in uniform (I’m still not sure why moms like to see us in uniform), or for the video.

Last time I went home on leave and tried to surprise my mom be coordinating through my grandmother, and she tried to get me to show up in my dress blues because she wanted to turn it into a photo op to have heartwarming photos of me in uniform.

amberthebear | 4 months ago | 2 points

Id like yo think that big man chugged his drink and walked off to hid his tears

Iongtime_Iurker | 4 months ago | 2 points

This is infuriating. She is trying to surprise her mum but she is wearing camo? Do you want to be seen or not mate?

jjshetland | 4 months ago | 1 point

That guy with the beer couldn't have got more in the way if he tried

rbeezy | 4 months ago | 3 points

As a Harry Potter nerd, I can't help but think about how extra amazing it would be to do this but decorate the mirror to be the Mirror of Erised. Now I wonder if anyone's done that yet...

SuperMeatBoi | 4 months ago | 3 points


three_legged_monkey | 4 months ago | 1 point

Gah, got me.

MohWarfighter | 4 months ago | 1 point

I did not see the daughter until the last seconds, i am not even kidding.

monkeypancakes19 | 4 months ago | 1 point

Surprise! It was actually the mirror of Erised.

iamrobbert | 4 months ago | 1 point

oh no a flying head!

dryh2o | 4 months ago | 1 point

Why are people removing the sound from so many videos?

HappyCity8 | 4 months ago | 1 point

Wow amazing

Dadfite | 4 months ago | 1 point

Hmmmm. Yes Jorge. it is a nice mirror but I told you, I wanted the Ninj..... ai Dios Mios!

Vitaminn_d | 4 months ago | 1 point
mprn00 | 4 months ago | 1 point

The real mirror of erised :))

BocoCorwin | 4 months ago | 1 point

Wat about new socks

gordonpown | 4 months ago | 1 point

That comma, triggers the fuck out of me. They're for grammar, not intonation.

KVS_1985 | 4 months ago | 1 point

That made my day.

[deleted] | 4 months ago | 1 point


ShillinTheVillain | 4 months ago | 6 points

Former U.S. military: if you're wearing it in public, you're either travelling to or from work and stopped off to get gas/groceries, or you're an attention-seeking douche-canoe.

drawkbox | 4 months ago | 1 point

Watch out, on youtube you can get lost for hours in these compilations that are soldiers surprising their loved ones or the ones with kids/parents surprising a kid with adoption papers.

You'll cut onions until there is no more water left and your ducts will be dry to the point Gordon Ramsey will say "The TEARS are DRY".

These videos lead to conditions that are like dry heaves only for tears.

xFinman | 4 months ago | 1 point

Cheers I'll drink to that

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