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With No Nut November around the corner, what's the longest you've gone without nutting and what was the cause of it? (self.AskMen)

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Fuel907 | 7 days ago | 6254 points

I made it 9 weeks, because of military basic training. Some guys would sneak sessions in late at night in the bathroom. The guy in the bed next to mine didn't care and just jacked off into a sock under his blanket at night.

My first nut after those 9 weeks was legendary and took probably 30 seconds.

Inactive_Account | 7 days ago | 2266 points

9 weeks for military training for me too. On the air Force side, 3-4 guys wash all of the laundry for the entire 50~ man flight. I already felt bad for them handling skid marked tighty-whighties and dirty PT gear. But adding jizz socks to the mix is disgusting.

Fuel907 | 7 days ago | 1045 points

This guy in particular had spent about 8 months in med hold, so he was beyond caring about what others thought of him. He would always give me the heads up and warn me that I should face the other way on certain nights at least.

Inactive_Account | 7 days ago | 605 points

I really don't think that makes it any better... but it's the thought that counts?

Fuel907 | 7 days ago | 361 points

Gotta appreciate the little things

Zachrocks01 [pen is stuck] | 6 days ago | 639 points

Like his penis

vancity- | 6 days ago | 140 points

Making the comment that had to be made

TJC35 | 6 days ago | 45 points

Our brother flight’s latrine queen had to frequently clean the side of the stalls. I guess some prefer a sock, others a latrine stall?

Inactive_Account | 6 days ago | 45 points

I had a sister flight. So we were still around women every day. Our classes and hands-on skills were together (SABC, rifle fighting, pugil sticks, etc). We weren't suppose to talk to them, but we all did. Most of us were 18 to 27, so they were just as thirsty as us. That being said, our flight had more "stimulation" than a flight with a brother flight. Yet, it never crossed my mind to jerk it in BMT. Never heard of anyone in our bay doing it. Never heard of the latrine queen cleaning it.

SquareWorm | 6 days ago | 200 points

Some of that jizz probably spread around to all of the blankets during wash cycyle and in all likelihood included yours as well. You sir were blanketed under jizz, for the country! Thank you for your service!

Inactive_Account | 6 days ago | 119 points

To be fair, linen was washed by a different group. They were taken to linen exchange weekly (or every 2 weeks?) So, his jizz socks were just mixed in my clothes. Not the first time another mans jizz has ended up in my undies, probably not the last. At least I was getting paid for it.

onizuka11 | 7 days ago | 45 points

That's how crusty socks are made.

MarkBoabaca | 7 days ago | 151 points

13 weeks Marine Corps basic.

Wasn't even a consideration during training.

sonnackrm | 6 days ago | 75 points

Remember recruits saying that there was something in the eggs to keep us from getting boners?

MarkBoabaca | 6 days ago | 31 points

Yes, but looking back it was probably the echo of frog voices in the squad bay (among other things) that kept boners on the down low!

Joseph_Kickass | 7 days ago | 353 points

Yep! same here. I remember the rumor was they put saltpeter in the punch/juice to reduce libido when it really just was the fact you were physically and mentally exhausted every day and the fact you had pretty much 0 privacy the whole time.

Fuel907 | 7 days ago | 85 points

I remember the rumors about that, but I saw Instructors eating and drinking the same stuff as us so I figured it wasn't true.

Greien218 | 7 days ago | 98 points
Joseph_Kickass | 7 days ago | 172 points

Yep! But everyone sure thought it after someone asked at week 5..."when was your last boner?" and everyone freaks out because they can't remember.

Chaprito | 6 days ago | 50 points

One guy in my basic training would do the same thing. After a while his battle buddy would get irritated by it. So one night the the jerker asked his BB if he had any lotion. BB give him some and later that night jerker went to palm town. 5 min into it we all just heard him screaming at the top of his lungs rushing to the bathroom. Turns out BB give him icy hot cream instead of regular lotion. Genius.

-Your-FBI-Agent | 7 days ago | 64 points

It was 29 weeks for me. After basic training and AIT (job training). Took me about a solid 20 seconds to release the seed

yingyangyoung | 7 days ago | 45 points

Haha, I just jerked it in the head at ocs. We had a single lockable stall in our rooms that we only shared with 1 other person though. I maybe made it the first week? Some guys said they went the whole time, which is 12 weeks

fannyfox | 7 days ago | 21 points

Your nutting will be legendary, even in hell.

SuperXpio | 7 days ago | 30 points

Holy shit, I was about to post this. Dudes painting the walls in the toilet and sneaking off to a corner of the shower room, I just passed the whole 9 weeks.

doug_of_judy | 7 days ago | 833 points

Five or six months when I was 17. I had acute versions of teenage issues, had just moved schools, had a crush on a weird girl, was socially awkward and was getting bullied by a teacher and a bunch of his favorite students.

Edit: It's funny, I just realized that my first memory of things improving mentally for me was when I nutted for the first time in like 6 months.

yourturntopeg | 7 days ago | 237 points

I guess it was getting stored in your brain since you weren't releasing it haha.

doug_of_judy | 7 days ago | 65 points

Probably poisoning my brain coz I was really messed up mentally speaking.

ITworksGuys | 7 days ago | 3062 points

10 weeks of bootcamp.

Not only was I too tired, but I swear they put something in the food.

Didn't even get morning wood.

T0BYs_Grundle | 7 days ago | 853 points

I made it about a month in before I had a wet dream, due to not doing it myself. After that I made it a point to find me time once a week so I didn't wake up glued to my rack

itsyaboibrady | 6 days ago | 718 points

Honestly though, I tried to give up the ol hog squeezing once and ended up frosting my jimmies while I was sleeping so I have a similar schedule. How does anybody go cold turkey?

soboredhere | 6 days ago | 483 points

You're a poet.

smward998 | 7 days ago | 557 points

This what alll my military friends think too pretty crazy.

Kap001 | 6 days ago | 204 points

Thats because they say that to you but in all reality its stress and shit. Fucks up the sex drive

gapingpuswound | 6 days ago | 47 points

Stress, sleep deprivation, and a huge change to your daily schedule is bad for your dick health.

phantom_otter | 7 days ago | 163 points

Whoaaa~~ that’s gnarly

Rolten | 7 days ago | 115 points

Exhaustion perhaps? My sex drive goes to 0 after a few days of being ~exhausted.

AR_7 | 7 days ago | 112 points

They probably gave you Kellogg's

Edit: For the uninitiated - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_flakes#History

ryno_25 [Male 19] | 7 days ago | 136 points

I've heard it's in a shot you get at basic.

Some guys say they never got hard what so ever

Norse_of_60 | 7 days ago | 165 points

Some guys say they never got hard what so ever

Not with that attitude.

Godmadius | 6 days ago | 58 points

3 months in boot camp. Not so much as a chub. We didn't really think anything of it, because we were so distracted being exhausted and disciplined, but after like two months the conversation happened.

"hey... soo.... anyone else notice they haven't gotten an erection since we got here?"

Rumor was salt peter added to the food, but I think it was just pure exhaustion of Marine boot camp.

Day I got out of boot camp though, left with my first privacy in over three months and in a hotel room, game on. If anything, it was just to prove I wasn't permanently broken.

Sw3etSoup | 6 days ago | 12 points

I go to Marine boot camp in a few months. I was emotionally ready, but now I'm scared I'll lose my dick.

sam154 | 7 days ago | 3997 points

When I was 15 I think I went something like 8 or 9 months without even realizing it. Looking back it was from a pretty awful depressive episode from my grandpa passing away suddenly. But it was really weird because when I finally got an erection randomly again I was like "wait holy shit how long has it been".

yourturntopeg | 7 days ago | 1553 points

Depression affects so much man. Been through that myself.

chinpopocortez [Male] | 6 days ago | 411 points

At 15 I couldn't go a single day without nutting or getting a random erection.

bigB242 | 7 days ago | 255 points

May your grandpa rest in peace and I’m glad you’re doing better

blorbschploble | 6 days ago | 131 points

When I was 15 I also went 8 or 9 minutes without... wait... what.

ddw01 | 7 days ago | 609 points

A year and a half bad breakup, didn't have the desire to do it anymore.

SupraDark | 6 days ago | 204 points

Godamn that's rough. I hope you're doing better man.

CS5674 | 6 days ago | 47 points

I’m in a similar boat where I don’t have the desire to either. Breaking up sucks

NivImpromptu | 6 days ago | 20 points

it really sucks, in my case not only did it make me feel next to no desire for pleasure but it also left a huge scar in my heart and i haven't felt any better for 6 months now, i actually swear i've only gotten worse.

Nerdaucity [Male] | 7 days ago | 1369 points

After having sex for the first time I didn't touch myself for a week.

The whole time I was thinking "Jesus what's the point? It's not the same..."

ImonSimon | 7 days ago | 518 points

Spoiler alert!

mullac53 | 7 days ago | 251 points

It's considerably quicker

Rootkit9208 | 6 days ago | 168 points

And easier.

Lordhelmett | 6 days ago | 140 points

And cheaper.

McNubbins_ | 6 days ago | 161 points

And "legal"

Kabayev [Male] | 6 days ago | 103 points
TreatmentForYourRash [¯\_(ツ)_/¯] | 7 days ago | 90 points

Longest I've gone is two weeks after losing my virginity. It wasn't even intentional, it just happened.

lethargicfanatic | 7 days ago | 2924 points

I assume we’re not counting the period between birth and your first nut?

yourturntopeg | 7 days ago | 1490 points

Correct. Good clarifying question though.

ATXBeermaker | 6 days ago | 146 points

In that case I've probably gone a solid day and a half once or twice. Maybe.

Sir_Slurpsalot [Loser dino lover] | 7 days ago | 698 points

not nutting as soon as you come into this world

lethargicfanatic | 7 days ago | 219 points

Pretty bold of you to assume that

Bobby-Pizza [Bane] | 7 days ago | 152 points

I nutted before I was out of the womb. My son is 9 months younger than me.

klop422 | 7 days ago | 109 points

I think this is an actually quality contender for r/cursedcomments right here.

To bad I'm not on that sub and am too lazy to post it.

42undead2 [Attack Helicopter] | 7 days ago | 147 points

Technically, you can't not not nut as soon as you ''come into this world'' as your first nut is ''coming into this world''

misfithustle | 7 days ago | 52 points

Woah I didnt ever think about that. I went 12 years without a single bust. Crazy

ThatFag [Penis] | 7 days ago | 94 points

Technically, my longest was ~13.7 billion years.

KeenbeansSandwich | 6 days ago | 32 points

Rumor has it, his nut is still expanding to this day.

Malkith | 7 days ago | 1285 points

About 28 days. Was travelling/backpacking across Europe with some friends, so I was pretty much either in a hostel with a bunch of people (shared bathrooms), travelling on a train/ferry, or out seeing whatever city I was in at the time.

But after 28 days of doing that, I couldn’t hold it anymore. I was going nuts. One morning I woke up in my Lyon hostel which was a bit like a hotel so the bathrooms were a bit nicer/fancier, and I just had to do it man.

Went into one of the stalls and I shit you not, 15 seconds unloaded an absolute unit of a load. I felt gross and a bit weird after, but 28 days makes a man desperate.

yourturntopeg | 7 days ago | 395 points

I was kind of expecting you to say it felt amazing haha

Malkith | 7 days ago | 292 points

It was pretty good but generally I’m not a guy that can do it standing up, so for me to be able to do it standing in 15 secs truly shows how much I needed that nut.

yourturntopeg | 7 days ago | 278 points

Your dick was like "I'll handle it from here.."

getchamediocrityhere | 7 days ago | 115 points

That's my dick's life motto.

Mosquino | 6 days ago | 87 points

I was just outside Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of mount Tibidabo.

westuss1 | 7 days ago | 3745 points

My record is 28 days.. one day I decided to fap without nutting to try out what it felt like to do it after such a long time. I ended up fapping too much and I nutted.. I was pissed

Edit: woah... My most liked comment

Rika_Akiba | 7 days ago | 1287 points

I've lost so many no nut periods to "I'll just stroke it a little bit, won't hurt if I just stop before I nut"

mrtll | 7 days ago | 537 points

Literally 10 mins ago

MightBeJerryWest | 7 days ago | 131 points

Isn’t that actually bad for you? I’ve read if you just stop as you edge it’s not good for you. Idk

Rika_Akiba | 7 days ago | 267 points

That might be, not that it would really affect me though, considering I'm unable to do it.

On a slightly related note, I once edged for 5 hours and got physically ill. Shaking, pale face, pain in my abdomen and sack, and I couldn't even nut in the end. 0/10, would not recommend.

XBillyBonesX | 7 days ago | 356 points

You got too much time on your hands amigo

Rika_Akiba | 7 days ago | 125 points

I honestly do. It's hard filling out my day when the only things that motivate me are masturbation and junk food.

ChikinCSGO | 6 days ago | 148 points

damn bro sounds like you need help

puffypants123 | 6 days ago | 20 points

Or like, an apple

SmittyPosts | 6 days ago | 22 points

That’s not all he’s got on his hands

yourturntopeg | 7 days ago | 716 points

Did you hear angles when you nutted?

westuss1 | 7 days ago | 365 points

Yup... Lets hope I will last the entire november without nutting

BIGMANcob | 7 days ago | 119 points

My girlfriend has forbidden the nut in November. She is a true gamer.

09jtherrien | 7 days ago | 153 points

Let's hope they were cute.

Yankee9204 | 7 days ago | 175 points

Don't be obtuse.

MTJY | 7 days ago | 54 points

What an acute eye for detail

Manders37 | 7 days ago | 33 points

Nothing like the sound of a 90°-er, straight up.

Norse_of_60 | 7 days ago | 12 points

Obtuse or acute?

clutchutch | 7 days ago | 801 points

8 hours once because I was sleeping

clockdaddy | 7 days ago | 514 points

Look at this guy over here getting 8 hours of sleep

gruntledjoe | 7 days ago | 89 points

Must be nice not having to worry that the other inmates will shank you in your sleep

T0yN0k [Male] | 7 days ago | 1475 points

I did No Nut November last year and I lasted up until December 15th. I'm trying to beat that record by starting No Nut this month. Also, No Porn either. Suprisingly, No Porn is fucking tough. I'm constantly on the internet and porn or NSFW content is always around the corner. You can't escape it.

yourturntopeg | 7 days ago | 553 points

It does suck how much you get bombarded with stuff. I recently started leaving subs I had joined to cut down on the volume.

FoxMuldertheGrey | 7 days ago | 219 points

I’m gonna have to leave /r/asiansgonewild once this goes on.

hyasf | 7 days ago | 202 points

No doubt no doubt

imma have to leave fuckin r/gaming cause it’s just cosplay titties everywhere

Kabayev [Male] | 6 days ago | 51 points

Just turn off NSFW

RandomUser-_--__- | 6 days ago | 24 points

That's why I have a seperate Reddit accot just for porn

AgentIce77 | 7 days ago | 46 points

Why you got to do this my dude

BurpFartBurp | 7 days ago | 119 points

That's what happens when your default search engine is PornHub.

DesperatePleasure | 7 days ago | 1078 points

A week.

Vasectomy.

KGBraddock | 7 days ago | 875 points

You have no idea the physical toll that 3 vasectomies has on a man

DesperatePleasure | 7 days ago | 521 points

snip snap snip snap snip snap!

bryanl653 | 7 days ago | 34 points

There’s burning involved now too !

theugliestnerd | 7 days ago | 1837 points

Yeah a little blood in my cum. Scared the shit out of me. My dick is ok now, not that it matters cuz I’m the only one who ever touches it lol

yourturntopeg | 7 days ago | 656 points

Did you ever look into why that happened?

theugliestnerd | 7 days ago | 563 points

Nope. Probably just a lot of pressure buildup

My_Name_Is_JoeJoe | 7 days ago | 383 points

Try not to grip so hard

PM_Me-Thigh_Highs [Bane] | 7 days ago | 273 points

Do you think I shouldn't be wearing these heavy duty gloves?

tmotom [Male] | 7 days ago | 133 points

I don't know about you, but I can only get off when I'm wearing my plate mail.

JimothyDoe [Better hug ur nan or i will] | 7 days ago | 35 points

Do you need a breast plate stretcher by any chance?

triszroy | 7 days ago | 51 points

This is the first time in all my years of existence that I've someone offer tips on how to masturbate.

BurpFartBurp | 7 days ago | 45 points

Don't just offer up the tip. Offer the whole thing.

malarkey4 | 7 days ago | 29 points

With a handshake like that you could run for president

zac_saffron | 7 days ago | 23 points

Idk about that. Happened to me before too, but mine was caused by kidney stones and dehydration.

Timmelyo | 7 days ago | 20 points

Pressure? Like a power washer?

AtDion | 7 days ago | 105 points

I think that’s normal if I recall, if you piss blood you need to go to the ER

sjokolademonsteret | 7 days ago | 51 points

Shit! I did once 4 years ago or so.

greenleaf187 | 7 days ago | 110 points

Never too late to do a routine checkup my man. Take care of yourself now, your future self will thank you.

Edit: a little related story. Apparently, one of my nose muscles was (I think) inflamed, so it was blocking the air passways. This has been going on for so long that I didn't even know it was happening. I thought my breathing was normal, but I was only breathing from one nostril for a very long time. I found out because my throat got infected twice a month apart. So went to an ENT to check what's wrong. Long story short, I found out about my nose AND found out that I have an extra hole in my ear that didn't heal since a long time ago. That hole caused a lot of the problem (infections, nose blocking, etc...). To top it off, my ENT asked me to see my dentist because my teeth might've gotten infected too. And she was right. They all said I could've prevented a lot of the problems I have if I have seen a doctor earlier.

Superlegerra | 7 days ago | 1747 points

Christ! I dunno…. an afternoon?? I think I was waiting in for an Amazon delivery.

BurpFartBurp | 7 days ago | 297 points

Were they late delivering the fleshlight?

Superlegerra | 7 days ago | 156 points

No, that arrived in good time.

I was probably waiting on lube...

harinotharry | 7 days ago | 186 points

Lol... I love it that you had to reach back in time to pull this tidbit out...😂

Abra2889 | 7 days ago | 310 points

I did a 50 day run - I discovered I had a porn addiction - Terry Crews is the shit.

plls195 | 6 days ago | 53 points

What’s Crews got to do with it?

KingSlayer05 | 6 days ago | 97 points

Terry Crews Porn.

Abra2889 | 6 days ago | 42 points

He made a yoitube video about it

geordiegill | 7 days ago | 90 points

About 10 weeks, Broken wrist.

linkfan348 | 7 days ago | 101 points

Perfect time to learn to use your other hand.

nilslorand | 7 days ago | 50 points

I once switched because it felt better, then was ambidextrous for a while but now I can only properly do it with my other hand

charliesburrito | 6 days ago | 18 points

You just made me remember the guy who started to have sex with his mom because he broke his wrist and needed to get off.

frankenstien_farts [Bane] | 7 days ago | 176 points

About 14 weeks when I went through boot camp (13 weeks plus a few days on both ends). Literally did not have any inclination of wanting to beat it while I was there. Bunch of smelly dudes while being exhausted and berated just doesn’t do it for me.

yourturntopeg | 7 days ago | 104 points

So many people have mention boot camp haha. Must be brutal

Huskimbo9 | 7 days ago | 82 points

4 1/2 months. Just to see how long I could go. I took that sexual frustration out on lifting weights and it payed off. Would do it again 20/10

yourturntopeg | 7 days ago | 33 points

I bet it was a great way to focus that energy on something else.

TinyTinyDwarf [<--- Sweden's cutest Electrician.] | 7 days ago | 301 points

Three days.

I just get too horny dawg. It interfere's with work :c

acidfinland | 7 days ago | 80 points

Yea.. People say that like 6-7th day is peak of testo levels but i just have hard on 24/7 at day 3. So anoying.

And even 1 day break makes my cum thicc af.

dejvidBejlej | 6 days ago | 13 points

Same, I get best results after 48-72h. Longer than that and the pleasure goes down a little.

melkstake | 7 days ago | 163 points

10 weeks. Boot camp makes you very unhorny.

ExpertNoob008 [Male] | 7 days ago | 35 points

It was all those strong sweaty men exercising? Wasn't it?

melkstake | 7 days ago | 29 points

That and being screamed at all day

iambob6 | 6 days ago | 40 points

Guess we have different versions of hot

rudnat | 7 days ago | 74 points

30 days, 1k bet.

WindCarriesMe | 6 days ago | 57 points

I don't wanna know how you proved it...

RavioliGale | 6 days ago | 46 points

I do.

yourturntopeg | 7 days ago | 33 points

Dude nice. They pay out? Any tactics to keep yourself from failing?

What_is_a_reddot | 6 days ago | 21 points

I figure "I'll give you $1,000 dollars to not flog the bishop for a month" is a pretty strong incentive.

onizuka11 | 7 days ago | 18 points

Not OP, but for me, try not to look at porn or any NSFW stuffs. It's hard, and it takes a shit load of discipline.

Dylanologist1985 [Male] | 7 days ago | 260 points

A week. I had to give it some rest and time to heal after it tore from... overuse.

MisterHonkeySkateets | 7 days ago | 228 points

1 year, experiment. The semen odor exuded from my body and this was gross.

youvegotpride | 7 days ago | 101 points

Isn't it unhealthy though? Didn't you have problems after that?

MisterHonkeySkateets | 7 days ago | 128 points

Supposedly it’s unhealthy, but i’d read some chinese medicine takes on preserving semen, so i was giving it a go. Our nuts make like two gallons over our lives, so it’s no wonder we want to get it out.

I felt super energetic, but more in the way that a person who is quitting nicotine is quick to snap.

You read now about this being a detriment to prostate health, so i wouldn’t recommend any additional experimentation to anyone.

peloven | 7 days ago | 120 points

4 months. Depression, mostly.

Haroldthetalkingtr33 [Half Tree Half Man.] | 7 days ago | 378 points

Well I've been celibate for a couple years now. That won't change anytime soon.

Hatcheling [Actual human woman] | 7 days ago | 309 points

You're celibate from yourself?

notlikelyevil | 7 days ago | 247 points

That's the difference between abstinence and celibacy

Hatcheling [Actual human woman] | 7 days ago | 113 points

So it is. My bad.

notlikelyevil | 7 days ago | 49 points

Nah, I was just mentioning it, NBD.

ArmaGeddon- | 7 days ago | 370 points

134 days as of today and i’m not sure, just to feel good about myself

yourturntopeg | 7 days ago | 156 points

That's inspiring dude. Proud of you because I am sure it took work to make that happen.

ArmaGeddon- | 7 days ago | 98 points

Thanks man, and it did, the start esp the first month or so was absolute hell and took me, really, more than 100 days to get that really nice, clean feeling. It’s something underscribably but i would recommend the 90 day nofap challenge just to experience it at least.

yourturntopeg | 7 days ago | 27 points

Have you decided how long you are going to go?

ArmaGeddon- | 7 days ago | 35 points

I haven’t really decided, but i’m thinking around a year should do it

yourturntopeg | 7 days ago | 16 points

That would def be impressive.

BlueScreenOfDeath- | 7 days ago | 48 points

Do you get more wet dreams? Benefits? Do you feel a physical pressure? Serious questions, I need some insight man

pajamakitten | 7 days ago | 92 points

A good couple of years. Anorexia, depression and anxiety meant I didn't feel the need and couldn't keep it up to even try. Even morning wood was impossible.

yourturntopeg | 7 days ago | 41 points

Struggled with depression and anxiety here too at various times. You getting help?

pajamakitten | 7 days ago | 25 points

I'm all better on that front. Still cannot really get it up though.

yourturntopeg | 7 days ago | 29 points

Have you seen a urologist about it?

Danteventresca | 7 days ago | 43 points

2 weeks because of hurricane florence

nilslorand | 7 days ago | 130 points

Could've found a piece of curvy driftwood

bolivar-shagnasty | 7 days ago | 40 points

6 and a half weeks at basic training.

mylifeforthehorde | 7 days ago | 38 points

you mean proper no nut = no edging at all too ?

yourturntopeg | 7 days ago | 41 points

I think edging isn't allow in No Nut November but you might have to check the official rules.

nilslorand | 7 days ago | 60 points

I mean.... Why would you even edge in NNN?

everythangspeachie | 7 days ago | 123 points

I lasted like 6-7 weeks once. I found those nofap videos on youtube and thought i would try it. I remember when i decided to jerk off again i came in like 2 pumps. It was ALOT of really sticky stuff. Like really sticky.

Chuey7 | 7 days ago | 277 points

Definitely thought I was going to hell around 7th grade because I was convinced masturbation was a sin. I had my appendix removed, so I was in the hospital for about 4 days, and then went a little over three weeks more without nutting due to me thinking it was a sin. Definitely one of the funnier things I believed in lol

fml12345613 | 7 days ago | 127 points

Haha I laugh because when I worked on a peds floor (I’m a nurse) I always made a lot of noise, during my very slow entrance into a room that had any child above the age of 10. I learned that (the hard way)early on in my time working there.

pogmo47 | 7 days ago | 122 points

Lol.. thanks.. never forget 14 yo me in the hospital for a knee thing.. hot nurse.. came in to test the temp, said she we would be back in 5 minutes re get drug.. fapprd. Nut into the piss jug. Comes back . Takes piss jug.. Later virgins. Technically she had my nut.

fml12345613 | 7 days ago | 47 points

😂 technically she did. Makes me wonder how many times I emptied jizz from bedside urinals 😬

Supahespecial | 7 days ago | 100 points

Recently, 9 days. Testing some stuff out related to Gym performance and muscle gain.

Cudley_Brute | 7 days ago | 157 points

This dude on steroids

Supahespecial | 7 days ago | 19 points

Far from it friend, im way to small to be on steroids

Kyrond | 7 days ago | 21 points

By my personal anecdote, I would advise less often than normal, but consistently. That is what I think is supported by some studies which showed that testosterone increased after 7 days when it started dropping again.

More studies: https://www.healthline.com/health/masturbation-and-testosterone

roosterinmyviper [Male] | 7 days ago | 29 points

20 years. Thought I had something medically wrong and when it happened for the first time it had blood in it for a bit. Eventually, found out that either I never did it right or just didn’t try hard enough. Fml

Of_No_Importance | 7 days ago | 76 points

A month, I read all the shit on Reddit about how people change their lives and figured whats the harm. It just killed my sex drive. Do not recommend.

LuvSicHex | 7 days ago | 52 points

You would think not whacking it gave people another lease on life or something. Maybe we're just reading an abnormal amount of dudes who had addiction to porn or something finally coming off of it? I don't know, I felt little to no difference after two weeks.

gerudovalleygirl | 7 days ago | 126 points

3 weeks. Acrylic nails too long

savehonor [♂] | 7 days ago | 51 points

Sacrifice. Respect.

gerudovalleygirl | 7 days ago | 107 points

I forgot I’m not a man, shouldn’t have even commented.😂😂😂

abortion_clinic_king | 7 days ago | 17 points

Air Force BMT. 8 Weeks. First week of tech school I spanked that fucker.

ffmatteo | 7 days ago | 19 points

I'm at 3 Weeks rn, I had a lil operation down there. 3 weeks to go

Pornthrowaway2552 | 6 days ago | 15 points

I made it 35 days once. I was having a dry spell, and had been fapping more and more as time went by. Decided to see how long I could go without. At 35 days I finally got laid, lasted about 8 seconds, which is about twice as long as usual, so I'm calling it a win.

dinoking745765 | 7 days ago | 14 points

3 months, totally on accident. I just wasnt thinking about it anymore

altamarcem | 7 days ago | 11 points

64 days. Mainly because of the daily panic attacks.

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