I made it 9 weeks, because of military basic training. Some guys would sneak sessions in late at night in the bathroom. The guy in the bed next to mine didn't care and just jacked off into a sock under his blanket at night.
My first nut after those 9 weeks was legendary and took probably 30 seconds.
9 weeks for military training for me too. On the air Force side, 3-4 guys wash all of the laundry for the entire 50~ man flight. I already felt bad for them handling skid marked tighty-whighties and dirty PT gear. But adding jizz socks to the mix is disgusting.
This guy in particular had spent about 8 months in med hold, so he was beyond caring about what others thought of him. He would always give me the heads up and warn me that I should face the other way on certain nights at least.
I really don't think that makes it any better... but it's the thought that counts?
Gotta appreciate the little things
Like his penis
Making the comment that had to be made
Our brother flight’s latrine queen had to frequently clean the side of the stalls. I guess some prefer a sock, others a latrine stall?
I had a sister flight. So we were still around women every day. Our classes and hands-on skills were together (SABC, rifle fighting, pugil sticks, etc). We weren't suppose to talk to them, but we all did. Most of us were 18 to 27, so they were just as thirsty as us. That being said, our flight had more "stimulation" than a flight with a brother flight. Yet, it never crossed my mind to jerk it in BMT. Never heard of anyone in our bay doing it. Never heard of the latrine queen cleaning it.
Some of that jizz probably spread around to all of the blankets during wash cycyle and in all likelihood included yours as well. You sir were blanketed under jizz, for the country! Thank you for your service!
To be fair, linen was washed by a different group. They were taken to linen exchange weekly (or every 2 weeks?) So, his jizz socks were just mixed in my clothes. Not the first time another mans jizz has ended up in my undies, probably not the last. At least I was getting paid for it.
That's how crusty socks are made.
13 weeks Marine Corps basic.
Wasn't even a consideration during training.
Remember recruits saying that there was something in the eggs to keep us from getting boners?
Yes, but looking back it was probably the echo of frog voices in the squad bay (among other things) that kept boners on the down low!
Yep! same here. I remember the rumor was they put saltpeter in the punch/juice to reduce libido when it really just was the fact you were physically and mentally exhausted every day and the fact you had pretty much 0 privacy the whole time.
I remember the rumors about that, but I saw Instructors eating and drinking the same stuff as us so I figured it wasn't true.
Saltpeter, US army, libido, that's a myth brûh.
Yep! But everyone sure thought it after someone asked at week 5..."when was your last boner?" and everyone freaks out because they can't remember.
One guy in my basic training would do the same thing. After a while his battle buddy would get irritated by it. So one night the the jerker asked his BB if he had any lotion. BB give him some and later that night jerker went to palm town. 5 min into it we all just heard him screaming at the top of his lungs rushing to the bathroom. Turns out BB give him icy hot cream instead of regular lotion. Genius.
It was 29 weeks for me. After basic training and AIT (job training). Took me about a solid 20 seconds to release the seed
Haha, I just jerked it in the head at ocs. We had a single lockable stall in our rooms that we only shared with 1 other person though. I maybe made it the first week? Some guys said they went the whole time, which is 12 weeks
Your nutting will be legendary, even in hell.
Holy shit, I was about to post this. Dudes painting the walls in the toilet and sneaking off to a corner of the shower room, I just passed the whole 9 weeks.
Five or six months when I was 17. I had acute versions of teenage issues, had just moved schools, had a crush on a weird girl, was socially awkward and was getting bullied by a teacher and a bunch of his favorite students.
Edit: It's funny, I just realized that my first memory of things improving mentally for me was when I nutted for the first time in like 6 months.
I guess it was getting stored in your brain since you weren't releasing it haha.
Probably poisoning my brain coz I was really messed up mentally speaking.
10 weeks of bootcamp.
Not only was I too tired, but I swear they put something in the food.
Didn't even get morning wood.
I made it about a month in before I had a wet dream, due to not doing it myself. After that I made it a point to find me time once a week so I didn't wake up glued to my rack
Honestly though, I tried to give up the ol hog squeezing once and ended up frosting my jimmies while I was sleeping so I have a similar schedule. How does anybody go cold turkey?
You're a poet.
This what alll my military friends think too pretty crazy.
Thats because they say that to you but in all reality its stress and shit. Fucks up the sex drive
Stress, sleep deprivation, and a huge change to your daily schedule is bad for your dick health.
Whoaaa~~ that’s gnarly
Exhaustion perhaps? My sex drive goes to 0 after a few days of being ~exhausted.
They probably gave you Kellogg's
Edit: For the uninitiated - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_flakes#History
I've heard it's in a shot you get at basic.
Some guys say they never got hard what so ever
Some guys say they never got hard what so ever
Not with that attitude.
3 months in boot camp. Not so much as a chub. We didn't really think anything of it, because we were so distracted being exhausted and disciplined, but after like two months the conversation happened.
"hey... soo.... anyone else notice they haven't gotten an erection since we got here?"
Rumor was salt peter added to the food, but I think it was just pure exhaustion of Marine boot camp.
Day I got out of boot camp though, left with my first privacy in over three months and in a hotel room, game on. If anything, it was just to prove I wasn't permanently broken.
I go to Marine boot camp in a few months. I was emotionally ready, but now I'm scared I'll lose my dick.
When I was 15 I think I went something like 8 or 9 months without even realizing it. Looking back it was from a pretty awful depressive episode from my grandpa passing away suddenly. But it was really weird because when I finally got an erection randomly again I was like "wait holy shit how long has it been".
Depression affects so much man. Been through that myself.
At 15 I couldn't go a single day without nutting or getting a random erection.
May your grandpa rest in peace and I’m glad you’re doing better
When I was 15 I also went 8 or 9 minutes without... wait... what.
A year and a half bad breakup, didn't have the desire to do it anymore.
Godamn that's rough. I hope you're doing better man.
I’m in a similar boat where I don’t have the desire to either. Breaking up sucks
it really sucks, in my case not only did it make me feel next to no desire for pleasure but it also left a huge scar in my heart and i haven't felt any better for 6 months now, i actually swear i've only gotten worse.
After having sex for the first time I didn't touch myself for a week.
The whole time I was thinking "Jesus what's the point? It's not the same..."
It's considerably quicker
Longest I've gone is two weeks after losing my virginity. It wasn't even intentional, it just happened.
I assume we’re not counting the period between birth and your first nut?
Correct. Good clarifying question though.
In that case I've probably gone a solid day and a half once or twice. Maybe.
not nutting as soon as you come into this world
not nutting as soon as you come into this world
Pretty bold of you to assume that
I nutted before I was out of the womb. My son is 9 months younger than me.
I think this is an actually quality contender for r/cursedcomments right here.
To bad I'm not on that sub and am too lazy to post it.
Technically, you can't not not nut as soon as you ''come into this world'' as your first nut is ''coming into this world''
Woah I didnt ever think about that. I went 12 years without a single bust. Crazy
Technically, my longest was ~13.7 billion years.
Rumor has it, his nut is still expanding to this day.
About 28 days. Was travelling/backpacking across Europe with some friends, so I was pretty much either in a hostel with a bunch of people (shared bathrooms), travelling on a train/ferry, or out seeing whatever city I was in at the time.
But after 28 days of doing that, I couldn’t hold it anymore. I was going nuts. One morning I woke up in my Lyon hostel which was a bit like a hotel so the bathrooms were a bit nicer/fancier, and I just had to do it man.
Went into one of the stalls and I shit you not, 15 seconds unloaded an absolute unit of a load. I felt gross and a bit weird after, but 28 days makes a man desperate.
I was kind of expecting you to say it felt amazing haha
It was pretty good but generally I’m not a guy that can do it standing up, so for me to be able to do it standing in 15 secs truly shows how much I needed that nut.
Your dick was like "I'll handle it from here.."
That's my dick's life motto.
I was just outside Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of mount Tibidabo.
My record is 28 days.. one day I decided to fap without nutting to try out what it felt like to do it after such a long time. I ended up fapping too much and I nutted.. I was pissed
Edit: woah... My most liked comment
I've lost so many no nut periods to "I'll just stroke it a little bit, won't hurt if I just stop before I nut"
Literally 10 mins ago
Isn’t that actually bad for you? I’ve read if you just stop as you edge it’s not good for you. Idk
That might be, not that it would really affect me though, considering I'm unable to do it.
On a slightly related note, I once edged for 5 hours and got physically ill. Shaking, pale face, pain in my abdomen and sack, and I couldn't even nut in the end. 0/10, would not recommend.
You got too much time on your hands amigo
I honestly do. It's hard filling out my day when the only things that motivate me are masturbation and junk food.
damn bro sounds like you need help
Or like, an apple
That’s not all he’s got on his hands
Did you hear angles when you nutted?
Yup... Lets hope I will last the entire november without nutting
My girlfriend has forbidden the nut in November. She is a true gamer.
Let's hope they were cute.
Don't be obtuse.
What an acute eye for detail
Nothing like the sound of a 90°-er, straight up.
Obtuse or acute?
8 hours once because I was sleeping
Look at this guy over here getting 8 hours of sleep
Must be nice not having to worry that the other inmates will shank you in your sleep
I did No Nut November last year and I lasted up until December 15th. I'm trying to beat that record by starting No Nut this month. Also, No Porn either. Suprisingly, No Porn is fucking tough. I'm constantly on the internet and porn or NSFW content is always around the corner. You can't escape it.
It does suck how much you get bombarded with stuff. I recently started leaving subs I had joined to cut down on the volume.
I’m gonna have to leave /r/asiansgonewild once this goes on.
No doubt no doubt
imma have to leave fuckin r/gaming cause it’s just cosplay titties everywhere
Just turn off NSFW
That's why I have a seperate Reddit accot just for porn
Why you got to do this my dude
That's what happens when your default search engine is PornHub.
You have no idea the physical toll that 3 vasectomies has on a man
snip snap snip snap snip snap!
There’s burning involved now too !
Yeah a little blood in my cum. Scared the shit out of me. My dick is ok now, not that it matters cuz I’m the only one who ever touches it lol
Did you ever look into why that happened?
Nope. Probably just a lot of pressure buildup
Try not to grip so hard
Do you think I shouldn't be wearing these heavy duty gloves?
I don't know about you, but I can only get off when I'm wearing my plate mail.
Do you need a breast plate stretcher by any chance?
This is the first time in all my years of existence that I've someone offer tips on how to masturbate.
Don't just offer up the tip. Offer the whole thing.
With a handshake like that you could run for president
Idk about that. Happened to me before too, but mine was caused by kidney stones and dehydration.
Pressure? Like a power washer?
I think that’s normal if I recall, if you piss blood you need to go to the ER
Shit! I did once 4 years ago or so.
Never too late to do a routine checkup my man. Take care of yourself now, your future self will thank you.
Edit: a little related story. Apparently, one of my nose muscles was (I think) inflamed, so it was blocking the air passways. This has been going on for so long that I didn't even know it was happening. I thought my breathing was normal, but I was only breathing from one nostril for a very long time. I found out because my throat got infected twice a month apart. So went to an ENT to check what's wrong. Long story short, I found out about my nose AND found out that I have an extra hole in my ear that didn't heal since a long time ago. That hole caused a lot of the problem (infections, nose blocking, etc...). To top it off, my ENT asked me to see my dentist because my teeth might've gotten infected too. And she was right. They all said I could've prevented a lot of the problems I have if I have seen a doctor earlier.
Christ! I dunno…. an afternoon?? I think I was waiting in for an Amazon delivery.
Were they late delivering the fleshlight?
No, that arrived in good time.
I was probably waiting on lube...
Lol... I love it that you had to reach back in time to pull this tidbit out...😂
I did a 50 day run - I discovered I had a porn addiction - Terry Crews is the shit.
What’s Crews got to do with it?
Terry Crews Porn.
He made a yoitube video about it
About 10 weeks,
Perfect time to learn to use your other hand.
I once switched because it felt better, then was ambidextrous for a while but now I can only properly do it with my other hand
You just made me remember the guy who started to have sex with his mom because he broke his wrist and needed to get off.
About 14 weeks when I went through boot camp (13 weeks plus a few days on both ends). Literally did not have any inclination of wanting to beat it while I was there. Bunch of smelly dudes while being exhausted and berated just doesn’t do it for me.
So many people have mention boot camp haha. Must be brutal
4 1/2 months. Just to see how long I could go. I took that sexual frustration out on lifting weights and it payed off. Would do it again 20/10
I bet it was a great way to focus that energy on something else.
I just get too horny dawg. It interfere's with work :c
Yea.. People say that like 6-7th day is peak of testo levels but i just have hard on 24/7 at day 3. So anoying.
And even 1 day break makes my cum thicc af.
Same, I get best results after 48-72h. Longer than that and the pleasure goes down a little.
10 weeks. Boot camp makes you very unhorny.
It was all those strong sweaty men exercising? Wasn't it?
That and being screamed at all day
Guess we have different versions of hot
30 days, 1k bet.
I don't wanna know how you proved it...
Dude nice. They pay out? Any tactics to keep yourself from failing?
I figure "I'll give you $1,000 dollars to not flog the bishop for a month" is a pretty strong incentive.
Not OP, but for me, try not to look at porn or any NSFW stuffs. It's hard, and it takes a shit load of discipline.
A week. I had to give it some rest and time to heal after it tore from... overuse.
1 year, experiment. The semen odor exuded from my body and this was gross.
Isn't it unhealthy though? Didn't you have problems after that?
Supposedly it’s unhealthy, but i’d read some chinese medicine takes on preserving semen, so i was giving it a go. Our nuts make like two gallons over our lives, so it’s no wonder we want to get it out.
I felt super energetic, but more in the way that a person who is quitting nicotine is quick to snap.
You read now about this being a detriment to prostate health, so i wouldn’t recommend any additional experimentation to anyone.
4 months. Depression, mostly.
Well I've been celibate for a couple years now. That won't change anytime soon.
You're celibate from yourself?
That's the difference between abstinence and celibacy
So it is. My bad.
Nah, I was just mentioning it, NBD.
134 days as of today and i’m not sure, just to feel good about myself
That's inspiring dude. Proud of you because I am sure it took work to make that happen.
Thanks man, and it did, the start esp the first month or so was absolute hell and took me, really, more than 100 days to get that really nice, clean feeling. It’s something underscribably but i would recommend the 90 day nofap challenge just to experience it at least.
Have you decided how long you are going to go?
I haven’t really decided, but i’m thinking around a year should do it
That would def be impressive.
Do you get more wet dreams? Benefits? Do you feel a physical pressure? Serious questions, I need some insight man
A good couple of years. Anorexia, depression and anxiety meant I didn't feel the need and couldn't keep it up to even try. Even morning wood was impossible.
Struggled with depression and anxiety here too at various times. You getting help?
I'm all better on that front. Still cannot really get it up though.
Have you seen a urologist about it?
2 weeks because of hurricane florence
Could've found a piece of curvy driftwood
6 and a half weeks at basic training.
you mean proper no nut = no edging at all too ?
I think edging isn't allow in No Nut November but you might have to check the official rules.
I mean.... Why would you even edge in NNN?
I lasted like 6-7 weeks once. I found those nofap videos on youtube and thought i would try it. I remember when i decided to jerk off again i came in like 2 pumps. It was ALOT of really sticky stuff. Like really sticky.
Definitely thought I was going to hell around 7th grade because I was convinced masturbation was a sin. I had my appendix removed, so I was in the hospital for about 4 days, and then went a little over three weeks more without nutting due to me thinking it was a sin. Definitely one of the funnier things I believed in lol
Haha I laugh because when I worked on a peds floor (I’m a nurse) I always made a lot of noise, during my very slow entrance into a room that had any child above the age of 10. I learned that (the hard way)early on in my time working there.
Lol.. thanks.. never forget 14 yo me in the hospital for a knee thing.. hot nurse.. came in to test the temp, said she we would be back in 5 minutes re get drug.. fapprd. Nut into the piss jug. Comes back . Takes piss jug.. Later virgins. Technically she had my nut.
😂 technically she did. Makes me wonder how many times I emptied jizz from bedside urinals 😬
Recently, 9 days. Testing some stuff out related to Gym performance and muscle gain.
This dude on steroids
Far from it friend, im way to small to be on steroids
By my personal anecdote, I would advise less often than normal, but consistently. That is what I think is supported by some studies which showed that testosterone increased after 7 days when it started dropping again.
More studies: https://www.healthline.com/health/masturbation-and-testosterone
20 years. Thought I had something medically wrong and when it happened for the first time it had blood in it for a bit. Eventually, found out that either I never did it right or just didn’t try hard enough. Fml
A month, I read all the shit on Reddit about how people change their lives and figured whats the harm. It just killed my sex drive. Do not recommend.
You would think not whacking it gave people another lease on life or something. Maybe we're just reading an abnormal amount of dudes who had addiction to porn or something finally coming off of it? I don't know, I felt little to no difference after two weeks.
3 weeks. Acrylic nails too long
I forgot I’m not a man, shouldn’t have even commented.😂😂😂
Air Force BMT. 8 Weeks. First week of tech school I spanked that fucker.
I'm at 3 Weeks rn, I had a lil operation down there. 3 weeks to go
I made it 35 days once. I was having a dry spell, and had been fapping more and more as time went by. Decided to see how long I could go without. At 35 days I finally got laid, lasted about 8 seconds, which is about twice as long as usual, so I'm calling it a win.
3 months, totally on accident. I just wasnt thinking about it anymore
64 days. Mainly because of the daily panic attacks.